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OfflinetheRealrollforever
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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: L_iggins]
    #23863496 - 11/24/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yep I stole her lighter and had to go give her one while I was out so I figured I'd get the proof photo lol.  It says roll forever cuz she knows of the shroomery and would
Not be happy  I'm proving  her pics are real on here she used to bitch me out for browsing the naked women thread on the reg :lol:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863519 - 11/24/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Don't listen to anyone's advice in relationships first of all. Especially someone on the Internet but you may take some info.

Do what you feel in the end. Good relationships feed themselves, it's easy.


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OfflinePartoftheSource
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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863520 - 11/24/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

+ 5 my dude, Thanks for coming through on Turkey Day. legit. :thumbup:


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OfflinetheRealrollforever
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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23863580 - 11/24/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah np turkey day is no time to be pulling any chains :lol:

So now you see the dilemma with continuing to bang her not hitting that is tougher than nails even tho the emotional thing could be sort of problemstic


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23863601 - 11/24/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nah emotion lies deep, tits are on the outside yo


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23864065 - 11/24/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Plan B:cheers:





That's why god made the anus ya doofus.

I never understood guys that got caught up in a moment of passion and blew a load in a girl, if a girl told me to nut in her and it will be cool because she's on the pill, I make sure to pull out and make it sloppy as hell, nut everywhere.

It's seems like girls try to trap guys with their Sarlacc snatch, fuck that shit, just pull out, or fire one off in her bum.  Girls always trying to trap some guy they like, I really need to get a vasectomy.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: Lucis]
    #23864078 - 11/24/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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theRealrollforever said:
Plan B:cheers:





That's why god made the anus ya doofus.

I never understood guys that got caught up in a moment of passion and blew a load in a girl, if a girl told me to nut in her and it will be cool because she's on the pill, I make sure to pull out and make it sloppy as hell, nut everywhere.

It's seems like girls try to trap guys with their Sarlacc snatch, fuck that shit, just pull out, or fire one off in her bum.  Girls always trying to trap some guy they like, I really need to get a vasectomy.


I did pull out but i wasn't willing to take even a 3% chance of getting trapped as I couldn't think of a better word than that being trapped


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: Lucis]
    #23864085 - 11/24/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have a friend who got a vasectomy and ended up with twins down the road. :lol:


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OfflineKing Klick
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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: PlantManBee]
    #23864433 - 11/24/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I've been there soooooo many times. That stuff can make you blind to what's GOOD for you.

This thread is kinda making me want to start an "are you a misogynist?" thread. But I don't have those privileges yet. :rolleyes: I'm not pointing any fingers. It's super easy to fall into, especially on forums. I'm NOT, but i know I do a good impersonation according to a few ex-es. :wink:



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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23864463 - 11/24/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:facepalm3: Every person you sleep with you could potentially be connected with for the next 18 years and but young people never think like that. You will when you get older though. I know CONDOMS are a drag yeah but so is a baby when you don't want for one.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: SoloTrip]
    #23864495 - 11/24/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:homerdoh3:of course plow that damn bangin.:thumbup:


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: mushiefeet]
    #23864512 - 11/24/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I did last night I might see if she wants to smash tn too lol


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23864562 - 11/24/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Did you give me herpes?

-hannah


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23864765 - 11/24/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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So yeah now I feel like a jacksss because I very clearly (in my mind) care for her and although we've forgiven each other things got so bad between us before it's something that cannot be.  Fuck fuck fuckity fuck




After a split, I bury the person figuratively not literally lol I just proceed like they are no more, I cut all contact, no social media, text or even acknowledging their existence. Its done. And its free for all time. As in, viewing life as one big orgy; me as a monster truck hitting every single hottie smashing like a empty pop can or striking out terribly.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: finalexplosion] * 1
    #23864924 - 11/24/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I usually keep them in the freezer and take them out once in a while when I am feeling lonely for a date night, figuratively of course.


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Re: I just banged my ex twice in the last few days....so stupid [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23865404 - 11/25/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I usually keep them in the freezer and take them out once in a while when I am feeling lonely for a date night, figuratively of course.




Of course  :unimpressed:


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