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OfflineTopPmz
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859245 - 11/23/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Back's trash
Left shoulder dislocates randomly; luckily it goes back easily
Hands are trash (broke all my fingers and knuckles a bunch; have arthritis in my hands)
Teeth are trash
Left knee is trash, right knee is kinda trashy
Astigmatism in left eye; lost my glasses 2 yrs ago, never got new ones
Partially deaf in right ear (got hit by lightning through the phone)
Ribcage is slightly misshapen from an injury involving bicycle handlebars

Internally/mentally, who knows... I never go to the doctor. Several terrible things run in my family, so I'm sure I have plenty of shit to look forward to. Plus, I smoke, and I eat like shit, so I'm not doing much to prevent the terrible possibilities.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: TopPmz]
    #23859316 - 11/23/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

jeez man


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23859329 - 11/23/16 02:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

back is fucked.
ribs are fucked.
knees are fucked.
ankle is fucked.
wrist is fucked.
feet are fucked.


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OfflineGreat Scott
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859338 - 11/23/16 02:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You suck, Sheekle.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23859357 - 11/23/16 02:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have chronic back and neck pains and I haven't seen a dentist since 1965


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #23859399 - 11/23/16 03:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Testosterone trashed it pretty bad, but its curable.
I'm 55% happy with it.
MY teeth are garbage though
and wish my stomach was flatter.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23859444 - 11/23/16 03:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
I've actually never broken a single bone in my body

*Knocks on wood*




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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: SunnyD]
    #23859485 - 11/23/16 04:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My testicles are filling up with water which makes them huge. This is quite annoying and i hope to have it fixed soon. Other than that im fine


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin] * 1
    #23859756 - 11/23/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm glad everyone is as fucked up as me :cheers:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 4
    #23859800 - 11/23/16 08:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
my body is totally pure.




:pope:

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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23859803 - 11/23/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Is his name Assless Richard?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: TopPmz] * 2
    #23859832 - 11/23/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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TopPmz said:

Partially deaf in right ear (got hit by lightning through the phone)





:philososloth:


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InvisibleGrateful Dead
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23860022 - 11/23/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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howsyournaggerdoin said:
My testicles are filling up with water which makes them huge. This is quite annoying and i hope to have it fixed soon. Other than that im fine




That doesn't sound too bad, is it painful?

Do the ladies like it?


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #23860130 - 11/23/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Those of you who are exaggerating are speaking sickness over yourselves. you have to say the opposite 3 times to cancel it out. Post now and speak life!


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Invisiblehowsyournaggerdoin
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #23860148 - 11/23/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yea its painful. Sex or masturbation are impossible. Even walking is kind of hard.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23860161 - 11/23/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:cheersyoufuck:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23860174 - 11/23/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mt cleverest said:
Those of you who are exaggerating are speaking sickness over yourselves. you have to say the opposite 3 times to cancel it out. Post now and speak life!




Who's exaggerating tho? if anything I think people have tried hard not to.

And it's good to vent out sometimes. The assumptions of exaggeration is why we rarely talk about pain and discomfort as a culture.


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23860176 - 11/23/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

my dick is pretty trashed from all the level 124 bitches I slay3d in college
:mjk:


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Invisiblemt cleverest
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23860210 - 11/23/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

hmm good point. I have bad posture, with my right shoulder being particularly disproportional after a dislocation that didn't heal right. also my anterior pelvic tilt and severe anxiety has given me a hypertonic pelvic floor that refuses to relax which has caused permanent premature ejaculation. My lower back hurts all the time, and just recently my hip sockets have started popping when I walk, I think because of all the body tightness. :frown:


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 2
    #23860214 - 11/23/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
Is his name Assless Richard?







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