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EMC * 7
    #23865187 - 11/25/16 03:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Couldn't do groceries yesterday because everyone was celebrating dead Indians, so I'm going in early today to possibly get trampled by fervent materialists whilst I purchase eggs and coffee.
It will be a joyous occasion, there will be much defecation.

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Re: EMC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23865192 - 11/25/16 03:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck, a shroomery EMC.

Must mean it is time for bed.


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Re: EMC [Re: TNK]
    #23865209 - 11/25/16 04:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Blacks and Jews


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Re: EMC [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23865213 - 11/25/16 04:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

just woke up and did the ~1g kratom i had lying around just so i could start my day

made a 2 egg and mozzarella cheese with parsley and basil and hot sauce for breakfast :smile:


koods wont accept my bet btw


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Re: EMC [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23865262 - 11/25/16 05:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Damn i need to get to bed.
Im all out avoiding the damn store these next few days.
Slept like 3 hours now i cant fall back asleep... At this point i should just stay up.


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Re: EMC [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23865341 - 11/25/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Patlal might accept your bet, he is a professional degenerate now.  What is the wager?


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Re: EMC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23865355 - 11/25/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Smoking weed and listening to Brutal Truth. Going to work in about an hour. Feeling pretty good today :smile: Gonna try to eat solid foods for the first time since my surgery.


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Re: EMC [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23865384 - 11/25/16 07:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Not working today so I'm just gonna smoke bud and chill most of the day. Not doing much until my tattoo session at 8 tonight.


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Re: EMC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23865461 - 11/25/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
Patlal might accept your bet, he is a professional degenerate now.  What is the wager?



He claims he can suppress his gag reflex no matter how hard I try


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Re: EMC [Re: koods] * 2
    #23865463 - 11/25/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Don't underestimate a man who eats kratom's mastery over the gag reflex.


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Re: EMC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23865469 - 11/25/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:orly:


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Re: EMC [Re: koods] * 3
    #23865472 - 11/25/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Indeed.  Every gram of kratom contains the equivalent of 14 cocks jammed down your throat.


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Re: EMC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23865517 - 11/25/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

gotta get my emmissions checked, pick up bud, pleasure girl from okcupid, preparty at friends house for HS reunion, party at HS reunion, then afterparty for HS reunion, then tmrw i gotta wake up, do whatever before partying all night at friend's party


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Re: EMC [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23865527 - 11/25/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Time saving tip: get emmissions checked by girl from okcupid


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Re: EMC [Re: koods]
    #23865596 - 11/25/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hi

I'm goin on a road trip with Worm


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Re: EMC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23865679 - 11/25/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Mornin', y'all.

My truck got towed last night. So much for the holiday spirit, I guess.

So, somehow, I've gotta get up $200, find a ride to do that, then change my tire, then pick up the woman, then drop off money to my boss.

Ugh

So I guess I'm just gonna drink some coffee and take some kratom and figure it out.

To top it all off, I'm getting sick.

Fun.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: EMC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23865687 - 11/25/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
Don't underestimate a man who eats kratom's mastery over the gag reflex.




Valid point.

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OhMrJohnson said:
Hi

I'm goin on a road trip with Worm




That sounds like a great time. Good luck, y'all


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: EMC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23865701 - 11/25/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Indeed.  Every gram of kratom contains the equivalent of 14 cocks jammed down your throat.



It does?
Wish kratom felt that good




Anyways howdy y'all tired, one more night if work
Then a weekend of going to my bank to get a credit card on top of my debit n savings to build for my WRX
And exercises showers and Hella dank :smile:


Might plug some 4acoMET this weekend,
Been a few weeks since I've dosed a psyche
If they feeling is right I sure will



After this week I'm working 60hr weeks til Christmas

Just got the Xbox one S for 249$ :laugh:
Will be delivered this weekend
Was the only black Friday item I wanted

Okie goodnight yall:heart:
Getting weed tomorrow


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Re: EMC [Re: SunnyD]
    #23865711 - 11/25/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

14 dicks is two dicks short of a full bag


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Re: EMC [Re: koods]
    #23865721 - 11/25/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So, there's 16 dicks in a bag of dicks?

Is that like a bakers dozen?


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23865725 - 11/25/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

No but it is a bigqueer's dozen.


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Re: EMC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23865729 - 11/25/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Not your best work


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Re: EMC [Re: koods] * 1
    #23865755 - 11/25/16 11:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah that one was only half cocked.


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Re: EMC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23865761 - 11/25/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23865990 - 11/25/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

good lord do I ever love Pumpkin pie. :inlove3::eek::inlove3:


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Re: EMC [Re: Ras Rising] * 1
    #23866012 - 11/25/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I do too!

I ate a whole Pecan pie yesterday :lol:


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Re: EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23866018 - 11/25/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

shit man, pecan is another favorite, you just nailed it. Pumpkin and Pecan pie is life.

:drooling:


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Re: EMC [Re: Ras Rising] * 1
    #23866029 - 11/25/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

And a quality life indeed


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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