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#23851890 - 11/20/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can we stop beating around the bush with our petty elections. Google is obviously the Supreme leader of our future. I bet a lot of you gained your thoughts and ideas courtesy of Google. Google 2020.
I log into my Gmail at a library computer to send out resumes. Than it asks my phone if that is OK. The only thing they failed at is Google +. They have self driving cars that take pictures of your house. My friend mooned it. It was ever immortalized for 4 years. That was hilarious.
Do not fight the singular. Our thoughts are simply Just a Google. We bicker all the time. Everyone's concerned about everyone else I'd seriously be concerned about Google. That has a bigger gdp than small countries and knows Everything about you. Ya hippies put that in your peace pipe and smoke it.
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No thoughts. To afraid to agree. It's ok. We are all Google. There's no judgment here.
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I concur
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Nothing last forever especially in technology. Progress and dominance are cyclical and never have for any part of history remained with any particular company. People forget that of course when there is a prominent company on top. That being said, Google is an amazing company with lots of talent.
However, its thinking differently and having vision that shapes the future. Anybody can do this.
My thoughts.
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Re: Google [Re: zZZz]
#23852070 - 11/20/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I heard they were coming out with a new phone I was like fuck yea I'm getting one, but then I remembered about their privacy laws and the way they handle our information and I said FUCK THAT SHIT, might as well support the Nsa
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Re: Google [Re: zZZz] 1
#23852078 - 11/20/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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zZZz said: When I heard they were coming out with a new phone I was like fuck yea I'm getting one, but then I remembered about their privacy laws and the way they handle our information and I said FUCK THAT SHIT, might as well support the Nsa
Considering the android operating system was developed by Google in the first place, that leaves most phones worldwide within their domain whether they issued the hardware or not.
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Google is like the new brawndo, it's at the top of the food chain
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Re: Google [Re: phio]
#23852108 - 11/20/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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phio said: Nothing last forever especially in technology. Progress and dominance are cyclical and never have for any part of history remained with any particular company. People forget that of course when there is a prominent company on top. That being said, Google is an amazing company with lots of talent.
However, its thinking differently and having vision that shapes the future. Anybody can do this.
My thoughts.
Haha there is nothing close to Google. They monopolized the Internet. There are no other good search engines. Who do I turn to to Google good midget porn. They even created incognito mode. You can browse without it saving as I got caught as a kid. Google knows what we want and desire. Accept the singularity.
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Enjoywho said: Haha there is nothing close to Google. They monopolized the Internet. There are no other good search engines. Who do I turn to to Google good midget porn. They even created incognito mode. You can browse without it saving as I got caught as a kid. Google knows what we want and desire. Accept the singularity.
Who says it's Google whose going to usher it in? Indeed. Accept and embrace the singularity in all of its shining glory.
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Re: Google [Re: zZZz]
#23852142 - 11/20/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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zZZz said: When I heard they were coming out with a new phone I was like fuck yea I'm getting one, but then I remembered about their privacy laws and the way they handle our information and I said FUCK THAT SHIT, might as well support the Nsa
I buy Samsung. Android. You have to log into Google or create an account. That's my email. I accept the yes this is me that typed my email and password on my phone. And I have the same alert on my tablet. Google is us.
War isn't something that really bothers me as there will not be any. I'm sure drone pilots have to sign into there Gmail accounts. A Google is just a number followed by 1 and holy shit I just Googled the definition of a Google.
It said search engine on the next site it said something that is infinite. A Google when I was taught in dial up days was a 1 followed by a 100 zeros. Oh God were so fucked.
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You can't even Google the definition of a Google. My answer to everything is well just Google it. You win or I win. Google knows everything. There is no other search engine.
Just like they tried to take take over face with Google +and we gave a collective fact about it. But you have to have a Gmail to even view YouTube anymore. They've been trying for years.
I'm honestly acting dramatic to spur you people researching nonsense. This is true and happening.
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Google is them controlling us..
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Re: Google [Re: zZZz]
#23852289 - 11/20/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why the fuck can't I look up my youtube comments and how many +1s and replies I got. Are you trying to fuck with me google or just that fucking stupid that I used to be able to do that and now I can't seriously
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moonrockmushy said: Why the fuck can't I look up my youtube comments and how many +1s and replies I got. Are you trying to fuck with me google or just that fucking stupid that I used to be able to do that and now I can't seriously
It isn't me. Sign up for a Gmail account than you will be able to view your few likes. Well maybe your videos aren't really worth watching and there are tons of funny people that are watching things peopl actually enjoy.
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No I realize my videos are shit, who are we kidding, but my comments are pure gold and I want to know who I'm pissing off but apparently I have to log my own comments so I can remember to go back and check them because google is no longer willing to notify me when a comment gets a +1
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All bow to our lord and saviour Google Christ.
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We are google.
Actually, I foresee google in the future transcending into it's own self-aware entity, like Ultron and Jarvis. weird stuff.
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Google be with you.
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I just saw a commercial for a Google home. Sort of like a speaker that's always listening. And will answer questions for you if you ask.
Google be with you. Happy Thanksgiving. Google how do I cook a turkey?
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Google are small fries compared to the real OG's on the creative block man. And I am not going to even tell you who I'm thinking of. You'll have to guess.
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Re: Google [Re: g00ru]
#23863603 - 11/24/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I might have to ask jeeves who the real OGs were.
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Hobozen said: Google is not what it seems
https://wikileaks.org/google-is-not-what-it-seems/
They own 128 companies. And know everything you've ever looked up on the Internet. Unless your like one of those weirdos who use bing or something.
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PatrickKn said: I might have to ask jeeves who the real OGs were.
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Jeeves has unfortunately been sworn to secrecy, but you're welcome to try
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Re: Google [Re: g00ru]
#23863623 - 11/24/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jeeves has turned up dead. Something fishy is going on around here.
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If you were some CIA op or something, would you want to advertise yourself as such? No, you'd probably want to masquerade under the name of Google or something.
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Re: Google [Re: g00ru]
#23863638 - 11/24/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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They're are definitely a couple companies that own the world. Well if one of them buys Google were all fucked. They know everything. They've even mapped our houses. This is blasphemous talk though.
All hail are divine and ultimate lord Google. 
I'm just trying to get in good with the man upstairs. I am not significant enough to matter in much of anything.
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PatrickKn said: I might have to ask jeeves who the real OGs were.
Jeeves said it was this guy
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Hobozen said: If you were some CIA op or something, would you want to advertise yourself as such? No, you'd probably want to masquerade under the name of Google or something.
Still better than Juggalo Ryda:
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that's why he's not the real OG
juggalos are OGW
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