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Sheekle
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How trashed is your body?
#23857743 - 11/22/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My shoulders are wrecked. When I was younger like in Elementary School I used to be able to painlessly pop them out of socket, and would do so numerous times a day, over a long period of time. My parents would tell me not to do it and that my shoulders will get messed up because of it.
Sure enough, here we are 10-15 years later and they're trash. I fucked my right shoulder up at the beginning of the Summer by bringing a trampoline up a mountain and my left shoulder I fucked up the other week by repeatedly body-slamming my moon matt on my left side.
How trashed is your body?
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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23857753 - 11/22/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've actually never broken a single bone in my body
*Knocks on wood*
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Morel Guy
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23857772 - 11/22/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Never broke a bone, even when I fell flat on my face on cement.
My body is ok. Went from 260's lbs to 170's/180 a while back. Had back and feet issues from being heavy. Still had a foot/ankle problem till my dog twisted me around and something popped in place. Hurt it hiking 6 years ago.
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Morel Guy] 1
#23857818 - 11/22/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My shit is pretty fucked up dude.
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pineninja
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Registered: 08/17/14
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Loc: South
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Both knees and shoulders fully recon, i have broken legs, heelbone, arm, collarbone, nose, cheek, fingers, toes and knuckles . I got gout by my late 20s and now am getting roids I'm my early 30s. All self inflicted so I cant complain really.
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Repertoire89
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23857868 - 11/22/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Minor injuries in the arches of both feet, the tendons in my arms usually burn, almost blind in one eye, digestive trouble, pulmonary disease...
Think thats it, worse than id like but not so bad.
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King Klick
That Guy Everyone Knows



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: pineninja]
#23857869 - 11/22/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My body is mostly fine. Other than the tar in the my throat, but that's an upgrade imo. I get to spit out cool brown shit. Oh and I have a crack going half the circumference of my skull. I got another ten good years left in me.
It's my mind that's fucked.
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psi
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23857876 - 11/22/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My hands are a bit messed up from repetitive strain type stuff and my fitness level isn't great these days. My hearing has definitely degraded over time and my vision has always been bad without glasses. Mostly what I consider pretty minor stuff.
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MkUltra117
The Man with The Plan



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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: King Klick]
#23857879 - 11/22/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am a well oiled machine. Although my knees sometimes bother me after a day at the motocross track
Oh and my left ear constantly rings from shooting firearms with no ear protection.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle]
#23857891 - 11/22/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My back is fucked, been dealing with pain and mobility issues on and off since I was 12. It's pretty bad now.
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Soluminia
The mind is god



Registered: 03/18/11
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My back is fucked. As a kid we had this game we played on the trampoline where the purpose was to jump and push other people off. The amount of 10ft+ falls from that along with 12 years of sports leaves in varying degress of pain 24/7
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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totally shot
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Ezuma
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23857911 - 11/22/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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not very, never broke a bone, never had a major illness, never been overweight or nothin'. I think karma is saving up for a really bad comeuppance one of these days
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Repertoire89
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: Soluminia]
#23857996 - 11/22/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Soluminia said: My back is fucked. As a kid we had this game we played on the trampoline where the purpose was to jump and push other people off. The amount of 10ft+ falls from that along with 12 years of sports leaves in varying degress of pain 24/7
Damn, that game sounds dank.
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ChemicalSpark


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Edited by ChemicalSpark (03/23/20 09:09 PM)
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mycoprog
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I get a knee pain from time to time from kicking so much ass.
waiting on pris to post. I know that bag of dust has GOT to be ate up with osteoarthritis and carpal tunnel.
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Edited by mycoprog (11/22/16 05:29 PM)
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dixienormous


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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: mycoprog]
#23858115 - 11/22/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've broken a few bones before but at the current moment I'm having issues with the joint in my left elbow.
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Cowb0yNeal00


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Quote:
CHeifM4sterDiezL said: totally shot
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DTCharlieB
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My back has been screwy since I was a kid. Hurt it real bad about 10 years ago lifting 100 plus pound boulder while building a retaining wall. I bent down to pick it up and as I was lifting it I felt a muscle or something in my back just start to stretch I dropped it and that was it. I think if I would have kept lifting that muscle or whatever would have snapped. Very odd feeling, Couldn't move for weeks, could barely walk. Then hurt it again a few years ago not really doing anything just slept on it wrong I guess. That one put me down for about 3 months. Doctor said it was sciatica and I'd have it forever and if I kept working as a roofer it would really mess it up bad. But I kept working and hauling shingles and I think it made my back stronger then ever (knock on wood).
Had one broken bone, my pinky finger. I guess I punched something or maybe someone when I was blacked out drunk when I was in college. What a bad ass right? Anyways i woke up and it was all crooked and bent. I never went to the doctor and just let it heal on its own. It hurt a little for a month or so then felt better except now it's just really crooked.
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dodgem
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Re: How trashed is your body? [Re: DTCharlieB]
#23858155 - 11/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Overall pretty decent. One of my shoulders is a bit finicky at times which I attribute to swimming competitively up until 21. And recently I tweaked my hamstring trying to kick the shit out of a soccer ball before any sort of warm up. I have been trying to stretch and roll it out with a tennis ball lately and I am starting to notice it less and less.
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