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InvisibleSheekle
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How trashed is your body?
    #23857743 - 11/22/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My shoulders are wrecked. When I was younger like in Elementary School I used to be able to painlessly pop them out of socket, and would do so numerous times a day, over a long period of time. My parents would tell me not to do it and that my shoulders will get messed up because of it.

Sure enough, here we are 10-15 years later and they're trash. I fucked my right shoulder up at the beginning of the Summer by bringing a trampoline up a mountain and my left shoulder I fucked up the other week by repeatedly body-slamming my moon matt on my left side.




How trashed is your body?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23857753 - 11/22/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I've actually never broken a single bone in my body

*Knocks on wood*


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23857772 - 11/22/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Never broke a bone, even when I fell flat on my face on cement.

My body is ok.  Went from 260's lbs to 170's/180 a while back.  Had back and feet issues from being heavy.  Still had a foot/ankle problem till my dog twisted me around and something popped in place.  Hurt it hiking 6 years ago.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #23857818 - 11/22/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My shit is pretty fucked up dude.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23857845 - 11/22/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Both knees and shoulders fully recon, i have broken legs, heelbone, arm, collarbone, nose, cheek, fingers, toes and knuckles . I got gout by my late 20s and now am getting roids I'm my early 30s. All self inflicted so I cant complain really.:rockon:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23857868 - 11/22/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Minor injuries in the arches of both feet, the tendons in my arms usually burn, almost blind in one eye, digestive trouble, pulmonary disease...

Think thats it, worse than id like but not so bad.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja]
    #23857869 - 11/22/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My body is mostly fine. Other than the tar in the my throat, but that's an upgrade imo. I get to spit out cool brown shit. :feelsgoodman: Oh and I have a crack going half the circumference of my skull. I got another ten good years left in me.

It's my mind that's fucked.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23857876 - 11/22/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My hands are a bit messed up from repetitive strain type stuff and my fitness level isn't great these days. My hearing has definitely degraded over time and my vision has always been bad without glasses. Mostly what I consider pretty minor stuff.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: King Klick]
    #23857879 - 11/22/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I am a well oiled machine. Although my knees sometimes bother me after a day at the motocross track

Oh and my left ear constantly rings from shooting firearms with no ear protection.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23857891 - 11/22/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My back is fucked, been dealing with pain and mobility issues on and off since I was 12. It's pretty bad now.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23857894 - 11/22/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My back is fucked. As a kid we had this game we played on the trampoline where the purpose was to jump and push other people off. The amount of 10ft+ falls from that along with 12 years of sports leaves in varying degress of pain 24/7


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23857900 - 11/22/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

totally shot


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23857911 - 11/22/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

not very, never broke a bone, never had a major illness, never been overweight or nothin'. I think karma is saving up for a really bad comeuppance one of these days :paranoid:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Soluminia]
    #23857996 - 11/22/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Soluminia said:
My back is fucked. As a kid we had this game we played on the trampoline where the purpose was to jump and push other people off. The amount of 10ft+ falls from that along with 12 years of sports leaves in varying degress of pain 24/7




Damn, that game sounds dank.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23858057 - 11/22/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #23858107 - 11/22/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I get a knee pain from time to time from kicking so much ass.

waiting on pris to post. I know that bag of dust has GOT to be ate up with osteoarthritis and carpal tunnel. :lol:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: mycoprog]
    #23858115 - 11/22/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I've broken a few bones before but at the current moment I'm having issues with the joint in my left elbow.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #23858133 - 11/22/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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totally shot



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #23858138 - 11/22/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My back has been screwy since I was a kid.  Hurt it real bad about 10 years ago lifting 100  plus pound boulder while building a retaining wall.  I bent down to pick it up and as I was lifting it I felt a muscle or something in my back just start to stretch I dropped it and that was it.  I think if I would have kept lifting that muscle or whatever would have snapped.  Very odd feeling, Couldn't move for weeks, could barely walk. Then hurt it again a few years ago not really doing anything just slept on it wrong I guess.  That one put me down for about 3 months. Doctor said it was sciatica and I'd have it forever and if I kept working as a roofer it would really mess it up bad.  But I kept working and hauling shingles and I think it made my back stronger then ever (knock on wood).

Had one broken bone, my pinky finger.  I guess I punched something or maybe someone when I was blacked out drunk when I was in college. What a bad ass right? Anyways i woke up and it was all crooked and bent. I never went to the doctor and just let it heal on its own.  It hurt a little for a month or so then felt better except now it's just really crooked.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #23858155 - 11/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Overall pretty decent.  One of my shoulders is a bit finicky at times which I attribute to swimming competitively up until 21.  And recently I tweaked my hamstring trying to kick the shit out of a soccer ball before any sort of warm up.  I have been trying to stretch and roll it out with a tennis ball lately and I am starting to notice it less and less.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: dodgem] * 1
    #23858169 - 11/22/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Overall pretty decent.  One of my shoulders is a bit finicky at times which I attribute to swimming competitively up until 21.  And recently I tweaked my hamstring trying to kick the shit out of a soccer ball before any sort of warm up.  I have been trying to stretch and roll it out with a tennis ball lately and I am starting to notice it less and less.





I was a swimmer.  Never broke 50s for 100 free.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23858175 - 11/22/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My goal in college was to break :50 in the 100 back or 1:50 in the 200 back.  50.4 in the 100 and 1:50.3 in the 200.  :shrug:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23858180 - 11/22/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Only ever had to get 8 stitches to put my knee back together :eek: still walk a little wonky


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: L_iggins]
    #23858285 - 11/22/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm 22 and technically have COPD ,undiagnosable stomach problems, distentigrating L3, occipital neuralgia,bad anxiety disorder,depression,insomnia. I drowned in a level 5 whitewater rapid and injured my spine and knees. I have a loss of curvature in my spine and most recently was in a car accident and have muscles constricting around my spine.

Also a poly-drug addict :cookiemonster:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: mycoprog]
    #23858289 - 11/22/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Not at all. I'm in the best shape of my life. My knees make some creeking noises though and I'm sure I've got a spinal disc that isn't quite right.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23858311 - 11/22/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have a metal rod in tibia from motorcycle accident.

Otherwise im physically fine except that all the opiates have turned my "baby face" into me looking old for my age.

My mental health. Thats fubar


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23858325 - 11/22/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm totally mentally ill, but my body is in good shape.

:feelsbadman:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #23858342 - 11/22/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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my body is in good shape.




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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: ohcrapitsnico] * 3
    #23858355 - 11/22/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #23858446 - 11/22/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My sinuses are fucked. I used to sometimes snort picie sticks with my friends when i was younger. I bet thats related.

Other than that Im holding up pretty well but one side of my rib cage is deformed as fuck. It grosses people out. It sucks because im muscular especially in my upper body. I have broad shoulders and stuff but i have a fuckin bump in my chest that just ruins it all. I need stronger core muscles and some more fat to cover it up. Ill mever totally cover it up though.

But thats just an asthaetic issue so im not doing too bad. Getting over a bruised rib ths led to back problems but looks like im going to make a full recovery from that.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23858492 - 11/22/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I made regular visits to the ER. In addition to the scrotal puncture, I took a flying leap into the solid wood frame of my bed when I tried to leap of my Lego city I had built on the floor.

I also accidentally detonated a time bomb I made from black power packed into rolled cardboard. That blasted the top layer of skin off my right arm.

I fell out of a tree and landed head first on a brick. That one wasn't very bad but it bled like a motherfucker.

I got my sweatshirt snagged in th front wheel of my bike as I was flying down a hill with my friend on the back of the bike. We flipped head first over the front wheel. I smeared my forearms along the pavement for 20 feet and he got flung into a bush.

I dislocated my finger playing basketball. It ended up bent sideways at a 90° angle and had to be reset under anesthesia.

I dislocated my shoulder playing hockey but it popped back in spontaneously.

I had a metal lab spatula impaled an inch under my kneecap. That I just pulled out and put a band aide on it.

I got hit in the forehead with a golf club when I stood too close to my friend as he teed off. That required a bunch of stitches.

I got hit in the face with a baseball bat when I was playing catcher when the batters grip slipped on his backswing.

I know I'm forgetting something




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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: koods]
    #23858503 - 11/22/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just had a message from a mate who shot a 3 Inch nail with wax through the shaft of his penis narrowly missing the urethra. Serendipity much.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja]
    #23858509 - 11/22/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't get it. Was that an accident? With wax?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja]
    #23858518 - 11/22/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:pilkington:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: koods]
    #23858519 - 11/22/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Looked away at something putting up a timber roof, accidently knocked his nail gun which has the safety taped back (pasload) doesn't wear jocks just shorts, and the nails are coated with red wax that melts due to friction which helps set the nails in place.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #23858576 - 11/22/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Looked away at something putting up a timber roof, accidently knocked his nail gun which has the safety taped back (pasload) doesn't wear jocks just shorts, and the nails are coated with red wax that melts due to friction which helps set the nails in place.





Just your standard "nail in penis" encounter.

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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja]
    #23858580 - 11/22/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I've only hairline fractured my wrist. It was painful, but definitely the least of my worries.

My stomach/digestive tract has a fucking mind of its own, probably from what I've done to it over the years. Undereating for years, smoking on an empty stomach (A LOT, both weed and cigarettes), not going to the doctor for digestive problems when I should have, etc. I regret it so much, because now, when my stomach wants to ruin my life, it TOTALLY can. I just got over a week and a half long stomach episode.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: lonelypsychonaut]
    #23858609 - 11/22/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My joints and bones and outer body and shit are fine, it's the insides that are fucked.  I just spit into the sink.  It's pink, as it is half the time, because my esophagus is fucked and bleeds occasionally.  Stomach pains sometimes.  I have high cholesterol too but i'm pretty healthy for an alcoholic.  I have binge episodes every few months where i end up in the hospital, but i'm pretty okay now.  I've some more years to live.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #23858615 - 11/22/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pineninja said:
Looked away at something putting up a timber roof, accidently knocked his nail gun which has the safety taped back (pasload) doesn't wear jocks just shorts, and the nails are coated with red wax that melts due to friction which helps set the nails in place.




I swear australia has more nailgun incidents that anyone else. Because no one hear can be fucked using the safety ahahh


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: kakashi68]
    #23858647 - 11/22/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I like to think my body isn't trashed yet, but I often have poopoo spine with soreness most days, and certain spots below my waist will go numb if I sit in certain positions for too long. Fucking snowboarding accident from 10 years ago still fucking up my days.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: trees]
    #23858681 - 11/22/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I blew out some tendons in my shoulder. Have carpal tunnel in both wrists (and I broke the left one a long time ago, never had it set so I don't think it healed properly) My knees are jacked up from having been kicked in. My ankles and hips are always bitching from having been overworked in bad ways. There's hardly a joint in my body that's happy and I think I have some sort of neuropathy that causes frequent muscle spasms and stabbing stinging burning hot or cold sensations. Particularly in my legs. My liver is shot and it probably isn't the only organ that's trying to shit. I don't have a gallbladder and have digestive issues. My vision isn't great. One of my eyes doesn't dilate properly because it wanted to eat a pole. I have an auditory processing disorder that effects how I hear and speak. I get frequent headaches and occasional migraines.

Genetics, malnutrition, and bad decisions have fucked me up a bit. :ohwell: Slowly improving a bit with stubbornness tho.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23858704 - 11/22/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I bet you'll live to 103 though.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
    #23858715 - 11/22/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

my body is totally pure.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23858734 - 11/22/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I bet you'll live to 103 though.



:whatnonono:

I think I might have to pass on that.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23858776 - 11/22/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

On the real tho I smoke way too many cigarettes

My lungs feel much better since I moved out to Colorado but paradoxically I've been smoking a lot more than I used to

The vape helps but not nearly as much as it used to

I kinda wanna sell it and quit nicotine and tobacco cold-turkey but I'll be damned if I haven't tried a thousand times before

I sure as shit don't want lung cancer or emphysema so something's gotta change


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23858909 - 11/22/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have some MRI's which show some bad stuff, but I don't focus on it, I try not to let anything slow me down.

I think when (if) I am in my 70's/80's my spine issues might haunt me, but I think I will be fine for a while.  I got hit by a car a few years ago and landed on my locked arms, my elbows burn from time to time, the pain radiates through my lower/upper arm.  I have an ulcer at the moment which is almost healed, I fixed it myself with proper diet composed of lots of bananas, almonds, ginger tea, and yogurt, doesn't feel so bad anymore.


I am healthy, cardio daily, and lift weights every other day, toned but not ripped, I like all types of food, so will probably never be ripped.:lol:

I can't be mentally healthy without exercise, at least something everyday, might just be walking or a few pushups, but gotta do something.  I find that  exercise helps most of my little aches and pains, but overall I am happy and healthy, and not worried about a thing.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Lucis]
    #23858979 - 11/22/16 10:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Mostly stuff I was born with, left foot is flat and cracks when I walk sometimes or go down stairs... I'm supposed to wear some corrective boot but my pride only allowed shoe inserts. The flat foot is fucking my left knee up more and more... that's the main thing that's bothersome.  I've been using walking sticks when I find them to give some relief.  Also born with right ear half deaf, again no hearing aid 'cause pride. 

Never broken a major bone tho, maybe something in my hand when I was a mover's assistant and tried to catch a corner of a dresser and it smashed to the floor with my hand in between; weird bumps in there now. 

This stuff really just bothers me from time to time tho; or with the weather, so that sometimes I feel like I'm in this Gary Larson cartoon



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Lucis] * 3
    #23858983 - 11/22/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I have some MRI's which show some bad stuff, but I don't focus on it, I try not to let anything slow me down.

I think when (if) I am in my 70's/80's my spine issues might haunt me, but I think I will be fine for a while.  I got hit by a car a few years ago and landed on my locked arms, my elbows burn from time to time, the pain radiates through my lower/upper arm.  I have an ulcer at the moment which is almost healed, I fixed it myself with proper diet composed of lots of bananas, almonds, ginger tea, and yogurt, doesn't feel so bad anymore.


I am healthy, cardio daily, and lift weights every other day, toned but not ripped, I like all types of food, so will probably never be ripped.:lol:

I can't be mentally healthy without exercise, at least something everyday, might just be walking or a few pushups, but gotta do something.  I find that  exercise helps most of my little aches and pains, but overall I am happy and healthy, and not worried about a thing.




There's nothing wrong with your body :love:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23858985 - 11/22/16 10:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I've actually never broken a single bone in my body

*Knocks on wood*




I've never broken a single bone in my body either other than my nose, my orbital,
an ankle twice and 5 ribs, 3 on one side and 2 on the other

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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859037 - 11/22/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

both my rotator cuff ligaments are torn, the left one more recently and more severely, though it's healed some...
i have what i believe to be hypoglycemia, as eating sugar helps 'episodes'. heavy irritability along with some other stuff, and diabetes runs in my family
i have migraine disorder, also genetic.

hella tinnitus. i periodically lose hearing and hear a tone, but i hear i high pitched frequency all day every day forever.

heart problems are now starting to set in, atherosclerosis is a likely thang of the future for me. i get heavy chest pain when excercising now, trying to pick up my cardio again to make that better if that's even possible. definitely got high cholesterol. genetic.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: koods]
    #23859051 - 11/22/16 11:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

Fennario said:
I have some MRI's which show some bad stuff, but I don't focus on it, I try not to let anything slow me down.

I think when (if) I am in my 70's/80's my spine issues might haunt me, but I think I will be fine for a while.  I got hit by a car a few years ago and landed on my locked arms, my elbows burn from time to time, the pain radiates through my lower/upper arm.  I have an ulcer at the moment which is almost healed, I fixed it myself with proper diet composed of lots of bananas, almonds, ginger tea, and yogurt, doesn't feel so bad anymore.


I am healthy, cardio daily, and lift weights every other day, toned but not ripped, I like all types of food, so will probably never be ripped.:lol:

I can't be mentally healthy without exercise, at least something everyday, might just be walking or a few pushups, but gotta do something.  I find that  exercise helps most of my little aches and pains, but overall I am happy and healthy, and not worried about a thing.




There's nothing wrong with your body :love:




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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23859058 - 11/22/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My pancreas stopped producing insulin a couple years ago so that's fucked, and will almost certainly lead to other problems down the road, neuropathy, poor eyesight, kidney damage, ect. Also have some digestive issues, never really been a regular pooper. I remember as a kid when I found out most people poop every morning. It blew my mind.

I had never broken a bone before 2016. Then I broke my left fibula in January. Then my right Fibula, talus, and femur, and "burst fractured" the L1 vertebra in June. The ankle and hip hurt sometimes, and probably will forever, but the spine is by far the worst. I'm hoping it will get better, it's been less than half a year and I'm still rebuilding core strength. It will probably suck when I'm old, if I'm old. So, kinda trashed, but could be a lot worse.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: 404]
    #23859064 - 11/22/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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404 said:
both my rotator cuff ligaments are torn, the left one more recently and more severely, though it's healed some...
i have what i believe to be hypoglycemia, as eating sugar helps 'episodes'. heavy irritability along with some other stuff, and diabetes runs in my family
i have migraine disorder, also genetic.

hella tinnitus. i periodically lose hearing and hear a tone, but i hear i high pitched frequency all day every day forever.

heart problems are now starting to set in, atherosclerosis is a likely thang of the future for me. i get heavy chest pain when excercising now, trying to pick up my cardio again to make that better if that's even possible. definitely got high cholesterol. genetic.




If you're eating a low fat diet because of your hypercholesterolemia you will be more prone to wild swings in blood sugar because fat in the diet stabilizes blood sugar.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #23859065 - 11/22/16 11:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So you're an insulin dependent diabetic?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: koods]
    #23859079 - 11/22/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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So you're an insulin dependent diabetic?



Yup, Type 1


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #23859091 - 11/22/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Had any close calls with accidental hypoglycemia?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23859135 - 11/23/16 12:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not eating a low fat diet, i get a serving or few of canola oil every day. there's other sources too.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: koods]
    #23859141 - 11/23/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Had any close calls with accidental hypoglycemia?




Yeah, a couple times. It's not uncommon for me to get low. The lowest I've ever tested was in the 30s, but I was at home so I just sat down next to the fridge and drank juice. (80-120 is normal)

The scary incidents have all occurred when I'm hiking. Extreme physical activity will drop my sugar even with little to no insulin in my system. One time I camped out alone on a desolate beach in Costa Rica. Was walking out in the morning, no food left, and started feeling light headed so I tested and was at 60, a couple miles from the park entrance, and a couple more to town from there, so I was kind of worried. Luckily an older American couple came along right then and gave me some fruit. I didn't see anyone else on the trail that day. Really lucky.

Another time I was hiking a 14er by myself here in Colorado. I had been leap frogging this girl and her mother for most of the way. Eventually I let them get ahead so I could enjoy some solitude. I kept getting low, but wasn't too worried because I had brought a lot of sugar. I would stop to eat more and then get low and stop again. Made it to the top. Took a picture for the ladies, had them take one of me, and chatted for a bit. They headed down while I stuck around to contemplate life and such.

I ate the last of my food and started walking back down. It was getting late. There was no one else coming up the trail at that hour. After a few minutes I realized I was really low, and now out of food. I could see the girls ahead of me, but they were a ways ahead, and hypoglycemia makes it difficult to move quickly and with good coordination. Luckily there was snow on the ground so I started kinda jumping down on my heels, it would have been a lot harder to run down the mountain on loose rock. I eventually got close enough to get their attention and they gave me some Gatorade energy chews and a cliff bar.

Now I have these emergency injection things that I plan to bring with me on all of my wilderness excursions. I don't think it's a glucose injection, but maybe a hormone that causes your body to release its own glucose or something like that.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #23859183 - 11/23/16 12:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Never passed out from hypoglycemia though. The only diabetic I knew in high school used to with some regularity pass out and need to have orange juice poured down his unconscious throat. So I must be doing something right.

Apart from being in the wilderness where you might die, the second worst time to get low blood sugar is in the middle of sex. I've had to stop abruptly and go eat candy a few times. It really shows just how quickly your body will burn sugars when your working up a sweat.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859197 - 11/23/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:

How trashed is your body?




neck's fucked and it's been traveling down my spine fucking everything up along the way.
left knee is fucked
right knee is somewhat less fucked
right hand is fucked ever since i broke it like an idiot last halloween
teeth are fucked. (in the back. the front ones still look alright though)
I can't hear as good as i once could
its harder to focus my vision in dim lighting than it was a few years ago
I can still breathe fine and i have decent cardio endurance, but i smoke a pack a day so i'm sure my lungs are fucked too, i just haven't noticed much yet.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859245 - 11/23/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Back's trash
Left shoulder dislocates randomly; luckily it goes back easily
Hands are trash (broke all my fingers and knuckles a bunch; have arthritis in my hands)
Teeth are trash
Left knee is trash, right knee is kinda trashy
Astigmatism in left eye; lost my glasses 2 yrs ago, never got new ones
Partially deaf in right ear (got hit by lightning through the phone)
Ribcage is slightly misshapen from an injury involving bicycle handlebars

Internally/mentally, who knows... I never go to the doctor. Several terrible things run in my family, so I'm sure I have plenty of shit to look forward to. Plus, I smoke, and I eat like shit, so I'm not doing much to prevent the terrible possibilities.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: TopPmz]
    #23859316 - 11/23/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

jeez man


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23859329 - 11/23/16 02:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

back is fucked.
ribs are fucked.
knees are fucked.
ankle is fucked.
wrist is fucked.
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859338 - 11/23/16 02:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You suck, Sheekle.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859357 - 11/23/16 02:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have chronic back and neck pains and I haven't seen a dentist since 1965


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #23859399 - 11/23/16 03:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Testosterone trashed it pretty bad, but its curable.
I'm 55% happy with it.
MY teeth are garbage though
and wish my stomach was flatter.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23859444 - 11/23/16 03:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I've actually never broken a single bone in my body

*Knocks on wood*




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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: SunnyD]
    #23859485 - 11/23/16 04:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My testicles are filling up with water which makes them huge. This is quite annoying and i hope to have it fixed soon. Other than that im fine


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin] * 1
    #23859756 - 11/23/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm glad everyone is as fucked up as me :cheers:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 4
    #23859800 - 11/23/16 08:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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my body is totally pure.




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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23859803 - 11/23/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Is his name Assless Richard?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: TopPmz] * 2
    #23859832 - 11/23/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Partially deaf in right ear (got hit by lightning through the phone)





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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23860022 - 11/23/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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My testicles are filling up with water which makes them huge. This is quite annoying and i hope to have it fixed soon. Other than that im fine




That doesn't sound too bad, is it painful?

Do the ladies like it?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #23860130 - 11/23/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Those of you who are exaggerating are speaking sickness over yourselves. you have to say the opposite 3 times to cancel it out. Post now and speak life!


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #23860148 - 11/23/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yea its painful. Sex or masturbation are impossible. Even walking is kind of hard.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23860161 - 11/23/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:cheersyoufuck:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23860174 - 11/23/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Those of you who are exaggerating are speaking sickness over yourselves. you have to say the opposite 3 times to cancel it out. Post now and speak life!




Who's exaggerating tho? if anything I think people have tried hard not to.

And it's good to vent out sometimes. The assumptions of exaggeration is why we rarely talk about pain and discomfort as a culture.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23860176 - 11/23/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

my dick is pretty trashed from all the level 124 bitches I slay3d in college
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23860210 - 11/23/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

hmm good point. I have bad posture, with my right shoulder being particularly disproportional after a dislocation that didn't heal right. also my anterior pelvic tilt and severe anxiety has given me a hypertonic pelvic floor that refuses to relax which has caused permanent premature ejaculation. My lower back hurts all the time, and just recently my hip sockets have started popping when I walk, I think because of all the body tightness. :frown:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 2
    #23860214 - 11/23/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23860216 - 11/23/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quite probably. I've noticed a considerable amount of how unwell I feel is related to anxiety and stress.

I recently discovered I have hypertension last year and I know stress feeds that. And in turn it likely feeds the muscle spasms and perceived neuropathy and general discomfort.


You always feel better when you're happy and calm.

Shame so much of society comes with inherent stress.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23860218 - 11/23/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Is his name Assless Richard?










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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23860221 - 11/23/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The skin on half of my dick is kind of dark from bleeding and healing over so many times.  Otherwise I feel godamn fucking amazing.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Love_spirit]
    #23860224 - 11/23/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I think half of you dudes would ignore a heart attack if you had dick problems.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23860232 - 11/23/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, anxiety is a nightmare for smooth muscles. I literally cannot relax my pelvic floor unless I take large doses of magnesium, ginkgo, ginger, cayenne, cayenne, and then lay in a hot bath. only then will my hard flaccid go away. I forgot to say I have hard flaccid too.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #23860245 - 11/23/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Testosterone trashed it pretty bad, but its curable.






I thought you were trans?  Wouldn't that explain the test issues if you have been taking hormones?


I don't know how all that works, but I swear I saw a thread where you said you were trans a while back.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23860252 - 11/23/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Anyone know how to get rid of nut fleas? Help please


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: L_iggins]
    #23860259 - 11/23/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What are nut fleas?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23860284 - 11/23/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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my dick is pretty trashed from all the level 124 bitches I slay3d in college
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Syphilis and herpes?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Lucis]
    #23860289 - 11/23/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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L_iggins said:
Anyone know how to get rid of nut fleas? Help please



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What are nut fleas?




Ball lobsters


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: koods] * 1
    #23860308 - 11/23/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Every major organ of my body is probably failing at this point.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Patlal]
    #23860491 - 11/23/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Literal fleas/ticks on the balls yo  :failure:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: L_iggins]
    #23860505 - 11/23/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Shampoo them in Raid?



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #23860518 - 11/23/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Well my BMI is 18. I pushed some earwax into my ear accidently 2 months ago with a Q tip and my hearing in my left ear hasn't been the same. I have ADHD and tons of anxiety for no reason.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Tiamo]
    #23860547 - 11/23/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The best way to flush out ear wax from your ear is not with a q tip but with a stream of warm water; the q tip will just push and impact the ear wax against the tympanic membrane.


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