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Internet dick measuring in the form of page views
#23853088 - 11/21/16 12:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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So i sorted my main threads by views and i was like "whoa". My top viewed thread had 19,000ish views. which sounded like a lot to me until i thought about it more, and i figured there are probably threads with hundreds of thousands of views.
anyways, 18,800 and something is my highest. what's yours?
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#23853100 - 11/21/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Tmethyl]
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Middleman]
#23853153 - 11/21/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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D&D play by post group talk of all things. thanks for getting me looking through my old threads, lotta good times.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23853177 - 11/21/16 01:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My top was "Can we have a funnies thread?" at 741K!: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13441655 (now locked)
Post your Dank was second at over 600K!
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa]
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#23853237 - 11/21/16 03:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Where is "main threads"? I'm either blind or stupid I can't seem to find a way to sort by threads that I have both created and by view.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Shroomslip]
#23853238 - 11/21/16 03:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh shit, i misread this thread 
Not sure how to do that either...
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#23853240 - 11/21/16 03:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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go to your profile then go to the bottom and you will see it
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Connoisseur] 1
#23853246 - 11/21/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Stupid it is then 
Politically incorrect "Can we has a funnies thread" at just under 6.5k. I had already guessed that was going to be it, too.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Connoisseur] 2
#23853258 - 11/21/16 03:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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i figured it out pre-reading your post.
My top thread was "DIY Nitrous Cracker" with 27K.
Im in the big legaues
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#23853435 - 11/21/16 07:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: flickedbic] 1
#23853585 - 11/21/16 08:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ModestMouse]
#23853824 - 11/21/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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damn ModestMouse, that isnt very modest of you. But i appreciate your brutal honesty.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23854010 - 11/21/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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this thread is like a "best of" compilation now. Hooray for unintended consequences!
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa] 3
#23854022 - 11/21/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: koods]
#23854077 - 11/21/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods! you never respond when i try to cajole you into posting in political discussion. I figured you were mad at me for not posting anymore shirtless pics in PoP.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa]
#23855136 - 11/21/16 06:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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hold up, this thread has 1200 views now
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23855186 - 11/21/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't make a whole lot of threads. And my top, at 3.2k or something, only got 7 replies because apparently noone else knows how to tell the difference between lymph nodes and tonsils either.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: CookieCrumbs] 2
#23855196 - 11/21/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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12,324. 602 replies
Quite a few in the 10000 plus range though.
251 threads created. Lots in the 5-10k range. Interesting I just read my first post the day after my first shroom trip. My first thread.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#23855212 - 11/21/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23855266 - 11/21/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa]
#23855576 - 11/21/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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impressive
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23855696 - 11/21/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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we need some more heavy hitters up in here.
does anyone have a thread with 1 million views or more?
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23855720 - 11/21/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: psi]
#23855730 - 11/21/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa]
#23856002 - 11/21/16 11:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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So now the real question, who has the biggest dick on the shroomery?
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Psilosopherr] 1
#23856007 - 11/21/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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someone from mush cult probably
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa]
#23858880 - 11/22/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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looks like Patlal is gonna claim the title with a mere 246k.
its a big e-peen, but i still feel like there are bigger ones out there.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa]
#23858889 - 11/22/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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what was the thread?
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Patlal]
#23858987 - 11/22/16 10:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19352973
246k
That crap doesn't count. Patlal made the pics of pubbers thread and never posted his pic.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#23859088 - 11/22/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: looks like Patlal is gonna claim the title with a mere 246k.
its a big e-peen, but i still feel like there are bigger ones out there.
Do not threaten my ego with this false claim. As I clearly stated, previously:
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Tmethyl]
#23859185 - 11/23/16 12:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I stand corrected. To be honest, that is one of the best made posts i've seen around here.
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: koods]
#23859814 - 11/23/16 08:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Patlal said: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19352973
246k
That crap doesn't count. Patlal made the pics of pubbers thread and never posted his pic.
Nothing seems to count for you lately...
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Re: I sorted my main threads by views [Re: Patlal]
#23861627 - 11/23/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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