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starfire_xes
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Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd
#23854927 - 11/21/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is not political--it is an experiment in sociology and psychology.
Here is how it works: When posting, no reference to gender is allowed. Do not use personal pronouns. He,she, him, or her would be 'it'; reference to self should be 'we'
a sexual act should be softened; for example "fuck" becomes 'procreate'
a person of color is either 'heavily pigmentef' pigmented, or 'unpigmented'
since many references might be made to others, please create your own 'language softeners' to prevent butthurt--I mean rectal discomfort, sorry.
Let the experiment begin....
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: starfire_xes]
#23854932 - 11/21/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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bruh
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TNK
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23854950 - 11/21/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Duh Fuck is this shit
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starfire_xes
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: TNK]
#23854962 - 11/21/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said: Duh Fuck is this shit
duh it is a heavily pigmented anal opening--procreate this fecal material and procreate it.
Edited by starfire_xes (11/21/16 04:58 PM)
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: starfire_xes]
#23855009 - 11/21/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Softer you say? So I can say pillow fuck?
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23855052 - 11/21/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No, so it can say pillow fuck. Read damn us. We think it's dumb, but it's okay.
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: PatrickKn]
#23855058 - 11/21/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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starfire_xes
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: Konyap]
#23855076 - 11/21/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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procreate the collective it. it is all a collective heavily pigmented anal orfices.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: starfire_xes]
#23855083 - 11/21/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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YOU think I'm "sick"?! Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze outs, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, in pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem like a NAZI???!!
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: akira_akuma]
#23855116 - 11/21/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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use 'we' NOT 'I' heavily pigmented being.
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: starfire_xes]
#23855503 - 11/21/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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mind fucko'd need to get back to georgy town get me a pack a ciggerettes and white cancer
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: starfire_xes]
#23855557 - 11/21/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can we use the term "one" as in, "One must conclude..." or "If one were predisposed to..."
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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: starfire_xes]
#23855598 - 11/21/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
starfire_xes said: a sexual act should be softened; for example "fuck" becomes 'procreate'
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Konyap

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Re: Starfire's Thread of the Chronically Absurd [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23855698 - 11/21/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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