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TNK
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MDC 1
#23854666 - 11/21/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Blah blah blah Acid. Blah blah blah, grateful dead. Blah blah blah hetti af.
How is everyone? I'm bored, my roommate is celebrating thanksgiving today and has a bunch of her sloot friends over. Sloots.
This girl was telling me ciggertes will kill me and I told her that's the plan, least I have a plan rite? Smh. Quit telling me how to live my life.
I went and bought some of those energy drink kratom shots. Feeling kinda good, they usually sell 20 grams for 10$ but now it's 10$ for 10 grams. Scam artists. Smh.
One of these girls here is the chick that got super drunk and crawled into my bed on her 18th birthday.
I didn't introduce myself when they all showed up so now it's super awkward to do it now, so I'm just chilling on the couch. Wishing I had dr00gs.
Such is life.
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK] 1
#23854692 - 11/21/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tell them the plan is to have Thanksgiving on Thursday like normal people, then tell them the plan is for them to introduce they 'ginas to yo dong YOMP!!!
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK] 1
#23854696 - 11/21/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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hey natty light
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TNK
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Hey Neal.
@okatree
Pussy is for fags.
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK]
#23854716 - 11/21/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Then I'm hella faggin'.
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These hoes just be mad because I won t Fuck them.
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK]
#23854721 - 11/21/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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larry.fisherman
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK]
#23854723 - 11/21/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should call up some hot gay dudes they'd wanna fuck and then just go lay into each other in the other room. Their jealousy will know no bounds.
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I should've asked them for heroin.
@xlcaps
Word, that's a good plan. Plan B was get shitty drunk and pass out face first into the glass coffee table.
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK]
#23854733 - 11/21/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude this hoe is asking to be slapped. I ain't even know her name why she beefing with me.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK]
#23854738 - 11/21/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you pass out then the bitches will be taking advantage of you. They'll be rubbing their filthy pussies all over you. Terrible.
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK]
#23854742 - 11/21/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude, slap that, then hit that.
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Wait till she's sitting down, then sneak up from behind and give her the Roman Helmet.
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How dare they! They're gonna rape me!
Rape! Rape! The patriarchy is after me.
These are some good ideas, I wonder how my cousin would feel if I just started slapping her friends.
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK]
#23854775 - 11/21/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should stroke one of their egos and make one of them think that they might ungay you for a night, and THEN pass out drunk.
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Well I'm down with fucking bitches, but I don't Fuck basic white bitches.
I'd Fuck her sister or mom tho, hell I'd fucker her grandma if I knew she'd walk in.
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Quote:
XLCaps said: You should stroke one of their egos and make one of them think that they might ungay you for a night, and THEN pass out drunk.
Lol one of these girls crawled into my bed trying to Fuck me and I kicked her out and told her to drink water.
She got super butthurt and hasn't been around until today.
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK]
#23854802 - 11/21/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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So you're just kinky eh? Or you are bored and looking to see how others will respond to this post. I am also bored, so I'll help you think of ways to get inside every one of them tonight.
Ask if anyone wants to play a game of Hot Sausage. It's like Hot Potato. Fill your sausage to the max with blood flow, then have them pass it around, handing it off to the next gurl every 15 seconds. Whoever is holding the sausage when it shoots gravy is the winner.
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK]
#23854806 - 11/21/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sure you might find some slutty grandma backpage if you're really hard up for wrinkly pussy.
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TheNatureKid said:
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XLCaps said: You should stroke one of their egos and make one of them think that they might ungay you for a night, and THEN pass out drunk.
Lol one of these girls crawled into my bed trying to Fuck me and I kicked her out and told her to drink water.
She got super butthurt and hasn't been around until today.
Target acquired. Engage.
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Play a game of Where's Waldo. Cut Waldo out of a Where's Waldo book and put the cut out picture of Waldo in your pants. When they give up and say "we've looked everywhere", tell them there's one place they haven't looked..........
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Naw I'm not into the wrinkle but I'd be down to Fuck her grandma to wipe this stupid look off of her face.
Maybe I'm just a hater but it feels so good to be a hater .
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Draw a 100 dollar bill on your man meat. Women love to blow money.
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TNK
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Hot Damn, 10,001 post.
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Re: MDC [Re: TNK] 1
#23854827 - 11/21/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Naw I'm not into the wrinkle but I'd be down to Fuck her grandma to wipe this stupid look off of her face.
Maybe I'm just a hater but it feels so good to be a hater .
this is your 10,000 post.
Congrats, you've cum far.
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Quality over quantity.
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Congrats on 10,000. One more and I'll be at 50 and can rate folks. I've had several very helpful encounters from members so far and I'd like to give them 5 shrooms.
Offer to give out free breast exams. If they say no, offer to give out mandatory breast exams.
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