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LNC
    #23858914 - 11/22/16 10:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Good evening folks

How do u do?

I'm coming down from a strong L trip, eating some ice cream

:homerdrool:

Been reading this ridiculous story on r/nosleep, it's more like a novel actually, intense as fuck

Here's a link to any who may be interested, I'm binge-reading this shit to the end

https://m.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4r4oq3/i_dared_my_best_friend_to_ruin_my_life_hes/


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23858928 - 11/22/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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My name is Zander, and my best friend is trying to ruin my life. It started out very small, but has quickly grown out of control.

I'm currently sitting inside a church, using their WiFi to post this story and taking advantage of their air conditioning. I’m posting this story in case… Well in case he finds me and kills me soon. It's only a matter of time now, and I want someone to know what happened before I die.




Story has me hooked on the first couple lines. Probably going to read this when I lie down for bed. :lol:


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Re: LNC [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23858969 - 11/22/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's fucking brilliant dude

I just got to the end of series 1, apparently there's a second series as well


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23858970 - 11/22/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Chillin Chillin like gilligan's island :whatyougonnado:


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23858981 - 11/22/16 10:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
It's fucking brilliant dude

I just got to the end of series 1, apparently there's a second series as well




Is there any gay shit?


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #23858984 - 11/22/16 10:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

evening sloots


koods wanna bet me a thousand bucks trump will declare marshal law within his first time?

i say he will.


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23858996 - 11/22/16 10:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Connoisseur said:
evening sloots


koods wanna bet me a thousand bucks trump will declare marshal law within his first time?

i say he will.




There's no such thing as marshal law. I think you mean martial law. And no. That's absurd.


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #23859013 - 11/22/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

jesus my spelling is worse than i thought.....LOL

sorry bout that one :huxleyfacepalm:

you got 1000 bux to put down?

i do :wink:




apparently im so high i wrote time when i meant term


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23859022 - 11/22/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

lol


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Re: LNC [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23859027 - 11/22/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

koods this is a compilation of clips throughout the year




get ready to owe me a rack pal, and if you dont have it when the shit hits the fan i wont be surprised.

youl need it to make it out of the country.


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Re: LNC [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23859029 - 11/22/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hi Neal


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #23859050 - 11/22/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Man we got fucking people coming in the morning to replace the bathroom vanity, I gotta go pick up a pickup truck from a lady so I can use it in a couple days to put her dog down and haul it over to where she wants her buried :feelsbad:

I'm glad I can help though, doing that shit yourself to your own pup of 16 years is aweful.


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #23859054 - 11/22/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

buck buck buckkkk




looks like thats two points for me so far


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23859188 - 11/23/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Good evening everyone. Not doing much. Just got done grocery shopping for thanksgiving dinner. Job interview for some weekend work in the morning. Smoking weed trying to make myself hungry. 28 pounds in 5 weeks is not healthy even at my weight.

Picking season is winding down so I'm getting ready to give cubes another go.

Brushing up on self-healing injection ports and some info koods gave me for ovoid cultivation.

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23435238/


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Re: LNC [Re: Adden]
    #23859388 - 11/23/16 03:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Well I find myself once again unable to fall asleep

It is to be expected tho


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23859389 - 11/23/16 03:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Something troubling you? Or just straight not tired?


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Re: LNC [Re: Adden]
    #23859401 - 11/23/16 03:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I took a hit of some rather potent L this morning, L is notorious for not allowing me to fall asleep even after the main effects have worn off, my brain just gets too energetic to shut down for the night


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23859404 - 11/23/16 03:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Remember the time when me you and Darkstar sat around in lawn chairs until sunrise at MOTM? Hella peaceful

It's 5:24am EST rn


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Re: LNC [Re: Adden]
    #23859406 - 11/23/16 03:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Things have been going well for me the past few weeks tho life-wise, gonna call up this burger joint tomorrow that I applied at a few days ago

Then I might see if the vape shop wants to buy my vape stuff because I could use some extra $, and I'm sick of being a slave to nicotine in any case


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859408 - 11/23/16 03:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Remember the time when me you and Darkstar sat around in lawn chairs until sunrise at MOTM? Hella peaceful

It's 5:24am EST rn




"AFLAC"

lololololol

It's 3:27AM here, funny u should mention MOTM, I was just thinking about Jibberjazz and how much I already miss it

Definitely gonna make plans to come back East for next year's shows


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859416 - 11/23/16 03:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Remember the time when me you and Darkstar sat around in lawn chairs until sunrise at MOTM? Hella peaceful

It's 5:24am EST rn



Sheeks you're almost at 50,000 posts.


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23859418 - 11/23/16 03:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Up drinking coffee and reading the shroomery/listening to music instead of getting ready for work.  Short week tho :whoo: hope the beer I left in my car didn't freeze.

I'm tempted to buy your vape off you OMJ but I've been doing so good not smoking.  Really I'm just obsessed with buying gadgets I'll never use now, which I guess is my new addiction.  :shrug: Beats heroin.

Good luck with the job, but I wouldn't want to flip burgers for long.  Get in school or start training for a trade.


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Re: LNC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23859421 - 11/23/16 03:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I worked in food service for a while, don't really mind it that much:shrug:

I'd like to become a Search & Rescue Officer for the Forest Service, but the problem there is that they drug test and I like my kind flowers, that's part of the reason why I came out here

I'm definitely not gonna flip burgers forever tho, I got hella ambitions


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23859425 - 11/23/16 03:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So you're not going to pursue the job you want because you want it smoke weed? That seems pretty lame.


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #23859432 - 11/23/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I enjoy smoking weed:shrug:

I mean yeah obviously I could quit but I just don't feel like a job should have the power to take that away from me, it's just not right

I mean it's not like I would be smoking up before going out on SAR missions but I guess it's just the principle of the matter that bothers me


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23859434 - 11/23/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Best suggestion would be to volunteer and make some connections/friends and look into adult education classes. Read free books online. See if those volunteer hours can count as credit for some sort of licensure or coursework credit that you didn't have to pay for.


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #23859437 - 11/23/16 03:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:smirk: Drug tests aren't meant to prevent people who use drugs to get jobs, they only stop people too inept to figure out how to spoof them.

I would say if that is a dream of yours you should spend time as an EMT or something like that.  Probably hard to get into wilderness S&R with no qualifications, and I can't imagine it is the most steady work.


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Re: LNC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23859439 - 11/23/16 03:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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:smirk: Drug tests aren't meant to prevent people who use drugs to get jobs, they only stop people too inept to figure out how to spoof them.

I would say if that is a dream of yours you should spend time as an EMT or something like that.  Probably hard to get into wilderness S&R with no qualifications, and I can't imagine it is the most steady work.




Eh it's not even really a long-held dream, just something I've been considering

To tell ya the truth I really have no idea what the fuck I want to do with my life

But I'm only 22 and going with the flow has worked pretty well for me so far so I'm gonna just keep on truckin'


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23859453 - 11/23/16 04:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Well keep at it.  It's not like it's an unrealistic goal, and doing work you find rewarding is pretty fucking great.  I always used to say "oh this job isn't so bad" but after a couple months it starts to make me miserable so it's really just a lie I told myself to get through the day.


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Re: LNC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23859465 - 11/23/16 04:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
...it's really just a lie I told myself to get through the day.




Get used to it.


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Re: LNC [Re: Adden] * 1
    #23859472 - 11/23/16 04:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:shrug: Work is always going to be stressful and drag at times, otherwise it wouldn't be work, but there is a clear difference between work you find tolerable and work you find rewarding.


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Re: LNC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23859479 - 11/23/16 04:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I really love working with wires and security systems and shit. It's really fun running fiber. I don't know why more people don't do it. It's a fantastic trade and you can make up to 45 an hour faster than electricians can.


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Re: LNC [Re: Adden] * 1
    #23859487 - 11/23/16 04:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah and then you can hack in some backdoors and sell that to the mafia if they don't pay the bill :hehehe: jk

Yeah there is so much to technology and stuff these days, and so few qualified people.  Everyone complains about the lack of jobs but it is really easy pickings for anyone with half a brain.


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Re: LNC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23859545 - 11/23/16 05:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Well, one of these places pays you 12.50 an hour for a month while they do classroom training. Like full on don't know nothing. This company is a contractor for a larger corporation and just do basic install at houses that have already had service. I saw the pay scale I'm going to be on, which right out the gate they'll be training me on their security systems. In the meantime I'll be accruing experience and paid classroom hours for a license that makes me worth 35 an hour to anyone. I think this dude knows I'm going to use this job to get something else, which I'm going to do anyway, but they don't even do simple stuff like maps for construction or pre-wiring half constructed homes. They don't do any jack work or conduits in businesses or anything.

Small outfit and it's done by piecework, and they try to get you for other nickel and dime shit, so I'm going to use their equipment and ladders and moonlight as a dish technician and fix people's stuff under the table. The job really sounds like just putting the same types of equipment in at the same places they used to be. It's not hard. I think I might move up this fast. There's a fat sign on bonus since he's not paying me 12.5/hr for 160 hours. I can just work.


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