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TopPmz
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Registered: 01/13/13
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23859245 - 11/23/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Back's trash Left shoulder dislocates randomly; luckily it goes back easily Hands are trash (broke all my fingers and knuckles a bunch; have arthritis in my hands) Teeth are trash Left knee is trash, right knee is kinda trashy Astigmatism in left eye; lost my glasses 2 yrs ago, never got new ones Partially deaf in right ear (got hit by lightning through the phone) Ribcage is slightly misshapen from an injury involving bicycle handlebars
Internally/mentally, who knows... I never go to the doctor. Several terrible things run in my family, so I'm sure I have plenty of shit to look forward to. Plus, I smoke, and I eat like shit, so I'm not doing much to prevent the terrible possibilities.
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: TopPmz]
#23859316 - 11/23/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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jeez man
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rackem



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23859329 - 11/23/16 02:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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back is fucked. ribs are fucked. knees are fucked. ankle is fucked. wrist is fucked. feet are fucked.
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Great Scott
Trigger Lover


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23859338 - 11/23/16 02:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You suck, Sheekle.
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Konichiwaffle
For profit


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23859357 - 11/23/16 02:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have chronic back and neck pains and I haven't seen a dentist since 1965
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Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
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Testosterone trashed it pretty bad, but its curable. I'm 55% happy with it. MY teeth are garbage though and wish my stomach was flatter.
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SunnyD
WiZarD oF LoVe



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23859444 - 11/23/16 03:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
OhMrJohnson said: I've actually never broken a single bone in my body
*Knocks on wood*
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howsyournaggerdoin
Happy


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: SunnyD]
#23859485 - 11/23/16 04:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My testicles are filling up with water which makes them huge. This is quite annoying and i hope to have it fixed soon. Other than that im fine
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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I'm glad everyone is as fucked up as me
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Repertoire89
Cat



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Quote:
sanchothestoner said: my body is totally pure.

He hath no butthole
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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Is his name Assless Richard?
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Repertoire89
Cat



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: TopPmz] 2
#23859832 - 11/23/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
TopPmz said:
Partially deaf in right ear (got hit by lightning through the phone)
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Grateful Dead
A Growing Ambivalence



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howsyournaggerdoin said: My testicles are filling up with water which makes them huge. This is quite annoying and i hope to have it fixed soon. Other than that im fine
That doesn't sound too bad, is it painful?
Do the ladies like it?
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mt cleverest
clevendafodil

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Those of you who are exaggerating are speaking sickness over yourselves. you have to say the opposite 3 times to cancel it out. Post now and speak life!
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howsyournaggerdoin
Happy


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Yea its painful. Sex or masturbation are impossible. Even walking is kind of hard.
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Grateful Dead
A Growing Ambivalence



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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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mt cleverest said: Those of you who are exaggerating are speaking sickness over yourselves. you have to say the opposite 3 times to cancel it out. Post now and speak life!
Who's exaggerating tho? if anything I think people have tried hard not to.
And it's good to vent out sometimes. The assumptions of exaggeration is why we rarely talk about pain and discomfort as a culture.
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23860176 - 11/23/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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my dick is pretty trashed from all the level 124 bitches I slay3d in college
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mt cleverest
clevendafodil

Registered: 08/19/12
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hmm good point. I have bad posture, with my right shoulder being particularly disproportional after a dislocation that didn't heal right. also my anterior pelvic tilt and severe anxiety has given me a hypertonic pelvic floor that refuses to relax which has caused permanent premature ejaculation. My lower back hurts all the time, and just recently my hip sockets have started popping when I walk, I think because of all the body tightness.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Quote:
CookieCrumbs said: Is his name Assless Richard?
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