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Offline1314697
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Anyone ever fuck a hooker?
    #23818426 - 11/10/16 06:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Because fuck it. Backpages or anything like that or just classic street corner.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: 1314697]
    #23818467 - 11/10/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

No, but I do still have some call girl cards I was givin when I was in Vegas, My ex GF just laughed but some where very attractive.

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: 1314697]
    #23818523 - 11/10/16 06:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, backpage girls like 5 or 6 times...  LOL.

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: mushiefeet] * 1
    #23818544 - 11/10/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

My town/most of Scotland is too small for "hookers" but some escorts exist that you can find online. I've done it a few times when I was younger and I done it several months ago when I was in late stage opiate withdrawal; not really capable of going to the pubs or socializing but I had to fuck something.
It was a disappointment, she was a 4/10 when her pictures were perhaps 6. She was friendly though but also too shy.

Sometimes I wish I lived in USA where I could go onto CL or the "backpage" for a cheap fuck but not really cause when I'm horny, I sometimes lose all sense of control and I'd look for unprotected ones. I'd have AIDS by the end of the week :chump:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: 1314697] * 2
    #23818547 - 11/10/16 07:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Donation is for time only.

Any actions happened during this time is between two very consenting adults.

Donations do not go to charities of any kind.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23818659 - 11/10/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Never and i repeat NEVER expect a backpage hooker to look the same in person but anyways ive fucked a couple hookers......Raw  :facepalm: Its one of those things i TRY to forget


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Gabe_18]
    #23818935 - 11/10/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Only got my dick sucked


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: 1314697]
    #23819131 - 11/10/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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1314697 said:
Because fuck it. Backpages or anything like that or just classic street corner.



I guess that depends how you define hooker. If you have three or four dates and buy her a nice dinner and have a little romance and nice music is that the same thing? I don't really see any moral difference if you're not married yet.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Ellis Dee] * 1
    #23819230 - 11/10/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Fucked twice in Amsterdam, once @ 16, once @ 22, and got a blowjob here @ 31.

I would get a blowjob again if desperate enough, but I would never fuck a hooker again. There's something very, very wrong when sex becomes a business transaction.

It's about as far from the point of the act as you can get. A really bad experience IMO. I'd much rather just jack off.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23819786 - 11/10/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

nah man... I dunno I recently fucked this girl (legal brothel) And she was a fucking solid 9. There is no fucking way I would ever get a girl that hot in real life.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: kakashi68]
    #23819832 - 11/10/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

yeah they smell bad and everyone calls you a faggot if they "catch" you

I'm sure escorts going to random strangers houses aren't a problem that springs up tho

Edited by Konyap (11/10/16 01:30 PM)

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23819842 - 11/10/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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There's something very, very wrong when sex becomes a business transaction.





the only reason it's illegal is because of cheating husbando's and possessive adults

If hookers could run brothels and got tested it would be so much safer than it is
now you have one hooker in an area that fucks like five dudes a night

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Konyap]
    #23851894 - 11/20/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I gave in and just finished fucking a escort. I was out Saturday at clubs (first time in years), flirting and teasing with an 7.5/10 and she was a dirty bitch.
I don't know what happened but I somehow forgot to ask her to come back to mine (even though I was teasing her with stuff like "Oh, you've got no where to stay? Shame, it's cold out and I know a guy whos got a double bed", etc) I also do not have a working phone so I could not go "Give me your number and I'll call you after the club and we'll fuck all night")
I had drank too much, also :drinkingproblem:  :justno: 


So, I was extra horny and hungover (hadn't cummed in 12 days, also with regret the night before) so decided to get an escort. It was pretty damn good this time though, not belittling. She was very pretty and enthusiast, dripping wet, sucked like a vacuum cleaner, eventually came inside her and her mouth for second time.
.... guess I better head to STI client just incase :hahthatsrich:

No more escorts though... next time I'll pull a women from the club :highfive:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: daz01] * 4
    #23851946 - 11/20/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Stand up comedy is like fucking a hooker.

On a bad night you just hold something phallic in your hand regretting every thing you say.

On a good night.

You kill it.

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: vandago]
    #23852032 - 11/20/16 04:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

#Hookerslivesmatter

I look at the amateur ones, with little feedback. Though they are selling their bodies, they are insecure and I like to think they too are lonely and selling themselves is an easy way for them to get approached by guys with little drama.... with cash :hahthatsrich:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: daz01] * 1
    #23852037 - 11/20/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You know what the difference between a hooker and a 40 of king cobra is? I can pound a hooker and smash it on the floor and still feel good about myself when I'm done.

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: vandago]
    #23852062 - 11/20/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:lookslucrative:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: daz01]
    #23867857 - 11/26/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Lowkey i have but i never paid and never will. Paying for pussy is just sad.

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? *DELETED* [Re: Emacity] * 1
    #23867860 - 11/26/16 04:00 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Emacity] * 2
    #23867865 - 11/26/16 04:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Backpage and street hooker and i was a youngster too lmao, first time some girl about my age was at a bus stop saying she needs $50 and shit, so i fucked her and told her to wait there for me to get the money and just dipped, second time was a site like backpage and the bitch looked nothing like the pic. Fucked her walked back to my neighborhood with her saying i need to go home and get the money and told her to wait outside cuz i had to go round the back of the house to get it (my house was behind the house i showed her) and i just walked through my neighbors yard into my house and left her waiting haha. I'd never fuck a hooker again though. You feel dirty after i can only imagine how dirty you would feel if you actually paid money out your pocket.



Wow you're a real scumbag


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