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I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid
    #23862973 - 11/24/16 08:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So yeah now I feel like a jacksss because I very clearly (in my mind) care for her and although we've forgiven each other things got so bad between us before it's something that cannot be.  Fuck fuck fuckity fuck


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever] * 5
    #23862976 - 11/24/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23862985 - 11/24/16 08:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It was probably good sex that's why. 

Hopefully it didn't get too messy emotionally.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #23862990 - 11/24/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I just needed an excuse to post that meme


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23863042 - 11/24/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It won't work man, sexual tension and healthy relationships are two different things


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863070 - 11/24/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The key is to make sure Your ex's hate your fucking guts. Then this wont happen anymore.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: Apostle]
    #23863097 - 11/24/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Make sure you never talk to her again as of right this moment.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #23863120 - 11/24/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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So yeah now I feel like a jacksss because I very clearly (in my mind) care for her and although we've forgiven each other things got so bad between us before it's something that cannot be.  Fuck fuck fuckity fuck




Well it's too bad because now she is probably pregnant

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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: imachavel]
    #23863122 - 11/24/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Plan B:cheers:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863124 - 11/24/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Plan Staircase


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: Apostle]
    #23863126 - 11/24/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

lol I don't roll like that holmes


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863129 - 11/24/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You need to man up and use her for her pussy. Men don't need feelings, we need wet dicks. Slay the wench, live to quest another day.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863130 - 11/24/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

that's where you carry her up the stairs like the lovely maiden she is, lay her in bed, and tell her everything will be ok.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: Apostle]
    #23863135 - 11/24/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah then eat her pussy real soft and slow until she melts like an ice cream cone, that's how you hate fuck.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23863151 - 11/24/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm addicted to her pussy like roxi 30s :feelsbadman:
Just one more it wasn't enough


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863159 - 11/24/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

i feel you man.

i had a bitch send me to the pokey and still went to poke her as soon as i got out.

the pull is real.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863165 - 11/24/16 10:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I've been there soooooo many times. That stuff can make you blind to what's GOOD for you.

This thread is kinda making me want to start an "are you a misogynist?" thread. But I don't have those privileges yet. :rolleyes: I'm not pointing any fingers. It's super easy to fall into, especially on forums. I'm NOT, but i know I do a good impersonation according to a few ex-es. :wink:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863180 - 11/24/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just fuck her dad already and be over with it


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: twighead]
    #23863183 - 11/24/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yea whats her parents like? That's how you really know if it's worth it :thumbup:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: PlantManBee]
    #23863187 - 11/24/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What the fuck are you alluding to?

stop triggering my autism


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #23863246 - 11/24/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

For us to properly gauge how critical this situation is, were gonna need pics my boy.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23863256 - 11/24/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



For your viewing enjoyment


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863260 - 11/24/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Can I find that on google though?


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863263 - 11/24/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)


Nah google will not retrieve these pics for you save em while you can pervs


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863264 - 11/24/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ok definitely bang again and again


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863266 - 11/24/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You get five shrooms if it is somehow proven that's not just another google girl.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23863270 - 11/24/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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You get five shrooms if it is somehow proven that's not just another google girl.




Same here


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: L_iggins]
    #23863274 - 11/24/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Really not here to prove anything idk how I would anyway


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863278 - 11/24/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Well two different bedrooms and hair color/length is either a good indicator you're for real or just pulling everyones wang for amusement :pilkington:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863279 - 11/24/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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you save em while you can pervs





Keep em coming.

maybe ill dedicate my next fapp to her


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863280 - 11/24/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yah, i respect your stance on that and I appreciate you posting them pics in case they are real. I'm really not sure either. Youd have to take a picture of yourself on the bed, or one of those backgrounds alone... unless you can get your girl to hold up a shroomery sign; that would be pimp tight.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23863290 - 11/24/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I could literally get her to do anything she loves the hell outta me but burned me once and things fell apart so she's just happy I'll speak with her.  I figure it's the right thing it's what Jesus would do forgive and fuck.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23863322 - 11/24/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Dont feel bad just having sex wuth no strings..  she is probably using you the same


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863327 - 11/24/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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For your viewing enjoyment




oh my. she's super hot :lol:


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    #23863337 - 11/24/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863419 - 11/24/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)


Ultimate proof


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863436 - 11/24/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't know about ultimate, maybe if it said "that's my ass and tits" on that paper


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: L_iggins]
    #23863440 - 11/24/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't know about ultimate, maybe if it said "that's my ass and tits" on that paper




well, i'm satisfied :awesome:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: L_iggins]
    #23863441 - 11/24/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ha ha fuck you man


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: g00ru]
    #23863445 - 11/24/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't know about ultimate, maybe if it said "that's my ass and tits" on that paper




well, i'm satisfied :awesome:




Haha me too :thumbup: 5 shrooms 4 u OP even tho u said fuck me :frown:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: L_iggins]
    #23863496 - 11/24/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yep I stole her lighter and had to go give her one while I was out so I figured I'd get the proof photo lol.  It says roll forever cuz she knows of the shroomery and would
Not be happy  I'm proving  her pics are real on here she used to bitch me out for browsing the naked women thread on the reg :lol:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863519 - 11/24/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Don't listen to anyone's advice in relationships first of all. Especially someone on the Internet but you may take some info.

Do what you feel in the end. Good relationships feed themselves, it's easy.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863520 - 11/24/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

+ 5 my dude, Thanks for coming through on Turkey Day. legit. :thumbup:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23863580 - 11/24/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah np turkey day is no time to be pulling any chains :lol:

So now you see the dilemma with continuing to bang her not hitting that is tougher than nails even tho the emotional thing could be sort of problemstic


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863601 - 11/24/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nah emotion lies deep, tits are on the outside yo


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23864065 - 11/24/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Plan B:cheers:





That's why god made the anus ya doofus.

I never understood guys that got caught up in a moment of passion and blew a load in a girl, if a girl told me to nut in her and it will be cool because she's on the pill, I make sure to pull out and make it sloppy as hell, nut everywhere.

It's seems like girls try to trap guys with their Sarlacc snatch, fuck that shit, just pull out, or fire one off in her bum.  Girls always trying to trap some guy they like, I really need to get a vasectomy.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: Lucis]
    #23864078 - 11/24/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Plan B:cheers:





That's why god made the anus ya doofus.

I never understood guys that got caught up in a moment of passion and blew a load in a girl, if a girl told me to nut in her and it will be cool because she's on the pill, I make sure to pull out and make it sloppy as hell, nut everywhere.

It's seems like girls try to trap guys with their Sarlacc snatch, fuck that shit, just pull out, or fire one off in her bum.  Girls always trying to trap some guy they like, I really need to get a vasectomy.


I did pull out but i wasn't willing to take even a 3% chance of getting trapped as I couldn't think of a better word than that being trapped


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: Lucis]
    #23864085 - 11/24/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have a friend who got a vasectomy and ended up with twins down the road. :lol:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: PlantManBee]
    #23864433 - 11/24/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I've been there soooooo many times. That stuff can make you blind to what's GOOD for you.

This thread is kinda making me want to start an "are you a misogynist?" thread. But I don't have those privileges yet. :rolleyes: I'm not pointing any fingers. It's super easy to fall into, especially on forums. I'm NOT, but i know I do a good impersonation according to a few ex-es. :wink:



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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23864463 - 11/24/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:facepalm3: Every person you sleep with you could potentially be connected with for the next 18 years and but young people never think like that. You will when you get older though. I know CONDOMS are a drag yeah but so is a baby when you don't want for one.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: SoloTrip]
    #23864495 - 11/24/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:homerdoh3:of course plow that damn bangin.:thumbup:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: mushiefeet]
    #23864512 - 11/24/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I did last night I might see if she wants to smash tn too lol


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23864562 - 11/24/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Did you give me herpes?

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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23864765 - 11/24/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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So yeah now I feel like a jacksss because I very clearly (in my mind) care for her and although we've forgiven each other things got so bad between us before it's something that cannot be.  Fuck fuck fuckity fuck




After a split, I bury the person figuratively not literally lol I just proceed like they are no more, I cut all contact, no social media, text or even acknowledging their existence. Its done. And its free for all time. As in, viewing life as one big orgy; me as a monster truck hitting every single hottie smashing like a empty pop can or striking out terribly.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: finalexplosion] * 1
    #23864924 - 11/24/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I usually keep them in the freezer and take them out once in a while when I am feeling lonely for a date night, figuratively of course.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23865404 - 11/25/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I usually keep them in the freezer and take them out once in a while when I am feeling lonely for a date night, figuratively of course.




Of course  :unimpressed:


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