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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23850769 - 11/20/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23850877 - 11/20/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

CHRONIC BONER - A BLIND OLD PENSIONER WHO WEARS A CAPE AND TRAVELS THE CITY STREETS AT NIGHT - ON HANDS AND FEET, WITH GIANT ERECTION. HE SMELLS OUT CRIME AND USES HIS ERECTION TO DESTROY ENEMIES.

POWERS:
-SUPER SENSITIVE NOSE
-ERECTION THAT CAN DESTROY
-ABILITY TO DO THE TANGO

NOTES: HIS WIFE IS A MAN, BUT HE DON'T KNOW YET


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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OfflineMrBlueYoMind
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23850903 - 11/20/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Booferman.  Boofs any and all drugs in the blink of a brown eye.


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Confucius say: He who sticks drugs in butthole has head up ass. 
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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: MrBlueYoMind] * 1
    #23850908 - 11/20/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Captain hindsight is pretty lame. Well actually he's awesome after the fact.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23851002 - 11/20/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:

Genderfier simply can tell what gender any person identifies as with a quick glance.




Lmao, do you think Genderdier would be able to check people's privilege levels as well?


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OfflineMrBlueYoMind
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: TunggyRunggy]
    #23851157 - 11/20/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Logicman.  Able to disprove emotionally manipulative appeals by demonstrating contradictions resulting from coping mechanisms to alleviate cognitive dissonance felt by inconsistent value systems.


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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23851163 - 11/20/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

"Black out at 3am and text your ex man"


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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: vandago]
    #23851178 - 11/20/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
"Black out at 3am and text your ex man"




Shit I've had that superpower before. Not OK.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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