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Offlinefinalexplosion
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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: LackToast]
    #23868488 - 11/26/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Seriously tho. I've only ever had success acting like a totally balls to the wall weirdo.

Like I act like I'm a dog and have my tongue out at every chick I see. They come up to me. Serous. And it's always the super hot babes too. Like ones who you are probably afraid of approaching normally cause they probably have a boyfriend who can kick your ass.

I sometimes start singing in public the most weirdest songs I know, shit like Syd barret songs, or songs that I normally feel accentuate my terrible terrible, yet really awesome voice.

Also I try talk to everyone. And joke around in ways that I find funny, which is basically something I think only an idiot would say. But then I laugh and other people do too.

At clubs I dance like I don't care and offbeat to music in a spastic way. No joke bartenders have told me I need to calm down or they'll have to get the bouncers, and no its not cause I'm hitting anyone. It's just cause I look so fuck8ng dumb and uncalibrated and drunk, when I'm not.

And sometimes I start pretending I'm a penguin, and sometimes I make weird faces, and sometimes I jump on high things and pretend I'm like the king when I talk to my friends, or I have deep conversations and make agreeable statements to Trees and plants and animals and insects, cause they're all alive.

But I do these things to get out of my head and to get over my self.

I'd say about 95 percent of the time I look like a jackass, but every time, a super pretty woman just magically appears out of nowhere. They sit near me and make sure I've noticed them. They smile and giggle.

But anyways. That's only thing I do that I know gets women's attention.

Lots of times I don't do nothing but walk my dog and women come up and talk to me.

It's at that point I leave you to figure out the rest. Cause I still don't know how to get them into my arms and into my life. I don't want to be the blind leading the blind here ya know? I just wanted to say you can be imaginative and silly and cute women will come up to you. Thinking it was their idea.

Like the other day I was at the beach and I was just listening to music and some older lady said she liked the music. So I got out pretending I couldn't hear her. And then because I could tell she was giving me the look I got up real close to her and asked her what she was doing at the beach. Then she mentioned my car. So I asked her if she wanted to go for a ride, and we can go fast. And then she said she was scared. So I said we can go slow too. And then she touched my arm giggling. And then I pulled her to me on the car and kissed her, and then I pressed my hard dick on her. And the she started rubbing it. And after abour another minute she just said she had to leave. And there I stood with blue balls. I still don't know what, if anything I could do differently.

But I guess it's still pretty fun cause I got to make out with an older lady after talking with her for less than 1 munute.


But yea that's my 2 cents cause I know most of the advice you'll get is open ended crap. And normally I wouldn't even respond cause my conversion rate is God awful. But you know what who cares. Every time I'm out in public, beautiful women respond to me and try to get me to notice them. So maybe this can help you...




In all do respect, you said "act." Why not just come from a place of authenticity? Everyone is wearing a mask when meeting and ego is involved. Acts don't last and the masks are peeled back like layers of an onion over time. If you are just trying to smash, by all means but, for consistent success, build rapport, talk to lots of people.

One thing I can say is that, no matter what happens, it is a learning experience, I will take something away, and I am still the same man with or without the girl. It is not the super bowl. There will be others.

THe singing is great man especially if that is you. Whatever your style is. Its fucked man. You are a rockstar somedays or nights. Nothing other days. Its a funny thing.I bring something original, something unique, I am very enthusiastic, very high energy, and its one big party. The part is right here (me). Come join. The party will go on with or without her. Tons of girls. Who is cool? Who do I have chemistry with? Only one way to find out.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23868820 - 11/26/16 12:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Most people in this life will be to afraid to ever stand out from the crowd in public. And just like you they think because they cannot do it, that i shouldnt either, they make buggared faces, but who can tell me how to live my life?

For all the worlds a stage...

But to your point that it is a mask, i have not heard a reasonable explanation in how to rid ones self of a mask, and i dont think talking is the solution. And i dont think talking to get women to like me is any more authentic then acting.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: LackToast]
    #23871000 - 11/27/16 01:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Best way to remove the mask is to become it or act insane


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: tump]
    #23871012 - 11/27/16 01:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:justno: It can't be taught.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23872594 - 11/27/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Wow some awesome replies!

A lot to digest.

I will return.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: beforethedawn]
    #23876684 - 11/28/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Man.....I missed the "On" in the title of this thread at first.  It's really important.



Confidence is key though, and good body language....smile, not slouching in fear etc.  It's not really what you say, it's how you say it.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: 100_the_cat]
    #23878567 - 11/29/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Learning the art of the pick up is hard. So here a trip. Trick them, proven throughout physiology, scareing someone then back tracking leads people to trust you. Walk up and say there is a spider on your shoulder. Then instinct flick it off. Of course they freak out and then clam down right after. You have the next 75 seconds to get them to like you, be asked out. Works on 86% of people. Even for sales and politics




Phony methods will get you phony results



I was telling girls my place looks like a serial killer pad.  It does I'm an artist so I have knives and power tools and various objects of suspicion hanging out.  It also worked.  They came right up.  That line has got me laid at least twice.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: rackem]
    #23879187 - 11/29/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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ive dated plenty of bartenders/waitresses etc. all it takes is a little face time man.

they get hit on all the damned time. a little common courtesy and a conversation goes a long way.



So as a little experiment I decided to try this on a girl I wasn't interested in since my stupid-ass penis and heart get all mixed up in there normally. I think I've actually gotten her to kinda dig me, which is so weird cause shes the exact kind of girl who would have been making fun of me 12 years ago. I realized she was this type of girl and most guys probably don't just talk to her, and I was right. Then after we became friendly I tossed very casual and very confident compliments her way and now she comes up to ME to talk. Shes really pretty and clearly gets hit on constantly, gotta admit it kinda makes me feel cool that she goes out of her way to talk now.

Its weird that I cant do that with someone I really like. I always say something weird or stupid and fuck it up before it even begins


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23879246 - 11/29/16 06:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

She's married.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: LackToast]
    #23879877 - 11/29/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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LackToast said:
Most people in this life will be to afraid to ever stand out from the crowd in public. And just like you they think because they cannot do it, that i shouldnt either, they make buggared faces, but who can tell me how to live my life?

For all the worlds a stage...

But to your point that it is a mask, i have not heard a reasonable explanation in how to rid ones self of a mask, and i dont think talking is the solution. And i dont think talking to get women to like me is any more authentic then acting.




My man, I totally agree in bold. I was discussing with a gentlemen in the political thread a challenge.

Find a attractive young woman, debunk the wage gap myth, then ask her out for coffee lol Good luck

Bring forth reason, logic, and evidence while conveying personality. I always here, "what do I say?" Da fuck? It doesn't matter. What are you about? What is your true north? Having purpose, enthusiasm, passion in life, something more important, and just sharing tidbits of how you live is like a moth to the flame.

Are you an actor out of curiosity? If that's your thing man power to you.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23879913 - 11/29/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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bloodsheen said:
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rackem said:
ive dated plenty of bartenders/waitresses etc. all it takes is a little face time man.

they get hit on all the damned time. a little common courtesy and a conversation goes a long way.



So as a little experiment I decided to try this on a girl I wasn't interested in since my stupid-ass penis and heart get all mixed up in there normally. I think I've actually gotten her to kinda dig me, which is so weird cause shes the exact kind of girl who would have been making fun of me 12 years ago. I realized she was this type of girl and most guys probably don't just talk to her, and I was right. Then after we became friendly I tossed very casual and very confident compliments her way and now she comes up to ME to talk. Shes really pretty and clearly gets hit on constantly, gotta admit it kinda makes me feel cool that she goes out of her way to talk now.

Its weird that I cant do that with someone I really like. I always say something weird or stupid and fuck it up before it even begins




Its because ego kicks off. Too much internal intention fucks with external intention. There is something to meditation; to acceptance to what is and letting go. Inserting self into the equation, chatting up lots of women, testing the waters, seeing who you have chemistry with, and proceeding forward.

Its been a thing I have done be it in bars or clubs, the gym, coffee shops, etc. It is a bit of a mind fuck in that, someday, you are just on fire, and other days, not so much lol

I think that its cool to see it for what it is. Not that big a deal. Its not the super bowl. There will be other girls. We will get to see morning tomorrow. Its not the end of the world. The fear of rejection is historical. It goes back to caveman days. If rejected, genes are weeded out of gene pool, and existence. If word came around you were a creep or a weirdo, the dude is ostracized from the tribe.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23881844 - 11/30/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I gather you're supposed to just relate to them like anyone else? Even if you have primordial 'feelings'... there's no way you let them show until you're in a relationship right?

I think I fall too hard... too many years alone...


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: beforethedawn]
    #23882122 - 11/30/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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beforethedawn said:
I gather you're supposed to just relate to them like anyone else? Even if you have primordial 'feelings'... there's no way you let them show until you're in a relationship right?

I think I fall too hard... too many years alone...




I chat up any stranger the way I would if I had already known them. Complete self acceptance. The part is HERE (me). It will go on with her or without her. If you factor in SMV, biology, period of fertility, it differs between men and women. Women get all the attention in their youth. Men get it over time. A man and woman the same age will not have the same amount of options especially based upon SMV.

You are dealt the cards you are dealt. Lets move on. You are coming from a paradigm of "havenot." I cannot get a gf. I cannot get a number. I can't get laid. In order for you to be correct, you must continue to live that kind of shitty existence. To be right, you wont succeed ever.

If it is fate, you believe you wont ever get a woman, you cannot have that, ask yourself, what do you have to lose? Start chatting up girls. Stop being beta. Stop playing it safe. Be bold. Chat up girls. Make friends. Many a times, they will make it easy for you if they are interested. Men and women are as every bit as awesome and fucked up as one can be. Fuel your mind with something to shift.

YouTube, reality transurfing - space of variation

There are infinite possibilities for your life to take off. For you to live a good life though there are also so many trap, ways to get ruin things for yourself or even picking a shitty woman to have kids with. Date. See multiple women until you have found one you want to be with. Talk to lots of women. Experience a variety. Explore. You have nothing to lose.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23884737 - 12/01/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not sure this dude ^^ is super sane, but hes right about this. I think its better to start by not thinking about trying to fuck her, in fact tell yourself you will never ask her out. In fact, try to convince yourself that even if SHE asked YOU out, you might consider saying no. Then try to make friends with her. I'm so fucking weird when a girl gives me that "Woah damn" feeling, I put pressure on myself to succeed and be cool. Which works for some people, but not for me. Fake me is just a totally pointless human being, nobody likes fake me.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23888945 - 12/02/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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bloodsheen said:
I'm not sure this dude ^^ is super sane, but hes right about this. I think its better to start by not thinking about trying to fuck her, in fact tell yourself you will never ask her out. In fact, try to convince yourself that even if SHE asked YOU out, you might consider saying no. Then try to make friends with her. I'm so fucking weird when a girl gives me that "Woah damn" feeling, I put pressure on myself to succeed and be cool. Which works for some people, but not for me. Fake me is just a totally pointless human being, nobody likes fake me.




Just talk to lots of women for the pursue of fun and adventure. No relationship or neediness. No cute little crap. Just fun and let her feels get involved. The rest is then history. Similarly, if you have a fuck buddy or a few, you do not feel like you have much to lose.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: beforethedawn]
    #23908045 - 12/08/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Society makes this a complicated thing. Lack of empathy leads to repression and division, which leads to rejection, which leads to loneliness. So find an empath like me. Say you came across me chilling in the park.

"Hey, do you like to smoke weed?"
"I love to smoke weed. You're not an undercover cop, are you? Because I want to spend the $100 you'd be fining me on a Q and a 20-bag."
"No, want to smoke this with me?" (gets out a joint)
"Yeah, awesome, what strain is it?"

Or how about:

"Hey, what kind of music do you like?"
"I'm into Latin pop."
"Oh, OK. I've never listened to that, I don't speak Spanish."
"It's excellent music regardless." (gets out her phone) "This is an album by Fey called 'el color de los sueños', the color of dreams. It was composed and produced by the great master José Ramón Flórez."

How to spot an empath? She's wearing the most comfortable clothes possible; if she's awakened her soul (a rite of passage for empaths), she doesn't cut her hair or wear makeup; she's often continuously brushing her hair out of her face; her personal hygiene isn't considered up to scratch; she often has a spaced out look in her eyes as she's dreaming of universal love; she's often singing or laughing to herself; her movements aren't refined; if you still don't know what to look for I'll think about it some more.


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23908299 - 12/08/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Society makes this a complicated thing. Lack of empathy leads to repression and division, which leads to rejection, which leads to loneliness. So find an empath like me. Say you came across me chilling in the park.

"Hey, do you like to smoke weed?"
"I love to smoke weed. You're not an undercover cop, are you? Because I want to spend the $100 you'd be fining me on a Q and a 20-bag."
"No, want to smoke this with me?" (gets out a joint)
"Yeah, awesome, what strain is it?"

Or how about:

"Hey, what kind of music do you like?"
"I'm into Latin pop."
"Oh, OK. I've never listened to that, I don't speak Spanish."
"It's excellent music regardless." (gets out her phone) "This is an album by Fey called 'el color de los sueños', the color of dreams. It was composed and produced by the great master José Ramón Flórez."

How to spot an empath? She's wearing the most comfortable clothes possible; if she's awakened her soul (a rite of passage for empaths), she doesn't cut her hair or wear makeup; she's often continuously brushing her hair out of her face; her personal hygiene isn't considered up to scratch; she often has a spaced out look in her eyes as she's dreaming of universal love; she's often singing or laughing to herself; her movements aren't refined; if you still don't know what to look for I'll think about it some more.



Goddammit Alyssa, I don't give a flying fuck how liberal, kind, cool, spiritual, weird, or whatever the fuck you consider yourself. You shouldn't  give advise because you're weird as fuck.

Theres nothing wrong with being weird as fuck. I would rather die than restrict your right to be fucking weird as fuck. But you cannot be giving advise to people who have nobody else to talk to about how to fit in. Its irresponsible. If somebody was sick and somebody else tried to give them some fucking homeopathic bullshit answer on how to fix it, I would also step in to remind people it was statistically not effective.

I want you to post as much as you want to post. Just give a little disclaimer here and there, eh?


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23908480 - 12/08/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Goddammit Alyssa, I don't give a flying fuck how liberal, kind, cool, spiritual, weird, or whatever the fuck you consider yourself. You shouldn't  give advise because you're weird as fuck.

Theres nothing wrong with being weird as fuck. I would rather die than restrict your right to be fucking weird as fuck. But you cannot be giving advise to people who have nobody else to talk to about how to fit in. Its irresponsible. If somebody was sick and somebody else tried to give them some fucking homeopathic bullshit answer on how to fix it, I would also step in to remind people it was statistically not effective.

I want you to post as much as you want to post. Just give a little disclaimer here and there, eh?



Did you miss me?


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Re: Hitting on women successfully [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23910246 - 12/09/16 01:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Alyssa said:Goddammit Alyssa, I don't give a flying fuck how liberal, kind, cool, spiritual, weird, or whatever the fuck you consider yourself. You shouldn't  give advise because you're weird as fuck.

Theres nothing wrong with being weird as fuck. I would rather die than restrict your right to be fucking weird as fuck. But you cannot be giving advise to people who have nobody else to talk to about how to fit in. Its irresponsible. If somebody was sick and somebody else tried to give them some fucking homeopathic bullshit answer on how to fix it, I would also step in to remind people it was statistically not effective.

I want you to post as much as you want to post. Just give a little disclaimer here and there, eh?




I think there was some truth in what she said but, you still must sift through the female logic. Likely, you are pursuing the wrong girls and imho not enough women. If you throw enough shit at a wall, something will stick.

Women are entitled as fuck during top form (sexual market value peak). Dudes are just hovering and buying them shit, at her beck and call. When it plummets, she gets fat or has children out of wedlock, ages like shit due to party girl lifestyle, it is game over. Sure, scrubs will still try and bang but, it doesn't win her approval or her ego.

Any liberal woman ranting about the patriarchy; you cannot take serious. Clearly, there is a conformist agenda; the mentality to be cliff jumping through cawk until the players and top percentile of the male population stop blowing up her phone. That is when female victimhood kicks into overdrive.

she is both perpetrator and victim. This is the sort of female crazy you avoid like the plague.


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