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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #23864815 - 11/24/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
Santa turds work great as a sub, I mean the dude shits magic and the shrooms come out tasting like milk and cookies. Santa can dump on my patch any day.




His reindeer poo doesn't even need to be pasteurized.

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Great Scott]
    #23864816 - 11/24/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm composing a song, "I saw Trumpy Kissing Santa's Cock."  Should be ready by Christmas.

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23864834 - 11/24/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'd listen to it

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Adden]
    #23864842 - 11/24/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Adden said:
Quote:

XLCaps said:
Santa turds work great as a sub, I mean the dude shits magic and the shrooms come out tasting like milk and cookies. Santa can dump on my patch any day.




His reindeer poo doesn't even need to be pasteurized.



Not to mention those elves have perfect little hands for harvesting a tub, you just gotta do that thing that Santa does and promise not to kill them.

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: 1234go]
    #23864898 - 11/24/16 10:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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1234go said:
Hats for my boys?




Fine then, I made my own.

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: 1234go]
    #23864943 - 11/24/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



Can one of you nice people add a pimp ass Santa hat to my picture, only on my guys hat please :bigjoint:

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23865225 - 11/25/16 04:51 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

mouse we dont say nigger in the pub you whore

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23865613 - 11/25/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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mouse we dont say nigger in the pub you whore



We don't
I do


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #23865699 - 11/25/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Conn, we don't say whore in the pub you cunt.

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #23865706 - 11/25/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

youre all idiots


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: koods]
    #23865716 - 11/25/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

didn't you get the memo? Trump has legalized the N word but I'm too stuck in 1999 to fling it at'cha


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: twighead] * 1
    #23865962 - 11/25/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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twighead said:
didn't you get the memo? Trump has legalized the N word but I'm too stuck in 1999 to fling it at'cha




yeah but the 80s tho


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23866406 - 11/25/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

this where the free santa hats are at? I'ffn it'd be no trouble I'd kindly request one

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Ezuma]
    #23866655 - 11/25/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Ezuma said:
this where the free santa hats are at? I'ffn it'd be no trouble I'd kindly request one



You're gonna need a fractal santa hat for this one... hopefully your wish granter can manage that


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Ezuma]
    #23866727 - 11/25/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Ezuma said:
this where the free santa hats are at? I'ffn it'd be no trouble I'd kindly request one





How the fuck is anyone supposed to put a santa hat on that thing? Use your head.


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Great Scott]
    #23866765 - 11/25/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I can make it into a cock and balls because I am actually creative, but nobody seems to want that.

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Ezuma] * 3
    #23866808 - 11/25/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I can make it into this. That's the best I'll offer. Next please.



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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23869082 - 11/26/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

santa hat pls gib

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: 404]
    #23869097 - 11/26/16 01:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks again peyotezen, took forever to put as avatar as I couldnt do it mobile lol


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: 404] * 4
    #23869119 - 11/26/16 01:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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santa hat pls gib






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