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John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis
    #23862677 - 11/24/16 06:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis MGTOW

What the actual fuark? She didn't even go to jail. :notcoolman: :methisgood:



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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: PsychoReactive]
    #23862685 - 11/24/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It would probably take me 23 years of recovery in order for me to speak again if some lovely lady cut my penis off, holy shit.

I remember when this happened, I was a young shit, but all the other kids were joking about it.


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: Lucis]
    #23862689 - 11/24/16 06:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

She tossed his dick out the window of her car. Somehow they found it and put it back on and he became a novelty porn star.


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: koods]
    #23862701 - 11/24/16 06:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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She tossed his dick out the window of her car. Somehow they found it and put it back on and he became a novelty porn star.



That's like the next comics story, screw Superman, this guy is the real deal! :heytherebadboy:


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: PsychoReactive]
    #23862719 - 11/24/16 06:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Wasn't he in a porno?  John Wayne Bobbit "Uncut" I think.


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23862780 - 11/24/16 07:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Wasn't he in a porno?  John Wayne Bobbit "Uncut" I think.




Probably gave Ron Jeremy a run for his money :highfive:


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: moonrockmushy] * 2
    #23862808 - 11/24/16 07:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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"Uncut"




:smuglook:


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23862826 - 11/24/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Porn titles used to be so clever before the rise of internet tube sites that just seem to be obsessed with making things more taboo than fun.


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: PsychoReactive]
    #23862851 - 11/24/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck both of them (assuming that the man was indeed abusive)

Regardless that women looks like the biggest idiot for starting that group against domestic violence, she may have been a victim of domestic violence but she it is also factually evident she committed an extreme highly unusual form of domestic violence that in reality would be IN FACT DEFINED AS ATTEMPTED MURDER.


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23863200 - 11/24/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

reminds me of this scene...marlon wayans sums it up pretty good here :lol:-




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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: crackbaby]
    #23863206 - 11/24/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

let's all laugh at John Bobbitt.


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23863221 - 11/24/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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"Uncut"




:smuglook:





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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: koods] * 1
    #23863223 - 11/24/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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She tossed his dick out the window of her car. Somehow they found it and put it back on and he became a novelty porn star.





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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23863226 - 11/24/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Can you guys imagine if that shit happen to you?

The state of panic I would be in would be insane. I would more than likely pass out and bleed to death.

How long would it take your shocked mind to actually process the fact that your penis is no longer attached to your body?

PTSD for life.


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: PsychoReactive]
    #23863231 - 11/24/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yea but if I go and cut off a girls tit then it's bam, locked up and cocked up


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: L_iggins] * 1
    #23863235 - 11/24/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

surely you arent suggesting there's a double standard at work


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: L_iggins]
    #23863239 - 11/24/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Don't hurt them titties, man. id give you the chair.

If anything this case gives me a bit more confidence when dealing with crazy knife wielding bitches.

worst case scenario they can reattach, which is cool. I've woken up with slight razor cuts on my dick as a warning. she thought i was cheating.


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: Apostle]
    #23863242 - 11/24/16 10:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The only problem I have with Lorena is that she cut off a dick for personal reasons not to make a political statement.


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23863250 - 11/24/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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surely you arent suggesting there's a double standard at work




You sly devil


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Re: John Bobbitt Speaks 23 Years After Ex Wife Cut Off His Penis [Re: PsychoReactive]
    #23863277 - 11/24/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He couldn't speak out for 23 years because while she might have thrown the dickie out the winder, she secured his testicles tightly in her purse all these years.


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