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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Ezuma]
#23849629 - 11/19/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dr dshsb
Has superhuman strength, pretty much the same as superman, but he's dr dshsb.
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: zZZz]
#23849726 - 11/19/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dave from up the street.
His superpower is trying to fix his broke down & rusted El Camino in jean shorts that are cut-off wayyy too short, a Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt with no sleeves, smoking "roll-your-owns" cigarettes, drinking Natty Ice and yelling at his wife. Some say the secret to his powers lies in his slightly balding mullet.
But he always pays off his debts. Unless your the government, then fuck you.
edit: Wait, I thought this said BEST/REALEST superhero. Ignore this post.
Edited by MrBlueYoMind (11/19/16 07:48 PM)
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: MrBlueYoMind] 1
#23849743 - 11/19/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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sounds super to me yeehaw
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: psilly the kid]
#23849745 - 11/19/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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psilly the kid said: sounds super to me yeehaw
That's the secret. We're all superhero's. Big props to Dave. Pass me a beer.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23849866 - 11/19/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: You like Batman, dont ya?
I do like batman but i don't consider him a superhero
Also his movies have been run into the fucking ground. I liked bvs (i also kinda liked the superman in that) but I'm not to crazy about batman.
xmen take the cake by far (if they're considered superheroes) and were my favorite growing up and as a cartoon. As for the movies, i loved whatever the first 2 were from around '05. Anything after that they just ran into the ground.
I really don't understand the people who can watch and enjoy every superhero movie that comes out. Hell, they may as well just open a yearly membership at theaters solely for the marvel franchise.
(Marvel hate rant incoming)
How many movies does marvel plan for the universe? I wana say it's in the upper 20-low 30 range. If they didn't already have the calendar released i wouldn't be surprised if they were gonna average 2 movies a month and maybe an odd month twice a year with 3 or even 4 per year. It's fucking ridiculous. That doesn't include the fucking netflix series, and tv show spinoff's on top of all that. When they all release i plan on doing the math and figuring out what the totap runtime for the whole shitshow is, and i will not be surprised if it was over 2 months of shitty cookie cutter superhero shit.
And people enjoy this? They all say "No, i get what you mean, i started hating them a while too, but then [insert most recent release (which is statistically within the last 2 weeks of any conversation most likely) here]came out and they're doing it right now, they changed it so [insert whatever profound difference the dipshit talking to you thinks they see in each movie released] and now they're getting back to good quality from way back when".
It's all the SAME FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!! It's literally like when my mom was depressed and just sat there watching lifetime movies. They are all the same. Except this time it's whoring out your childhood cartoons and comics and shit and people somehow think they're worth watching!!!
I wouldn't be so pissed about it all if the studio's could release decent film alongside this, but every summer it's the exact same deal.
How long can people eat shit and smile without seeing the shit in their own teeth?
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: zZZz]
#23849898 - 11/19/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dr whodidit man
Has the power to walk into a crime scene or sumthing, or even if someone just farted, he has the power to go "who did it?..", and starts sniffing around like a dog n shit
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PartoftheSource
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: zZZz]
#23849907 - 11/19/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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but whoever smelt it dealt it.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23850076 - 11/19/16 10:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's a stretch to argue that Batman isn't a superhero. That's being quite picky on the definition.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: PatrickKn]
#23850110 - 11/19/16 10:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr DEA.
He gets to steal tasty drugs and as much money as he can from the bad guys and can treat them like absolute shit with impunity, whilst all the time being a totally corrupt criminal who can get away with being as much of a bad guy as he likes.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23850345 - 11/20/16 02:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Opiate withdrawal Man!!
He has the amazing powers of.. Super runny nose, incredible projectile vomiting, shaking, curling in a ball, AND the ability to uncontrollabley spew explosive HOT liquid shit at those exact moments where you really really dont want explosive HOT liquid shit.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#23850355 - 11/20/16 02:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Alt Right Patriotic Cuck Man - who lets Trump fuck up his country while he whispers soft apologetic words of encouragement.
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liloldme
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Asante]
#23850374 - 11/20/16 02:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck her right in the pussy man..
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: liloldme]
#23850391 - 11/20/16 02:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Howard the duck
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Asante]
#23850395 - 11/20/16 03:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Alt Right Patriotic Cuck Man - who lets Trump fuck up his country while he whispers soft apologetic words of encouragement.
meathead
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#23850415 - 11/20/16 03:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No balls consumer faggot man.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: tomnl]
#23850499 - 11/20/16 05:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dunno aqua man is pretty gay.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Enjoywho]
#23850512 - 11/20/16 05:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bananaman was fucked up. Boo.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: Enjoywho]
#23850555 - 11/20/16 06:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I dunno aqua man is pretty gay.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: musiclover420] 1
#23850704 - 11/20/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The all powerful "genderbender" and it's sidekick "genderfier".
Genderbender has the ability to instantly become whatever gender identity it wants to. It still retains it's sex organs from birth (which is a penis) and doesn't change physically. All it does really is say "No, i transitioned into a female last night". These powers come in handy in any situation where it needs to use the opposit sexes bathroom, or take up the opposite genders side in an argument etc.
Genderfier simply can tell what gender any person identifies as with a quick glance.
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Re: what is the worst/stupidest/lamest superhero you can come up with [Re: musiclover420] 1
#23850745 - 11/20/16 08:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
musiclover420 said:
Quote:
Enjoywho said: I dunno aqua man is pretty gay.
South Park - All of Seaman


This gets me every time.
"ah if you don't like starfish your gonna be mad about what I just did. "
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