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Prisoner#1
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Mescalean] 1
#23870295 - 11/26/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: I don't. Do you feel robbed of your foreskin? I don't
I even get compliments like "thank god you're cut"
Ladies what do you prefer? cut or uncut? And if were cutting the extra skin off pee pees then how come I have seen so many roast beef curtains in my day? Very rarely is it a Georgia peach.
Discuss the amazing topic of human foreskin.
Ps did you guys know monkeys have an actual bone in their boners? shits cray
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Prisoner#1] 3
#23870303 - 11/26/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Now the thread about leaving tips makes a lot more sense.
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Mescalean]
#23870328 - 11/26/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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some jewish girl gave me shit for it
apparently the pain from having your foreskin chopped off is so traumatic that causes some sort of mental trauma
either way it is a pretty fucked practice and have learned to love and accept the true natures design. if a girl complains about it, she loses any chance of oral reciprocation.
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: koods]
#23870336 - 11/26/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't remember my circumcision (at least consciously), but I remember at around age 7, my dad rolled onto my arm and dislocated it, bu nobody found out it was dislocated until a day later. I remember walking around in an OBE state from all the pain.
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Mescalean
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: thelanzii]
#23870373 - 11/26/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Huh fascinating to know that koods. Fuck it im happy to have my wiener cut. It blow way later do to it seems and my penis is aesthetically pleasing. now i can only feel for the poor saps who get it done later on, I know 1 dude... 28. OUCH.
I do remember zipping my cock into my jeans around age 7 though. Wonder if that did anything besides make me wear pants with buttons only for years
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Mescalean]
#23870378 - 11/26/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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People really have this done as adults? why?
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Psilosopherr] 1
#23870383 - 11/26/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Psilosopherr said: People really have this done as adults? why?
To be as close to being a mushroom as possible.
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Mescalean
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23870392 - 11/26/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I remember running into my living room at a young age showing everybody my cock and declaring it looked like a mushroom. It fucking did, I was amazed by my penis. Tried sucking my first titty (not mom titty) at 3 or 4. My mom still gives me shit about trying to mouth her friends tiny a-cups now that I'm old enough to understand.
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Mescalean]
#23870395 - 11/26/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I remember my circumcision, which is weird because I still have a foreskin.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23870401 - 11/26/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What was his name?
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Mescalean
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23870435 - 11/26/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Best thing about your sig dude... whenever i see it I start playing the "find the butthole" game
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Mescalean]
#23870448 - 11/26/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have a buddy who says his parents had him circumcised when he was in the first grade. It sounds like it left emotional (and physical) scarring on him. I think the practice is completely fucked from the start, but why the FUCK would you wait until your child was 7 or 8 to do such a horrific mutilation to them?
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Kilgore Trout]
#23870457 - 11/26/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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He could be not remembering a medical reason for the procedure. That is the most common cause of a late circumcision. I know a guy who had it done when he was 5-6 and he didn't think it was the end of the world or anything.
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Kilgore Trout
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I hope that would be the case. Otherwise it seems like a mindlessly cruel thing to do to your child for the sake of "tradition".
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Kilgore Trout]
#23870515 - 11/26/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: MrBlueYoMind] 1
#23870517 - 11/26/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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*castrate
Sister likes to please.
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watermelon mon
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Circumcision is crazy man can't belive it
Its like oh yeah no big deal will just cut off some off your dick it will help you
Scares me what these people have in mind
Edited by watermelon mon (11/26/16 11:14 PM)
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MrBlueYoMind
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What they have in mind is Saturn worship, who was "known" to eat his children.
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Re: Do you remember your circumcision? [Re: Mescalean]
#23870797 - 11/26/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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not circumcised but honestly I doubt I'd feel I missed anything if I was lol, like I don't get why bother having it done, but I also don't get the fuss over it
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