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share a random moment in ur life
#23867299 - 11/25/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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could be anything.
one that comes to mind twas many years ago, i ollied off an 8 stair case with my skateboard, to those who don't know what it means to ollie off a staircase, it's basically just riding ur skateboard down a stair case without touching the stairs.. anyway i almost ate shit when i landed but was able to keep my balance..
just a random moment in my life..
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: zZZz] 1
#23867311 - 11/25/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was 4 I pretended to be nice to this 3 year old and asked if he wanted to see a agic trick. I told him no matter what to keep looking me in the eyes and then told him to stand in front of me. I told him to stay as I backed away and he stood still for a bit. He didn't realize he was standing on an ant bed and ran to his dad screaming after he realized he was covered in them. I still feel bad about it. I wasn't trying to be mean but I was curious if I could make it happen and my curiosity at that age got the best of me sometimes.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: zZZz]
#23867318 - 11/25/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time years ago me and some friends went into this old abandoned house to explore
When we got past the living room we got to a set of double doors, when we opened them the large dining room table was hovering ~6 inches in the air
Literally a split second after we opened the door and saw this phenomenon it suddenly fell back to the floor with a resounding CRACK
We booked it out of there in sheer terror, I almost pissed myself
That house was bulldozed a while back but I always wonder if what I saw was a paranormal event or some kind of elaborate prank
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: OhMrJohnson] 2
#23867322 - 11/25/16 09:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just bought a house and left my truck in the driveway for 2 days. Someone left a not on my windshield that read "Out of my driveway, next time you get towed."
Looks like I have a crazy neighbor to deal with.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Lophosaurus] 1
#23867331 - 11/25/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Leave a note on his front door that says "I slept with your wife."
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23867339 - 11/25/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"in the front seat of that car next door."
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zZZz
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23867341 - 11/25/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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i got a similar note recently, i had to park my car across the street for street sweeping day, and i guess i parked in front of someone's mail box, and next morning there was a note on my windshield telling me not to park in front of their mailbox.. that was a first
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23867344 - 11/25/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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This one time, I was so hungry I thought about what I could make w my rye grain. Then decided it was best I save my rye and just go hungry and suck it up
I'll take my rye to grave w me
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Raven44]
#23867351 - 11/25/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I got shot at kinda by some gangsters who were fighting while I was buying weed in the black nigga ghetto town.
I was in my car, they wobbled out from behind this building headlocking eachother, one of them started firing their pistol in my direction. They were about 30 feet way from me.
I ended up getting my weed and dipping out fast.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: trees] 1
#23867374 - 11/25/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Another funny time, a taxi driver that I ordered asked me to drive for him when he arrived to pick me up.
I was like 17 years old, . He was like "you have to drive! I feel like I'm gonna die!!" I was like holy shit OK.
So I drove us 1hour to the air port while he screamed to stop the car like 3 times to hang his body out the car while he dry heaved and shat liquid out his ass.
We arrived at my destination and I paid the fare. He said if I ever needed a Job to call him
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: trees]
#23867386 - 11/25/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Great thread
When I was about 2 I suppose (its my earliest memory) I walked from my bedroom out into the living room. My mother was folding clothes and I looked at her and then at the table and the clothes she was folding (more specifically the towels) were flying through the front door and up and to the left, disappearing into the clouds in the distance . I walked onto the front porch and asked "where are they going?" She said "they are going to the North Pole".
A couple years later I realized I was just dreaming but to this day it sticks in my mind as clear as any "normal" memory I have ever had. As a matter of fact, I told her about it a few years ago and she said "were you high?" I said "No, I was TWO YEARS OLD!" We had a good laugh. It's weird how reality changes as you grow in childhood. Obviously a dream and not reality but as children we don't know the difference!
Again, great thread; I look forward to reading more stories! Cheers!
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Raven44] 2
#23867403 - 11/25/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time I dosed 10'ish grams of shrooms and walked a few miles into a forest by myself, when I reached a comfortable spot I laid down, put my headphones in, started a good mix on my phone, and just stared blissfully at the starry clear sky and the pine trees swaying gently, the trip was starting to peak(I thought) so I just watched the hallucinations morph and flow in un-Englishable complexity.
A subtle thought permeated the awe of the experience, it said "it can't get more intense than this..." Right about then the intensity of the experience doubled. The same thought emerged "It couldn't possibly be more intense than this.. I wouldn't be able to handle that.." Vooooooooooooooooom.  It intensified further. To a point where to hallucinations themselves were made of such bright light that they were burning my mind. "this has to be it.. I will die if it gets stronger..." It intensified again.
And so I died..
I can't think of a more beautiful way to end a so called life. The music was so good.

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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Tmethyl]
#23867414 - 11/25/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tmethyl said: One time I dosed 10'ish grams of shrooms and walked a few miles into a forest by myself, when I reached a comfortable spot I laid down, put my headphones in, started a good mix on my phone, and just stared blissfully at the starry clear sky and the pine trees swaying gently, the trip was starting to peak(I thought) so I just watched the hallucinations morph and flow in un-Englishable complexity.
A subtle thought permeated the awe of the experience, it said "it can't get more intense than this..." Right about then the intensity of the experience doubled. The same thought emerged "It couldn't possibly be more intense than this.. I wouldn't be able to handle that.." Vooooooooooooooooom.  It intensified further. To a point where to hallucinations themselves were made of such bright light that they were burning my mind. "this has to be it.. I will die if it gets stronger..." It intensified again.
And so I died..
I can't think of a more beautiful way to end a so called life. The music was so good.

A single tear just rolled slowly down my cheek. Haven't tripped shrooms in years but this takes me back. This is what it's all about. Cheers.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: trees]
#23867461 - 11/25/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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trees said: I got shot at kinda by some gangsters who were fighting while I was buying weed in the black nigga ghetto town.
I was in my car, they wobbled out from behind this building headlocking eachother, one of them started firing their pistol in my direction. They were about 30 feet way from me.
I ended up getting my weed and dipping out fast.
I bet you don't even have high enough wc to cut mage trees noob
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23867474 - 11/25/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I remember the moment years ago when I realized I was an athiest. I was stoned on the couch, trying so hard to fit the God I was told existed while growing up into a certain shaped box to make sense of the way the universe was, and it hit me at that moment.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: alexmir] 1
#23867482 - 11/25/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ome time i shit my pants n wiped up w n itinerary
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: alexmir]
#23867495 - 11/25/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, the same happened to me when I tried stuffing myself into a box while I was high. When I couldn't fit inside it, the only logical explination I could muster was that I didn't exist and was a figment of my imagination.
Otherwise I would have fit into that box you see.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: PatrickKn] 2
#23867521 - 11/25/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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This... Right here, right now.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: x Ju x]
#23867540 - 11/25/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Last night I went to my first hard-house/dnb thing in over a decade. Walking up to the venue I see a raver all geared out and instantly recognise him. "omg long time no see" he says. "if you need pills or acid tonight I can get it for you".. lol it's been ten years and absolutely nothing has changed
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: ModestMouse]
#23867543 - 11/25/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cruising in the ol' '74 turbo bug, bored and looking for a run. Runnin' pig rich with WOT AFR in the high 10s and on low boost with pump gas i was'nt anywhere near dialed in, but i wanted a kill anyway. Ahhhh. A red fox body lx stang on centerlines coincidentally materializes. At least exhaust ov course, but i'm unawares ov what's really under his bonnet. Regardless, it does'nt take much for him to bite. We go from a very slow 1st gear roll. I grab second and the rear steps sideways toward him a bit but easily corrects. I gain a carlength by the end ov second. Being a low compression big turbo car, third was my strongest gear and it was game over by the time i grabbed forth. My first v8 kill. If he had any dignity, we would have at least exchanged nods. But alas, he opted for the embarrassed tail-betwixt-the-legs approach and took the nearest turn to scurry off like the typical insecure young mustang owner.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23867551 - 11/25/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said:
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trees said: I got shot at kinda by some gangsters who were fighting while I was buying weed in the black nigga ghetto town.
I was in my car, they wobbled out from behind this building headlocking eachother, one of them started firing their pistol in my direction. They were about 30 feet way from me.
I ended up getting my weed and dipping out fast.
I bet you don't even have high enough wc to cut mage trees noob
I got high enough magic to ice barrage ur ass tho, for reals. i still know my os acct info, meet in wildy nub
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: lavod]
#23867555 - 11/25/16 10:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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lavod said: Cruising in the ol' '74 turbo bug, bored and looking for a run. Runnin' pig rich with WOT AFR in the high 10s and on low boost with pump gas i was'nt anywhere near dialed in, but i wanted a kill anyway. Ahhhh. A red fox body lx stang on centerlines coincidentally materializes. At least exhaust ov course, but i'm unawares ov what's really under his bonnet. Regardless, it does'nt take much for him to bite. We go from a very slow 1st gear roll. I grab second and the rear steps sideways toward him a bit but easily corrects. I gain a carlength by the end ov second. Being a low compression big turbo car, third was my strongest gear and it was game over by the time i grabbed forth. My first v8 kill. If he had any dignity, we would have at least exchanged nods. But alas, he opted for the embarrassed tail-betwixt-the-legs approach and took the nearest turn to scurry off like the typical insecure young mustang owner.
Can't believe that didn't end with gay sex. Or is the whole story just an allegory for gay sex?
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: trees]
#23867565 - 11/25/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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trees said:
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Kush_Zombie said:
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trees said: I got shot at kinda by some gangsters who were fighting while I was buying weed in the black nigga ghetto town.
I was in my car, they wobbled out from behind this building headlocking eachother, one of them started firing their pistol in my direction. They were about 30 feet way from me.
I ended up getting my weed and dipping out fast.
I bet you don't even have high enough wc to cut mage trees noob
I got high enough magic to ice barrage ur ass tho, for reals. i still know my os acct info, meet in wildy nub

I don't want any problems.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: koods] 1
#23867577 - 11/25/16 10:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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this one time i smoked weed
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Kush_Zombie] 2
#23867601 - 11/25/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was a kid I lived on an island near Canada, was staying with some friends of my moms and was sledding with their kid one day. The parents had set up a trail in the snow that the sled followed so it wouldn't go flying down the hill. Well when I went down I ended up going off the trail and careening down the hill all I remember is going over a frozen pond and spinning around a bunch, then I went off some kind of jump backwards and remember hitting a barn or something and blacking out. Broke my ankle in the impact as my feet had been sticking off the end of the sled.
One of my favorite memories is from a 30 day outdoors camp I went for years. One year when I was old enough to go on a "camp trip" which is pretty much where you get put into groups and go on various camping trips outside of camp. I signed up for a hiking one and drove to the Olympic peninsula with 2 counselors and a few other kids. We then went on a 22 or so mile round hike which included walking up and along some mountain ridges, it was amazing. I remember at one point on the ridge you could look to one side and see miles of valley/ mountains and glaciers, then look off the other side of the mountain and see another glacier and more valleys/ mountains. We saw a few bears and other random wildlife and found many amazing spots. I hope to go back there one day as it was definitely one of the highlights of my life so far.
Another one of my favorites was a great all night concert at a small local festival, this great band from the east coast was playing their for the 5-10th time in a row and to celebrate they played til the sun came up. I was pretty young and got very very high that night so I have little to no memory of the night except that it was a ton of fun. One part I do remember was meeting up with my friends dad to take bonghits. We were walking back to camp to go toke up and saw his dad standing in the intersection between our 2 camp trails. So we started chatting him up and he sent someone off to go grab a bong so we could toke right there. Well while we waited him and his friend were rationing out there alcohol for the night I just remember them both standing there arms literally full of bottles of booze while they went like:
"Alright I will drink this whiskey, you can have that whiskey, then we can split this vodka, you take that tequila and I will take this one"
This went on for a good 5-10 minutes while they pulled bottles out of a car or something. By the end they literally both had like 5+ bottles wrapped up in their arms.
I just remember being blown away they intended to drink that much, especially as I had watched one of them dose up like 3+ different hits of L 
Of course the next day they had no bottles left
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: koods]
#23867896 - 11/26/16 05:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Can't believe that didn't end with gay sex. Or is the whole story just an allegory for gay sex?
No gay sex that time, just driving. A moment with gay sex and driving?
I found myself with a hard penis in my mouth yet again. A big cut member attached to a rather cute(and tall!) white 20 something. This time was different however, as instead ov being on a sofa or in a married guy's bed next to pictures ov his wife, i happened to be behind the wheel ov my Chrysler Cirris daily at the time. We had happened to get into some Admiral Nelson rum i brought, and he had the brilliant idea for me to suck him off while i drove. He would work the steering wheel while i worked the pedals at his command. It worked! We acclimated to the process within his neighborhood, but then ventured onto a two lane road. Traffic was mild being a bit late(like 11pmish or so IIRC), but it was still quite the feat. He blew his delicious warm man juice into my eager bitch mouth and for a moment all was right in the world.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: lavod]
#23867989 - 11/26/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time I was wandering around San Francisco and I stumbled on some homeless cooking a seagull over a trash fire. Not sure if they were going to eat it or were just cooking it for kicks. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: lavod]
#23868002 - 11/26/16 07:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Once i snuck out with my friend late at night and we were looking for weed.
We ran into some sketchy ass girl from our school infront the tim hortons that is known for sletchy people to chill at. Junkies chill there 24/7 ive had some sketchy shit happen around that place.
She said she could get us weed from her mom but her mom wasnt home. Then she led us on a fucking wild goose chase knowing she probably couldnt get us weed.
We ran into my main dealer at the time at a local tourist area that everyone chills at. It was like 2-3 am im so surprised we ran into him. He didnt have. Then like right after that thus car that had the loudest speakers ever drove by. It had been driving around the tim hortons too.
He pulls over and talks to the girl. The girl asks if he can get us weed. He said he will see what he can do and told us to get in.
I didnt want to but my friend fucking did so i didnt have much of a choice. I got in and he drove us really far. He parked at an apartment and said to give him the money. I handed him the 20.
I am sketched out and i tell my friend how sketchy this is and asked why they got in and they said I fucking got in first and they followed ME! Yeah ok buddy.
The guy comes back and hands me the 20 and says sorry hes dry. I said its all good thanks for trying. he dropped us back down town where we lived and my friend asked him to drop as at the sketchy girls house incase her mom was back. This is where shit gets crazy.
We roll up and the sketch bags mom was there. She came over to the drivers side. Punched the guy in the fuckin face and then ripped his shirt. Then she starts yelling at him saying hes a pedophile who watches baby boys getting their diaper changed on the internet. We just stood there speechless and the guy says hes calling the cops because she assulted him for no reason.
We left and as soon as we were out of sight we ran.
Then the fuckin guy finds us and rolls up on us again with a female dealer named "mouse" who was also at the tim hortons earlier in the night she was the first person we tried to get weed from because the sketchy girl said she might have.
They were like "get in. come talk to the cops with us please you guys saw her."
We just begged the guy "dude our parents dont even know where we are and we have a backpack full of peices and a grinder.
He was like "please i could really use your help." and we said naw dude we appreciate you trying to get us weed and shit but we are so sketched out right now please man." and he said ok. I kind of feel bad because everyone else might have just defended the girls mom. And i know the girls mom is fucked because once she told my friend she would give him weed if he fought her and he fucking did and she didnt give him the weed. He was a bit of a thug too. And keep in mind we were teen agers and she is a grown woman with a yeenage daughter. I wish i could have seen that lol.
Anyway we realized we had keif in my friends grinder and we smoke that then we went home i didnt get hoke until after 4 am.
I talked to the other girl who was with us (not the super sketchy one) and she said the sketchy girl got kicked out of the house or taken away from her mom i cant remeber which.
I left out a couple details but this is pretty much what happend.
Edited by BANANA.MAN (11/29/16 07:37 PM)
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#23868018 - 11/26/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's what you get for hanging around 'Hortons.
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moonrockmushy
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The only Horton you should go see is Horton Hears a Hoo.
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BANANA.MAN
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XLCaps said: That's what you get for hanging around 'Hortons.
Its just this one tim hortons that the sketch bags chill at. Recently i had my bike stolen by a junky when i was in a Store right beside the timmes for legit 30 seconds.
I was there to buy a pipe and sell an ounce to my friend. He went to the wrong timmes. He told me to go to the one i was at but he went to the a different one. Instead of coming to the right one he went to my frinds house to message me but he didnt have a phone so i left mone to charge at home. I wated for a while flipping out about my bike.
Then i saw this fucked up girl yelling at these guys and one grabbed her by the haur and the other guy stopped him. If he hadnt though idk what i would have done because i was about to go do something but i remembered that I had an ounce of weed on me. I would have atleast yelled at him to stop but that probably wouldnt have been enough.
Once i went there getting munchies with a different friend and left my bike outside and i saw a skrtch bag head toward it then look inside and lock eyes with me then he turned around and walked away. Fuckin sketch bags dude.
Edited by BANANA.MAN (11/26/16 07:43 AM)
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larry.fisherman
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23868051 - 11/26/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was just fucking around but Tim Hortons really does seem to attract a lot of sketchy people in general. Almost every town with multiple Tim Hortons has atleast one that's littered with people just chillin' at all times of the day, smoking their cigarettes and looking like general weirdos. 
Not that I've never been one of said weirdos I just never made a habit of it, got better things to do.
The one part reminds me of a time I was living in London. I was just biking down the road and there was a couple arguing, he seemed kinda violent and she seemed kinda scared. As I biked past he was giving me the fucking stink eye, I'm 16 at the time and this dude had to be atleast 30, then he like makes a movement as if he's gonna hit me. I actually almost fell off my bike and I ended up stumbling on to my feet. It seemed like he was coming at me, well he was I just didn't 100% know his intentions so I popped him in the chin as hard as I could and he just sat on his ass staring at me. Then the chick started yelling and went to come after me, so I just got back on my bike real quick and got the fuck out of there.
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BANANA.MAN
Turd Ferguson

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XLCaps said: I was just fucking around but Tim Hortons really does seem to attract a lot of sketchy people in general. Almost every town with multiple Tim Hortons has atleast one that's littered with people just chillin' at all times of the day, smoking their cigarettes and looking like general weirdos. 
Not that I've never been one of said weirdos I just never made a habit of it, got better things to do.
The one part reminds me of a time I was living in London. I was just biking down the road and there was a couple arguing, he seemed kinda violent and she seemed kinda scared. As I biked past he was giving me the fucking stink eye, I'm 16 at the time and this dude had to be atleast 30, then he like makes a movement as if he's gonna hit me. I actually almost fell off my bike and I ended up stumbling on to my feet. It seemed like he was coming at me, well he was I just didn't 100% know his intentions so I popped him in the chin as hard as I could and he just sat on his ass staring at me. Then the chick started yelling and went to come after me, so I just got back on my bike real quick and got the fuck out of there.
You see thats what fucking happens. You try to help them out and they end up making another or a bigger scene. Anybody who has seen cops knows not to try to help sketchy people if you have a reason to be arrested. BecUse you know that once sketchy people start the cops are atleast getting called and someones probably getting arrested.
Also i never chill at that tim hortons. I just saw that girl from my school and i was feinding for some kush lol.
I was like 15 when this happend
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L_iggins
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23868094 - 11/26/16 08:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tomorrow morning I leave for a 3 week trip to Long Island N.S
I guess it hasn't happened yet but it will be a moment in my life haha
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moonrockmushy
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23868105 - 11/26/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time some kid named Larry stole my car and I went with my friend to his house to grill him about a briefcase that was supposed to be kidnapping ransom and he wouldn't tell us what happened to it, so my friend, Walter, went outside and started smashing up a Ferrari that he assumed Larry had bought with the ransom money. Walter was screaming, "You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" over and over and then some guy came out of a neighboring house flipping out because it turns out it was his Ferrari not Larry's.
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L_iggins
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23868110 - 11/26/16 08:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: One time some kid named Larry stole my car and I went with my friend to his house to grill him about a briefcase that was supposed to be kidnapping ransom and he wouldn't tell us what happened to it, so my friend, Walter, went outside and started smashing up a Ferrari that he assumed Larry had bought with the ransom money. Walter was screaming, "You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" over and over and then some guy came out of a neighboring house flipping out because it turns out it was his Ferrari not Larry's.
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BANANA.MAN
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#23868117 - 11/26/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: One time some kid named Larry stole my car and I went with my friend to his house to grill him about a briefcase that was supposed to be kidnapping ransom and he wouldn't tell us what happened to it, so my friend, Walter, went outside and started smashing up a Ferrari that he assumed Larry had bought with the ransom money. Walter was screaming, "You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" over and over and then some guy came out of a neighboring house flipping out because it turns out it was his Ferrari not Larry's.
That post really tied the thread together dude
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BANANA.MAN
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23868162 - 11/26/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just remembered a really funny time in my life.
I went to this place that everybody at my highschool called pot park. Even the teachers. Me and my friend met up and smoked there. There was another guy there with long hair. He was looking around and like doing something on the ground. I asked who it was and my friend goes "thats bill" apperently he had talked with him while he was waiting for me.
We busted out the weed and i showed my friend how to make hash with the keif he had saved up.
We wanted more and my buddy said bill's son is a drug dealer. So we finnished the hash and offered him a toke of weed. He comes over and pulls out a serynge and goes "this is what i do"
My friend was like "what is it"
And bill goes "cocaine"
Then he hit the pipe and said thanks and he went back to wjat he was doing.
My friend got so sketched out and threw the pipe. I was laughing at him and i remembered the first story i told in this thread and how i was the one who was sketched out. The friend i was with's mom and step dad were opiate addicts so there was always sketchy shit going on. Once we got out of the car and away from the scene where the cops were my friend chilled right out.
Now i was the one who was telling someone to calm down. But dude i wouldnt have even been scared if that had happend instead of the other thing. my friend was a bitch when he started doing drugs lol. My story was way sketchier.
Thats not even the best part though. I asked what bill said earlier before i got there and my friend said he was looking for bones. And my friend told him thsoe arent bones they are tree roots and bill said they turn into trees after a while somehow that didnt tip my friend off that this guy was sketch.
Edited by BANANA.MAN (11/26/16 08:35 AM)
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watermelon mon
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23868167 - 11/26/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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tim hortons
Back in grade school when I was 5 or 6 years old this kid used to pick on me and a bunch of other people my age
So I made a big snow ball with rocks and ice in it threw it right at his face made him cry
Didn't mean to hurt him with rocks and ice the teacher seen it and I became the bad guy in what was going on
Then his big brother was going to beat me up
This other kid on the bus used to hit me and say that he wished I was dead all kinds of mean stuff that made me cry and hate school he did it almost everyday he was older too
so my buddie smashed his head into the window and hit him in the face really hard
I used to think about stomping his head into jelly when I was like 5 years old
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Jbar1288
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It was pancake Tuesday. I was in 8th grade. Teacher specifically said take ONE pancake each. I took two. Teacher said to me 'I said one' I said ' I know you did, yet I took two'
she looked at me. I looked at her. No words were needed to understand. We both knew at that moment that I was a badass.
I walked back to my desk, sat down, put both pancakes in my mouth and thought 'i'm one dangerous individual, i should be locked up'
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crackbaby
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Jbar1288]
#23868588 - 11/26/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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almost physically died a few months back from snorting too much DMT. I was inside my car at the time. Became incapacitated and struggled to breate. Then pissed myself and puked all over the front seat. Also thought i was having a heart attack since my heart was racing and i was sweating profusely.
Finally i mustered up enough strength to grab some ice from a cooler in the back seat, and flop out of the car. Couldn't walk at this point so i crawled away from my car and into some nearby bushes with the bag of ice, since i was at a Target parking lot and became paranoid that their security cameras were on me and they would probably get the police involved (had an open beer and some shrooms floating around the car).
Gradually i was able to cool down and get my breathing back to normal. Btw i had a couple really good experiences snorting DMT prior to this (in the same spot--it sort of became my comfort zone because it was in a pretty secluded area of the lot with a nice view of some nearby mountains). I resorted to snorting (which i wouldn't recommend unless you're prepared for your nasal cavities to be on fire for the first 5 minutes of the trip) after some initial failed attempts at vaping with a regular weed pipe, then a light bulb. Just did way too much this time.
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: crackbaby]
#23868691 - 11/26/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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crackbaby
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23868758 - 11/26/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#23868872 - 11/26/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: One time I was wandering around San Francisco and I stumbled on some homeless cooking a seagull over a trash fire. Not sure if they were going to eat it or were just cooking it for kicks. I didn't stick around to find out.
Lol
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Sheekle
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23869006 - 11/26/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP I once ollied an 8-set too, back in Middle School when I was still good at sk8ing
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: zZZz]
#23869080 - 11/26/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was about 16 and it was my first day of summer school. As I was walking into the bldg I was picking my nose pretty hardcore and didn't realize the reflective glass was actually a window into my classroom. All of my classmates could see. It was pretty embarrassing.
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California
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23869086 - 11/26/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I made a post at the shroomery.
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Tmethyl
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: California]
#23869095 - 11/26/16 01:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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California said: I made a post at the shroomery.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: Tmethyl]
#23869132 - 11/26/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The day before thanksgiving me and a super close friend took some acid then went to a bar. It was amazing.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23869197 - 11/26/16 02:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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i had like a congregation of ten people piled into an attic watching Trailer Park Boys, passing two blunts around, and some kid tried to use the faucet in the washroom, which had a broken pipe, and i gave him shit, then eventually we all went out and they took off well afterwards, and when i went back home i found that whom turns out to be a friends cousin whom happened to be a run-away dropped some filled to the brim capsule of MDMA powder, which i promptly, a week later, shared with some friends, and ended up giving one away to one's sister who needed to remind herself what it felt like to trip out before she got married.
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams


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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: akira_akuma]
#23869455 - 11/26/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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This one time I was lit as fuck with the squad and the fam was hella.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: share a random moment in ur life [Re: SARAtonin]
#23869605 - 11/26/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Random shit happened just now AT WORK, some regulars came in and asked if I want to partake in blunt with them, there was a break in customers so I did now im as fuck.
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