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OfflineChakra Shock
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin]
    #23870757 - 11/26/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

When goddesses get pregnant, do they give birth to star systems?


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OfflinePumpJackTeX
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #23870802 - 11/26/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, branching off even more religions.


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OfflinePumpJackTeX
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23870811 - 11/26/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The Fungi Galaxy is the only side to join.

Power House Weapons.

P.H.W for short...


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OfflineChakra Shock
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23870813 - 11/26/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm talkin like, real deal cosmic goddesses. The kinds that are so famous that people make religions about them without even knowing that's who it's about.

They walk amongst the stars and make planets for babies.


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #23870926 - 11/27/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's just he cold water...

... that's certainly the cause of my inferior member."

:feelsoldman:


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23871011 - 11/27/16 01:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

actually,



hahah : P


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin]
    #23871020 - 11/27/16 02:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Putin said:
Is god a pervert?

If there was a god, I'm sure he would be hated,
For making bugs, in this hell he has created
Sit on a coat, put on a hat,
I am infested, it happens just like that.
I'm sure I hate 'em, there ain't no maybes,
Bodylice & crabs, headlice & scabies.
You take your pick.
They make me sick.
Well, I'll scratch until I bleed,
So there'll be scabs for me to pick.
It drives me mad as I scratch my body raw,
Sometimes it feels like sex when I'm scratching with my paws.
Sometimes it feels better, when it gets wetter;
Lubed up with puss & blood... but later I'm upsetter.
'Cause of the pain when the rash becomes inflamed,
I simply lost control, the scabies can't be blamed.
Oh yes they can!
I'll go complain to the drop in center clinic,
Hook me up with some lindane!


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InvisibleI_was_the_walrus
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: stzacrack]
    #23871029 - 11/27/16 02:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

2 of my shower thoughts:

I've never heard an educated person call somebody "ignorant". It's usually the opposite.

When somebody says something along the lines of "do some research", theyre usually referring to something insanely idiotic that has no merit. I once met a person who believed dna could be altered by listening to certain tones. When I brought up a list of arguments, he told me I needed to do some research.


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #23872528 - 11/27/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

god is transgender anatomically, but identifies as "gender neutral"

Just heard of this gender neutral concept today and can't get over how absurd it sounds.


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23872563 - 11/27/16 04:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

God is masculine. Gaia is feminine and presumably Satan.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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OfflinePartoftheSource
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23872582 - 11/27/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Psilosopherr said:
god is transgender anatomically, but identifies as "gender neutral"

Just heard of this gender neutral concept today and can't get over how absurd it sounds.




You're just now reading about it? It's been all the rage here at the shroomery. Have you not seen the little teapots?


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23872603 - 11/27/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Little teapots you say?

Friend of mine was just telling me about a coworker who becomes aggravated when people refer to her as "her/she"


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23872609 - 11/27/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
It'll be in the gender area under the usernames of Posters to the left of their post.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23872613 - 11/27/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's not polite to stare at my spout unless you're gonna help me pour something out of it.


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23872737 - 11/27/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I like the top rated shower thought on reddit.

Waterboarding at Guantanamo bay sounds fun if you have no idea what that means


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InvisiblePutin
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23873179 - 11/27/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's an old meme


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin] * 1
    #23873755 - 11/27/16 11:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Putin said:
That's an old meme



Your mom's an old meme.


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Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23873890 - 11/27/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:burn:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Invisiblenice1returns
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Shiithead]
    #23875136 - 11/28/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

One time I took a full on log in the shower, dunno why, think I did sum drugs night before and it was an emergency ejection, my only thoughts were will this go down that little hole, but it did, it did


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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Shiithead]
    #23875145 - 11/28/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Gaia is feminine and presumably Satan.




I dont think that's the same thing... Gaia is a nurturing spirit... Satanists are like sacrificing goats and shit, having fell orgies, they are what you'd call 'bad pagans' lol.


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