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Asante
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All this talk of Cucks made me devise a poll.
#23853736 - 11/21/16 09:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You and your girlfriend have got it going on, you love each other lots and lots.
Oh my God! She gets pregnant! A big pill to swallow, this was NOT planned, but you love each other so much that hell yes, you're going for it. That baby will be born!
You sacrifice yuour mancave and paint it in pastel colors and put all that wonderful baby stuff in.
Its a boy says the echo so, the pink room gets painted sky blue, the hello kitty becomes pokemons, hell yes you can deal with that!
Then! The great day.
She pushes, pushes, pushes..
You both breathe through it..
And out comes this beautiful baby boy..
Who has completely different racial/ethnic looks than you or your girlfriend. 

She confesses. The mailman.
NOW WHAT?
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Asante]
#23853737 - 11/21/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll walk out. A betrayal like this, we can't come back from that.
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Asante] 1
#23853740 - 11/21/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Walking out, but making sure the real daddy's on the hook for the bill. Gonna cost that fucker some $$$. Luckily mom's at the hospital and I got time to go clean out the house and take EVERYTHING.
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Turtletotem]
#23853744 - 11/21/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm so out you have no idea.
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Patlal] 2
#23853749 - 11/21/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was the guy who knocked your baby moma up, now what?
I aint paying shit and Im going on vacation
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Asante] 2
#23853753 - 11/21/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: You and your girlfriend have got it going on, you love each other lots and lots.
Who has completely different racial/ethnic looks than you or your girlfriend. 
She confesses. The mailman.
NOW WHAT?
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how can she claim she loves me if she's fucking the mail man and the milk man and the plumber and the cable guy and the telephone repair man and the meter reader and any of a hundred other guys
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23853755 - 11/21/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Asante said: You and your girlfriend have got it going on, you love each other lots and lots.
Who has completely different racial/ethnic looks than you or your girlfriend. 
She confesses. The mailman.
NOW WHAT?
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how can she claim she loves me if she's fucking the mail man and the milk man and the plumber and the cable guy and the telephone repair man and the meter reader and any of a hundred other guys
The voice of experience. Story of your life?
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Patlal]
#23853757 - 11/21/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Prisoner#1
You can love someone and still, you know, have a lapse in judgement. That's the real world.
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: abltsandwich] 2
#23853759 - 11/21/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said:
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Prisoner#1 said: how can she claim she loves me if she's fucking the mail man and the milk man and the plumber and the cable guy and the telephone repair man and the meter reader and any of a hundred other guys
Story of your life?
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Asante] 4
#23853763 - 11/21/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: Re: Prisoner#1
You can love someone and still, you know, have a lapse in judgement. That's the real world.
um no. you can claim you love them and fuck around but you dont love them if you do so
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23853769 - 11/21/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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A person can get so horny that they have a lapse in judgement. That indeed usually indicates relationship troubles but it can happen.
Also, not everybody is strictly monogamously inclined.
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Asante] 1
#23853784 - 11/21/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would not be surprised if all of the following happened:
1. Guy realizes its not his kid. Bolts out 2. She gets half the shit in the divorce 3. She gets full custody 4. The mailman is absolved of any responsibility 5. You are deemed the father 6. You half to pay child support 7. She tangles you up on the appeal 8. She won't let you move on 9. The cout sides with her 100% 10. You lose what left of your dignity on top of paying for a kid that isn't yours
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Patlal]
#23853871 - 11/21/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would find out who then go from there.
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Patlal] 2
#23854310 - 11/21/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I would not be surprised if all of the following happened:
1. Guy realizes its not his kid. Bolts out 2. She gets half the shit in the divorce 3. She gets full custody 4. The mailman is absolved of any responsibility 5. You are deemed the father 6. You half to pay child support 7. She tangles you up on the appeal 8. She won't let you move on 9. The cout sides with her 100% 10. You lose what left of your dignity on top of paying for a kid that isn't yours
If you're not the parent and the mother is claiming that you are, you have a legal right to a paternity test.
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made me devise a poll. [Re: Asante]
#23854335 - 11/21/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd want revenge on the mailman. Never talk to the bitch again. Obviously. Anything less is pretty weak imo
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Asante] 2
#23854340 - 11/21/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: A person can get so horny that they have a lapse in judgement. That indeed usually indicates relationship troubles but it can happen.
Also, not everybody is strictly monogamously inclined.
and such people are unfit to carry my child, they need to find their place at the truck-stop where they belong and not play house
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Ezuma] 4
#23854428 - 11/21/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kill 'em both?
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23854449 - 11/21/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Asante said: Re: Prisoner#1
You can love someone and still, you know, have a lapse in judgement. That's the real world.
um no. you can claim you love them and fuck around but you dont love them if you do so
Agree 100% Been there and done it, I almost shot my daughters mom and my buddy when I caught them fucking in my bed with my daughter napping in the next room. The siggy wasn't loaded lol Dick
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Patlal said: I would not be surprised if all of the following happened:
1. Guy realizes its not his kid. Bolts out 2. She gets half the shit in the divorce 3. She gets full custody 4. The mailman is absolved of any responsibility 5. You are deemed the father 6. You half to pay child support 7. She tangles you up on the appeal 8. She won't let you move on 9. The cout sides with her 100% 10. You lose what left of your dignity on top of paying for a kid that isn't yours
You HAVE** to pay......
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#23854479 - 11/21/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's been a running joke for years I'm the mailmans kid. I'm the only one that has blue eyes. My parents and other 3 siblings all have brown eyes.
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Re: All this talk of Cucks made be devise a poll. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23854526 - 11/21/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Asante said: Re: Prisoner#1
You can love someone and still, you know, have a lapse in judgement. That's the real world.
um no. you can claim you love them and fuck around but you dont love them if you do so
Right.
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