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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23943510 - 12/20/16 01:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Kush_Zombie said:
If I post a video of my dick, will someone gif it for me with a Santa hat?



Sure why not


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Greg] * 2
    #23943534 - 12/20/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Greg] * 1
    #23943541 - 12/20/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'll send it to my family as a Christmas postcard


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Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23943622 - 12/20/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
I would say just make the back transparent because then it will match everyone's skin.  Don't be racist it's christmas.

Looks easy but I have to go to work.  I'm sure someone will come through or I'll put my cock to it tonight.



ok gimme a minit, buncha lazy fucks we got here


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23943635 - 12/20/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23944899 - 12/20/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23945596 - 12/21/16 09:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

As if the thread didnt have enough cocks


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23945647 - 12/21/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)



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"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for"  - Georgia O'Keefe

I think the word is vagina


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: nuentoter]
    #23945665 - 12/21/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

"You think youre the first guy to have his cock bit by a snake?
Can happen to anybody"
:wayshegoes:


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23945674 - 12/21/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Are you saying your a snake?

Pervy..


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"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for"  - Georgia O'Keefe

I think the word is vagina


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23945682 - 12/21/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

hurry, suck the poison out!


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23945686 - 12/21/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

"Youre gonna wanna suck the poison out right away"


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23946367 - 12/21/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Two guys are on a hike when one of them gets bitten in the ass by a rattlesnake. Second guy calls 911, and they tell him to suck the poison out. First guy asks "what did they say?" second guy says "you're gonna die."


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23947776 - 12/21/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Kush_Zombie said:
I'll send it to my family as a Christmas postcard





My dad one time sent his gross toenail that fell off to his sister in the mail.  I don't know if it was for Christmas or not.


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23951366 - 12/23/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

me plzs??


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #23953213 - 12/24/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

anyone's wanna do Jonesy for lolz?



just the middle one will be fine


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 5
    #23953731 - 12/24/16 09:28 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
anyone's wanna do Jonesy for lolz?



just the middle one will be fine





Y'all need to appreciate the fact that I just put a santa hat through deepdream :lol: :


Edited by Greg (12/24/16 09:34 AM)


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Greg]
    #23953906 - 12/24/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

beastly! thx m8


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23954902 - 12/24/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

No Santa hat for me huh?

Bah Humbug


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Re: Don yer fucking santa hats motherfuckers, if ye dont have one ask [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #23954911 - 12/24/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Don't feel bad, I still haven't gotten my floppy cock before my period started.


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The geometry of us is no chance. We are antennae, we are tuning forks, we are receiver and transmitters of all energy. We are more than we know.  - @entheolove

"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for"  - Georgia O'Keefe

I think the word is vagina


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