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Offlineyeah
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dad makes me wanna blow my brains out
    #23863367 - 11/24/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

wish I could move out but no one has ever given me a job when I asked for one


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: yeah]
    #23863370 - 11/24/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: yeah]
    #23863375 - 11/24/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:foreveralone:


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: yeah]
    #23863384 - 11/24/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You need to suck it up and work at Amazon or UPS during their christmas season rush.


No seriously. The lifetime of back and feet problems is worth it.


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23863418 - 11/24/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

gotta quit wallowing in the bad feelings and feeling sorry for yourself and realize being happy is a choice. You can choose to wallow or you can choose to put in the effort and develop yourself, learn new things and the happiness comes...IME anyway.

Depression used to be my biggest problem and by focusing on developing myself (and psilocybin definitely helped a lot) I have practically cured it.


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: Psilosopherr] * 1
    #23863548 - 11/24/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

try meditation, it does wonders :wink: blow your brains out, with air! hahaha :peace:

seriously meditation always helps me to not be angry with my family, and to take their retardedness in stride... *cough cough*


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: g00ru]
    #23863559 - 11/24/16 12:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Start exercising and when you go in for the interviews always look them in the eyes and judge them. Sell yourself as the child of God you are.


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: g00ru] * 2
    #23863563 - 11/24/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You could get a job blowing dads... :blowjob:


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: g00ru] * 1
    #23863565 - 11/24/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Go live in a homeless shelter, it will man you up. Then you'll have more motivation to get a job. Better than being sheltered underneath your parents. Get a packpack and get out into the world.


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: Shiithead]
    #23863590 - 11/24/16 12:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Shiithead said:
Start exercising and when you go in for the interviews always look them in the eyes and judge them. Sell yourself as the child of God you are.




I prefer to say 'knock em dead' but hey good advice XD


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: g00ru]
    #23863618 - 11/24/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: Shiithead]
    #23863663 - 11/24/16 01:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Start exercising and when you go in for the interviews always look them in the eyes and judge them. Sell yourself as the child of God you are.




I second this advice. The bigger you can puff yourself up the better. So long as you're respectful, of course.


But really, no one would take me despite loads of volunteer experience, education, and unpaid internships. It wasn't until I worked at amazon, who will take anyone who can pass an oral drug test during holiday peek, that I could land jobs. I think they just want to see that you're not an asshole that won't quit after 3 days. Experience is very important in todays job market, and if you don't have any experience in anything at all it looks bad.

Cuz if you joined when you were 18 you must be like 24? Seriously, go take any piece of shit job that will take you. It will help you alot.


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: yeah]
    #23863796 - 11/24/16 02:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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yeah said:
wish I could move out but no one has ever given me a job when I asked for one




you dont ask for jobs, you take them




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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23863800 - 11/24/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah shooting yourself in the face is so much better than moving out and getting a job :facepalm:

Man the fuck up


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23864305 - 11/24/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I thought I had a chair then they show me the delivery truck it's an iron board sticking out from the wall
so not only do I have to sit at a 90 degree angle the whole entire time I'm doing it my ass is going to be sore


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: Hobozen]
    #23864311 - 11/24/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Hobozen said:
Go live in a homeless shelter, it will man you up. Then you'll have more motivation to get a job. Better than being sheltered underneath your parents. Get a packpack and get out into the world.




That's actually some solid advice.


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: yeah]
    #23864316 - 11/24/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

LAWL. Life hasn't even begun to fuck you yet, my boy. You haven't even felt the tip of it's dick. Assume the position!


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: Hobozen]
    #23864325 - 11/24/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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PartoftheSource said:
LAWL. Life hasn't even begun to fuck you yet, my boy. You haven't even felt the tip of it's dick. Assume the position!





:thumbup:

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Hobozen said:
Go live in a homeless shelter, it will man you up.




Incarceration has the same affect.


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: yeah]
    #23864332 - 11/24/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's a weird coincidence, yeah, your mom makes me wanna blow my balls out.


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Re: dad makes me wanna blow my brains out [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23864385 - 11/24/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

thinking about my entire family not blowing their brains out makes me want to blow my brains out


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