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what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with
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my vote goes to actual actuary man."your number is up villain."
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: psilly the kid]
#23848715 - 11/19/16 01:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Stephen Hawking.
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#23848717 - 11/19/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Powdered toast man.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23848721 - 11/19/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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pencil boy
a boy who goes around saving pencils from being lost and returning them to its rightful owner
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Crystal G]
#23848722 - 11/19/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I got your pencil......
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#23848739 - 11/19/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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psilly the kid . . .
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#23848745 - 11/19/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The ghost of Millard Fillmore, 13th president to the United States and weekend mystery solver.
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#23848763 - 11/19/16 02:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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yay I'm a duper hero mama look at me fly mama.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23848772 - 11/19/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Superman.
Any superhero that has super regenerative health is fucking retarded to me. It's like a guarantee you will never see them die, or even come out on bottom.
But superman is just the fucking lowest to me. Sure he's the original, i give him credit for that. But his movies are all fucking snoozefests, he's to good, and it's literally like watching a movie about people fighting a god.
I mean, for fucks sake, they had to make up a new fucking element just to add some conflict to his universe.
Wolverine is included too, though i do want to see logan to see hugh jackman finish this whole deal, i respect any actor that kills off their favorite role respectably. But I really fucking hate superman.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23848777 - 11/19/16 02:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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WKUK's whip boy is a pretty funny one. So many puns
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#23848778 - 11/19/16 02:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You like Batman, dont ya?
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23848803 - 11/19/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ugh fuckin superman he is just so clean cut that he rubs me the wrong way. almost every portrayal is one dimensional and lacking in true original concepts.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: psilly the kid]
#23848819 - 11/19/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: musiclover420]
#23848832 - 11/19/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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GG Allin
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#23848848 - 11/19/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Useless Thread Man Power: Makes useless threads on Shroomery
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Tmethyl]
#23848892 - 11/19/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tmethyl said: Useless Thread Man Power: Makes useless threads on Shroomery
So like over 50% of the pub?
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: vandago]
#23848905 - 11/19/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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now I'm checking to see if I posted this in advanced mycology....... nope. it's the pub this is where things like this happen I thought.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: psilly the kid]
#23848919 - 11/19/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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psilly the kid said: now I'm checking to see if I posted this in advanced mycology....... nope. it's the pub this is where things like this happen I thought.
You are very mistaken, only serious, well thought, meaningful, & intelligent posts belong in The Pub.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: psilly the kid]
#23848923 - 11/19/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Wangmuncher 9000! Also nicknamed the DERPinator 9000. Nothing can be said about this superhero, besides the fact that he is a Man with the ultimate power of eating hotdogs really fast. He has the ability to lower the I.Q of whoever he verses. His main armoury consists of but not limited to: Dank Memes, hotdog chains over his chest, Derp gun (looks like a nerf gun, but don't be fooled, it shoots hotdogs), a Baby diaper, A minature statue of shia labeouf for wisdom, A minature statue of a hillary clinton and donald trump hybrid, and so much more.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23848926 - 11/19/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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LuSiD enthusiast said: Superman.
Any superhero that has super regenerative health is fucking retarded to me. It's like a guarantee you will never see them die, or even come out on bottom.
But superman is just the fucking lowest to me. Sure he's the original, i give him credit for that. But his movies are all fucking snoozefests, he's to good, and it's literally like watching a movie about people fighting a god.
I mean, for fucks sake, they had to make up a new fucking element just to add some conflict to his universe.
Wolverine is included too, though i do want to see logan to see hugh jackman finish this whole deal, i respect any actor that kills off their favorite role respectably. But I really fucking hate superman.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Ezuma]
#23849629 - 11/19/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dr dshsb
Has superhuman strength, pretty much the same as superman, but he's dr dshsb.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: zZZz]
#23849726 - 11/19/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dave from up the street.
His superpower is trying to fix his broke down & rusted El Camino in jean shorts that are cut-off wayyy too short, a Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt with no sleeves, smoking "roll-your-owns" cigarettes, drinking Natty Ice and yelling at his wife. Some say the secret to his powers lies in his slightly balding mullet.
But he always pays off his debts. Unless your the government, then fuck you.
edit: Wait, I thought this said BEST/REALEST superhero. Ignore this post.
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#23849743 - 11/19/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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sounds super to me yeehaw
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#23849745 - 11/19/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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psilly the kid said: sounds super to me yeehaw
That's the secret. We're all superhero's. Big props to Dave. Pass me a beer.
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#23849866 - 11/19/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: You like Batman, dont ya?
I do like batman but i don't consider him a superhero
Also his movies have been run into the fucking ground. I liked bvs (i also kinda liked the superman in that) but I'm not to crazy about batman.
xmen take the cake by far (if they're considered superheroes) and were my favorite growing up and as a cartoon. As for the movies, i loved whatever the first 2 were from around '05. Anything after that they just ran into the ground.
I really don't understand the people who can watch and enjoy every superhero movie that comes out. Hell, they may as well just open a yearly membership at theaters solely for the marvel franchise.
(Marvel hate rant incoming)
How many movies does marvel plan for the universe? I wana say it's in the upper 20-low 30 range. If they didn't already have the calendar released i wouldn't be surprised if they were gonna average 2 movies a month and maybe an odd month twice a year with 3 or even 4 per year. It's fucking ridiculous. That doesn't include the fucking netflix series, and tv show spinoff's on top of all that. When they all release i plan on doing the math and figuring out what the totap runtime for the whole shitshow is, and i will not be surprised if it was over 2 months of shitty cookie cutter superhero shit.
And people enjoy this? They all say "No, i get what you mean, i started hating them a while too, but then [insert most recent release (which is statistically within the last 2 weeks of any conversation most likely) here]came out and they're doing it right now, they changed it so [insert whatever profound difference the dipshit talking to you thinks they see in each movie released] and now they're getting back to good quality from way back when".
It's all the SAME FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!! It's literally like when my mom was depressed and just sat there watching lifetime movies. They are all the same. Except this time it's whoring out your childhood cartoons and comics and shit and people somehow think they're worth watching!!!
I wouldn't be so pissed about it all if the studio's could release decent film alongside this, but every summer it's the exact same deal.
How long can people eat shit and smile without seeing the shit in their own teeth?
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: zZZz]
#23849898 - 11/19/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dr whodidit man
Has the power to walk into a crime scene or sumthing, or even if someone just farted, he has the power to go "who did it?..", and starts sniffing around like a dog n shit
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: zZZz]
#23849907 - 11/19/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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but whoever smelt it dealt it.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23850076 - 11/19/16 10:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's a stretch to argue that Batman isn't a superhero. That's being quite picky on the definition.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: PatrickKn]
#23850110 - 11/19/16 10:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr DEA.
He gets to steal tasty drugs and as much money as he can from the bad guys and can treat them like absolute shit with impunity, whilst all the time being a totally corrupt criminal who can get away with being as much of a bad guy as he likes.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23850345 - 11/20/16 02:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Opiate withdrawal Man!!
He has the amazing powers of.. Super runny nose, incredible projectile vomiting, shaking, curling in a ball, AND the ability to uncontrollabley spew explosive HOT liquid shit at those exact moments where you really really dont want explosive HOT liquid shit.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#23850355 - 11/20/16 02:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Alt Right Patriotic Cuck Man - who lets Trump fuck up his country while he whispers soft apologetic words of encouragement.
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#23850374 - 11/20/16 02:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck her right in the pussy man..
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#23850391 - 11/20/16 02:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Howard the duck
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#23850395 - 11/20/16 03:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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meathead
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#23850415 - 11/20/16 03:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No balls consumer faggot man.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: tomnl]
#23850499 - 11/20/16 05:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dunno aqua man is pretty gay.
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Bananaman was fucked up. Boo.
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#23850555 - 11/20/16 06:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I dunno aqua man is pretty gay.
South Park - All of Seaman
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The all powerful "genderbender" and it's sidekick "genderfier".
Genderbender has the ability to instantly become whatever gender identity it wants to. It still retains it's sex organs from birth (which is a penis) and doesn't change physically. All it does really is say "No, i transitioned into a female last night". These powers come in handy in any situation where it needs to use the opposit sexes bathroom, or take up the opposite genders side in an argument etc.
Genderfier simply can tell what gender any person identifies as with a quick glance.
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musiclover420 said:
Quote:
Enjoywho said: I dunno aqua man is pretty gay.
South Park - All of Seaman


This gets me every time.
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CHRONIC BONER - A BLIND OLD PENSIONER WHO WEARS A CAPE AND TRAVELS THE CITY STREETS AT NIGHT - ON HANDS AND FEET, WITH GIANT ERECTION. HE SMELLS OUT CRIME AND USES HIS ERECTION TO DESTROY ENEMIES.
POWERS: -SUPER SENSITIVE NOSE -ERECTION THAT CAN DESTROY -ABILITY TO DO THE TANGO
NOTES: HIS WIFE IS A MAN, BUT HE DON'T KNOW YET
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Booferman. Boofs any and all drugs in the blink of a brown eye.
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Enjoywho
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: MrBlueYoMind] 1
#23850908 - 11/20/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Captain hindsight is pretty lame. Well actually he's awesome after the fact.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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TunggyRunggy
Wizard


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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23851002 - 11/20/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
Genderfier simply can tell what gender any person identifies as with a quick glance.
Lmao, do you think Genderdier would be able to check people's privilege levels as well?
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MrBlueYoMind
Don't do drugs (Without me)


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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: TunggyRunggy]
#23851157 - 11/20/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Logicman. Able to disprove emotionally manipulative appeals by demonstrating contradictions resulting from coping mechanisms to alleviate cognitive dissonance felt by inconsistent value systems.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#23851163 - 11/20/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Black out at 3am and text your ex man"
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: vandago]
#23851178 - 11/20/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago said: "Black out at 3am and text your ex man"
Shit I've had that superpower before. Not OK.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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