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Have you ever noticed...
    #23847838 - 11/19/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That gamblers only like to talk about their wins, while glossing over their losses?

Let's break with tradition, and discuss our biggest gambling losses ITT.
I'll start.

I once sat down to play at a $200 No Limit hold 'em table, and immediately began pummeling the table.  Within 20 min, I had $500-$600 in front of me.  I got in a duel with a guy and he drew down on me and took my whole stack.  So, I bought back in and pretty soon I had $500-$600 again.  Somehow I got back into it with the same guy and he took my stack again.  So I bought back in, and this time i beat up the table to the tune of $800 or so before the guy tracked me down again and took my whole stack.
The last time the guy did it to me he drew the only 5 left in the deck to fill up his 10-5 off-suit and beat my A-10.  That guy just had my number that day.  All told, I lost $1600 dollars in 2-3 hours, of which $800 wasn't even really mine.  Worst gambling day of my life.  Legit considered suicide, not because of the money(there's always more money to be had), but because i felt so stupid.


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Re: Have you ever noticed... [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23847867 - 11/19/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I was up 700 dollars at 3 card poker and lost it all as quick as I got it trying to hit the progressive payout which was like 12k  :facepalm:


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Re: Have you ever noticed... [Re: Shiithead]
    #23847914 - 11/19/16 09:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I blew through $5000 in a few hours after winning $15,000 with a royal flush in video poker.


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Re: Have you ever noticed... [Re: koods]
    #23847930 - 11/19/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

15k on video poker with a single royal?


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Re: Have you ever noticed... [Re: rackem] * 1
    #23847939 - 11/19/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

koods plays the big boy machines


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Re: Have you ever noticed... [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23847947 - 11/19/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

i live in vegas man. i was more curious to see what denomination he was playing.  oh that and that w2g had to fucking hurt.


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Re: Have you ever noticed... [Re: rackem]
    #23847965 - 11/19/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It was an online casino. I was shocked when they actually paid out and sent me a cashiers check for $9500.

Pretty sure there was a hefty progressive jackpot on the royal flush as well when you play five coins.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Edited by koods (11/19/16 10:05 AM)


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Re: Have you ever noticed... [Re: koods]
    #23847975 - 11/19/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

no taxes paid?

that online casino probably isnt around any more i would assume.


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Re: Have you ever noticed... [Re: rackem]
    #23847986 - 11/19/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

No taxes. This was the early days maybe 2000 or 2001. No idea the name of the casino. It was located in Antigua.


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Re: Have you ever noticed... [Re: koods]
    #23847995 - 11/19/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

that doesnt at all surprise me.  right about the time when the big online holdem boom was coming around. and all the crazy offshore betting was starting to get big.


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