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Morel Guy
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: dodgem] 1
#23858169 - 11/22/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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dodgem said: Overall pretty decent. One of my shoulders is a bit finicky at times which I attribute to swimming competitively up until 21. And recently I tweaked my hamstring trying to kick the shit out of a soccer ball before any sort of warm up. I have been trying to stretch and roll it out with a tennis ball lately and I am starting to notice it less and less.
I was a swimmer. Never broke 50s for 100 free.
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dodgem
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Morel Guy]
#23858175 - 11/22/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My goal in college was to break :50 in the 100 back or 1:50 in the 200 back. 50.4 in the 100 and 1:50.3 in the 200.
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L_iggins
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23858180 - 11/22/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Only ever had to get 8 stitches to put my knee back together still walk a little wonky
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: L_iggins]
#23858285 - 11/22/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm 22 and technically have COPD ,undiagnosable stomach problems, distentigrating L3, occipital neuralgia,bad anxiety disorder,depression,insomnia. I drowned in a level 5 whitewater rapid and injured my spine and knees. I have a loss of curvature in my spine and most recently was in a car accident and have muscles constricting around my spine.
Also a poly-drug addict
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Edited by Seriously_trippin (11/22/16 06:40 PM)
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: mycoprog]
#23858289 - 11/22/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not at all. I'm in the best shape of my life. My knees make some creeking noises though and I'm sure I've got a spinal disc that isn't quite right.
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kakashi68
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I have a metal rod in tibia from motorcycle accident.
Otherwise im physically fine except that all the opiates have turned my "baby face" into me looking old for my age.
My mental health. Thats fubar
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23858325 - 11/22/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm totally mentally ill, but my body is in good shape.
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ohcrapitsnico
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Grateful Dead said: my body is in good shape.
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BANANA.MAN
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My sinuses are fucked. I used to sometimes snort picie sticks with my friends when i was younger. I bet thats related.
Other than that Im holding up pretty well but one side of my rib cage is deformed as fuck. It grosses people out. It sucks because im muscular especially in my upper body. I have broad shoulders and stuff but i have a fuckin bump in my chest that just ruins it all. I need stronger core muscles and some more fat to cover it up. Ill mever totally cover it up though.
But thats just an asthaetic issue so im not doing too bad. Getting over a bruised rib ths led to back problems but looks like im going to make a full recovery from that.
Edited by BANANA.MAN (11/22/16 07:26 PM)
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koods
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#23858492 - 11/22/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I made regular visits to the ER. In addition to the scrotal puncture, I took a flying leap into the solid wood frame of my bed when I tried to leap of my Lego city I had built on the floor.
I also accidentally detonated a time bomb I made from black power packed into rolled cardboard. That blasted the top layer of skin off my right arm.
I fell out of a tree and landed head first on a brick. That one wasn't very bad but it bled like a motherfucker.
I got my sweatshirt snagged in th front wheel of my bike as I was flying down a hill with my friend on the back of the bike. We flipped head first over the front wheel. I smeared my forearms along the pavement for 20 feet and he got flung into a bush.
I dislocated my finger playing basketball. It ended up bent sideways at a 90° angle and had to be reset under anesthesia.
I dislocated my shoulder playing hockey but it popped back in spontaneously.
I had a metal lab spatula impaled an inch under my kneecap. That I just pulled out and put a band aide on it.
I got hit in the forehead with a golf club when I stood too close to my friend as he teed off. That required a bunch of stitches.
I got hit in the face with a baseball bat when I was playing catcher when the batters grip slipped on his backswing.
I know I'm forgetting something
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: koods]
#23858503 - 11/22/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just had a message from a mate who shot a 3 Inch nail with wax through the shaft of his penis narrowly missing the urethra. Serendipity much.
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koods
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja]
#23858509 - 11/22/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't get it. Was that an accident? With wax?
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L_iggins
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja]
#23858518 - 11/22/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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pineninja
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: koods]
#23858519 - 11/22/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Looked away at something putting up a timber roof, accidently knocked his nail gun which has the safety taped back (pasload) doesn't wear jocks just shorts, and the nails are coated with red wax that melts due to friction which helps set the nails in place.
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dodgem
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja] 1
#23858576 - 11/22/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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pineninja said: Looked away at something putting up a timber roof, accidently knocked his nail gun which has the safety taped back (pasload) doesn't wear jocks just shorts, and the nails are coated with red wax that melts due to friction which helps set the nails in place.
Just your standard "nail in penis" encounter.
No need to gawk folks, move along.
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja]
#23858580 - 11/22/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've only hairline fractured my wrist. It was painful, but definitely the least of my worries.
My stomach/digestive tract has a fucking mind of its own, probably from what I've done to it over the years. Undereating for years, smoking on an empty stomach (A LOT, both weed and cigarettes), not going to the doctor for digestive problems when I should have, etc. I regret it so much, because now, when my stomach wants to ruin my life, it TOTALLY can. I just got over a week and a half long stomach episode.
PSA to everyone: DO NOT EVER ABUSE YOUR STOMACH IN ANY WAY!
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lavod
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My joints and bones and outer body and shit are fine, it's the insides that are fucked. I just spit into the sink. It's pink, as it is half the time, because my esophagus is fucked and bleeds occasionally. Stomach pains sometimes. I have high cholesterol too but i'm pretty healthy for an alcoholic. I have binge episodes every few months where i end up in the hospital, but i'm pretty okay now. I've some more years to live.
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kakashi68
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja] 1
#23858615 - 11/22/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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pineninja said: Looked away at something putting up a timber roof, accidently knocked his nail gun which has the safety taped back (pasload) doesn't wear jocks just shorts, and the nails are coated with red wax that melts due to friction which helps set the nails in place.
I swear australia has more nailgun incidents that anyone else. Because no one hear can be fucked using the safety ahahh
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: kakashi68]
#23858647 - 11/22/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like to think my body isn't trashed yet, but I often have poopoo spine with soreness most days, and certain spots below my waist will go numb if I sit in certain positions for too long. Fucking snowboarding accident from 10 years ago still fucking up my days.
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