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What did you wake up to today? -emc-
    #23847615 - 11/19/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up to two fruit flies fucking in my kitchen.

I told them to cut that sit out or they gots to go.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847619 - 11/19/16 07:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Mornin yo. I woke up to my wife, my cat, and a large headache that I'm trying to cure with gratuitous amounts of dabs and some of Hofmann's famous miracle brain-tonic.

:aweyeah:


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: WeAreMushroom]
    #23847637 - 11/19/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cats are pretty chill.

I want one that talks, like Binx from Hocus Pocus.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847655 - 11/19/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My cat talks but I have to get a couple tabs in before she gets polysyllabic on me. Mostly she can only say words that begin with M. :shrug:


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847665 - 11/19/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

woke up to my mini pit whining to be let out and the intense need to go "out" myself. then bowl o nuggety goodness and fresh out the oven chocolate chip and pecan cookies. :cookiemonster:  :cookiemonster:  :cookiemonster: my cat hates everything


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847674 - 11/19/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up to cacti starting to etiolate.:crankey:

Just starting, so can be fixed.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: WeAreMushroom]
    #23847679 - 11/19/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Beurk, had to wake up at 0600 to get to some training for work.
Abandon ship and firefighting for the next 5 days.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23847682 - 11/19/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My cat woke me up around 5 am, licking my face and standing on my head.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23847712 - 11/19/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lots of cat things going on this morning.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847717 - 11/19/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

the rifleman on tv


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847744 - 11/19/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

the cats are our overlords. hail Skaten.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23847751 - 11/19/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:snowcat:


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847752 - 11/19/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

woke up to oatmeal and coffee

:coffee:

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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23847758 - 11/19/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

A nice warm ass pressed up against me and boobies in my hands!
:headboard:


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: A.RichardTrickle] * 1
    #23847762 - 11/19/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Your cat has boobs?


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847766 - 11/19/16 08:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My landlord and my roommate both bitchin at me via text about a house showing that's supposed to happen today (not happening)


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847922 - 11/19/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

if there is nipples there is titties


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23847948 - 11/19/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Two eggs on toast, coffee, and the last surviving beer from last night. 

Actually I woke up to the cold, didn't get out of bed for a couple hours just stayed under the blankets and watched youtube videos.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23847971 - 11/19/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

woke to the same damned thing i always wake up to on saturday am. the fucking recycle people coming and taking all the neighborhoods bottles. ::thumbdown:

its better than folgers.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: rackem]
    #23847974 - 11/19/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Folgers tastes like cat piss


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Gotlib]
    #23847977 - 11/19/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

so does a bunch of glass going into the back of the damned truck.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: rackem]
    #23847982 - 11/19/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah but think off all the silica that is saved by smashing it up and sending it to china on freight ships to get made into low quality bongs that are then sold back to us at a reasonable markup.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23847989 - 11/19/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

good point..

im glad my neighborhood is doing their part. and my automatic alarm clock on saturday am to make that all happen.

can thank me later  :rofldrunk:


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Gotlib]
    #23848186 - 11/19/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

it fuckin right it does I need my Maxwell and that's it.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23848203 - 11/19/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Your cat has boobs?



I hate fucking cats.
My wife has boobs though.
My Rottweiler has unusually large nipples, but t she is 110 pounds so.....
Dick


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23848210 - 11/19/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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hex_enduction said:
My landlord and my roommate both bitchin at me via text about a house showing that's supposed to happen today (not happening)




House showings when you are renting are the worst. Although it has worked out for me, as the realtor doing the showing later became my landlord in a really nice place. Still a pain in the ass though.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23848222 - 11/19/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Maxwell sucks too. Y'all are drinking some custie ass coffee. I woke up to my alarm, drank a smoothie, coffee, took a bunch of supplements & hit the gym. Then went to the farmers market & ate breakfast.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23848226 - 11/19/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Ahab McBathsalts said:
Quote:

hex_enduction said:
My landlord and my roommate both bitchin at me via text about a house showing that's supposed to happen today (not happening)




House showings when you are renting are the worst. Although it has worked out for me, as the realtor doing the showing later became my landlord in a really nice place. Still a pain in the ass though.



Answer the door drunk in your underwear.
Realtors love that shit.


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[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23848343 - 11/19/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nothings better then waking up with shroomery in my cup.
If my morning is an indication how my day off is going to go... it's going to be so sad.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23848374 - 11/19/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Woke up to my woman making coffee and loading up some hash.

Bout to take some kratom.

Sup with y'all


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23848416 - 11/19/16 12:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hey Kidw/theFace, what happened with your court case? Last one was your final judgement, right?

Last night I watched Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Really solid movie. If you're a Harry Potter fan, definitely watch it. If you're not a Harry Potter fan, you can still watch it without problems, the stories don't inter-lap or anything, and this movie has some decently funny parts to it. There is supposed to be a sequel in the works too.

I thought they did a really great job with the movie. Couple forgivable plot holes, but still good.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23848433 - 11/19/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Thank you Patrick! I Had no idea it was out. Today is my day off as well as my brothers... I just ran into the kitchen yelling out, "The new harry potter prequel is out!". Long story, short... sold: I'm going to see Fantastic beats and Where to find them today!

I hope you're right about it being a solid movie. I'm really not a HUGE harry potter fan, but I have watched them movies.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #23848447 - 11/19/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up in my garden, my plants taste wonderful, but I ate left over pizza instead.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: trees] * 1
    #23848454 - 11/19/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I slept in my dogs bed last night cause I had someone stay over that has to be the loudest snorer ever. It sounds like a whale riding a tractor over gravel.

I've been up since 5 am and I'm trying to wait a couple hours before I drink myself back into a coma.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23848472 - 11/19/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Where did your dog sleep?


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: PartoftheSource] * 2
    #23848483 - 11/19/16 12:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

They both slept in the bed with her.


I'm at depression level "Wreck your car into a tree in your front lawn"


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
    #23848488 - 11/19/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
They both slept in the bed with her.


I'm at depression level "Wreck your car into a tree in your front lawn"



Yikes man.  I hope you pull out of that funk, depression blows.
I'm bored.
Let's see who can drink into coma first, it IS Saturday.
Ready
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23848489 - 11/19/16 12:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Dark_Star said:
Maxwell sucks too. Y'all are drinking some custie ass coffee. I woke up to my alarm, drank a smoothie, coffee, took a bunch of supplements & hit the gym. Then went to the farmers market & ate breakfast.



damn what coffee you drinkin there boys and girls I like mine from a stovetop, maxwell, or whatever I have around. serious caffeine addict here. or a couple of quad-shots of espresso with biscotti.mmmhmm delicious.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23848493 - 11/19/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

A.RichardTrickle said:
Quote:

vandago said:
They both slept in the bed with her.


I'm at depression level "Wreck your car into a tree in your front lawn"



Yikes man.  I hope you pull out of that funk, depression blows.
I'm bored.
Let's see who can drink into coma first, it IS Saturday.
Ready
Set.....





I got Resin. 9.1%. What're you drinking on?


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
    #23848543 - 11/19/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Titos and Logboat IPA 7.2
When that runs out it's steel reserve 8.1%
After a few it all tastes the same :grin:
Dick


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[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: A.RichardTrickle] * 1
    #23848554 - 11/19/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Not if you tell them to eat a lot of pineapples.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23848559 - 11/19/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23848584 - 11/19/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
Hey Kidw/theFace, what happened with your court case? Last one was your final judgement, right?

Last night I watched Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Really solid movie. If you're a Harry Potter fan, definitely watch it. If you're not a Harry Potter fan, you can still watch it without problems, the stories don't inter-lap or anything, and this movie has some decently funny parts to it. There is supposed to be a sequel in the works too.

I thought they did a really great job with the movie. Couple forgivable plot holes, but still good.




It got postponed. The cop didn't show.

And I'm really excited for that movie.  I'm a huge Harry Potter fan. Glad to onow you liked it.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
    #23848768 - 11/19/16 02:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
Quote:

A.RichardTrickle said:
Quote:

vandago said:
They both slept in the bed with her.


I'm at depression level "Wreck your car into a tree in your front lawn"



Yikes man.  I hope you pull out of that funk, depression blows.
I'm bored.
Let's see who can drink into coma first, it IS Saturday.
Ready
Set.....





I got Resin. 9.1%. What're you drinking on?




I got half of fifth of wild turkey left.  Probably go get some beer to go with it and some disgusting food so I can really hate myself with a passion in the morning.

I think I have an answer to your problem.  You want to get an erection and smack it repeatedly into the snorer's face.  When they wake up and indignantly ask what you're doing (they always do) say, "don't worry, I'm just sleep cocking."


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23848779 - 11/19/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

today I woke up to my alarm clock , my gorgeous naked wife and the warm, itchy  glow of a staph infection.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23848783 - 11/19/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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They both slept in the bed with her.


I'm at depression level "Wreck your car into a tree in your front lawn"



Yikes man.  I hope you pull out of that funk, depression blows.
I'm bored.
Let's see who can drink into coma first, it IS Saturday.
Ready
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I got Resin. 9.1%. What're you drinking on?




I got half of fifth of wild turkey left.  Probably go get some beer to go with it and some disgusting food so I can really hate myself with a passion in the morning.

I think I have an answer to your problem.  You want to get an erection and smack it repeatedly into the snorer's face.  When they wake up and indignantly ask what you're doing (they always do) say, "don't worry, I'm just sleep cocking."





That woman begs for the sleep cock. You give her an inch and she tries to take all 5 though.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
    #23848797 - 11/19/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm headed to see Fantastic Beasts bitches. :thumbup:


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23848807 - 11/19/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm gonna masturbate and eat spaghetti. Maybe even at the same time.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
    #23848814 - 11/19/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yo...Im thinking about eye balling some 2cb later i dont have a milligram scale.

What yall think?


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Boomer The Great] * 1
    #23848816 - 11/19/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

do it


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Boomer The Great] * 1
    #23848817 - 11/19/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I think if it's good solid fluff just fill a small capsule about 1/3 of the way up or a bigger capsule 1/4th of the way and trip sacks.


2c-b is so forgiving and beautiful. Though it has brought me to my knees puking before.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
    #23848857 - 11/19/16 02:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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do it





I think i will

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I think if it's good solid fluff just fill a small capsule about 1/3 of the way up or a bigger capsule 1/4th of the way and trip sacks.


2c-b is so forgiving and beautiful. Though it has brought me to my knees puking before.




I got plenty of weed for any potential nausea. 

I have 300mg to play with.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23848861 - 11/19/16 02:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I may need to incorporate more hard liquor into the day.  Wife is out till 1030 or so and new WWII Netflix stuff looks decent.
Have not seen 2 cb in a fortsnight.  Have fun.
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23848888 - 11/19/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I watched zootopia last night.


It made me racist af.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
    #23848949 - 11/19/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I saw that on the list.... 
Looks ok if I get the bong roaring later, I am already racist after living right outside ferguson, so no worries there.
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23848954 - 11/19/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It deals with the trials and tribulations of being a female of other species in a workforce, and deals with issues such as gender roles, mental conditioning, conspiracies, and it's just down right giggles n shit.


3/10

Wasn't all that great IMO.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #23849095 - 11/19/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I would if I was you


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23849591 - 11/19/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up to barking dogs, pretty much like every morning, I wake up in agony, screaming at the top of my lungs, asking myself what my purpose is on this planet, or if there is even a purpose to begin with. I get over it real fast tho.


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    #23849594 - 11/19/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

do you really scream when you wake up?


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23849598 - 11/19/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nah, everything I post here is fiction brah..


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: zZZz]
    #23849612 - 11/19/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

im back


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23849630 - 11/19/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Maxwell sucks too. Y'all are drinking some custie ass coffee. I woke up to my alarm, drank a smoothie, coffee, took a bunch of supplements & hit the gym. Then went to the farmers market & ate breakfast.



damn what coffee you drinkin there boys and girls I like mine from a stovetop, maxwell, or whatever I have around. serious caffeine addict here. or a couple of quad-shots of espresso with biscotti.mmmhmm delicious.




I mix it up. Right now it's la Colombe Monaco blend. La Colombe is the company of this guy that has a show either on TLC, or the Travel channel called Dangerous Grounds. It's him traveling to remote & dangerous locations around the world in search of the highest quality & rarest coffee beans. Just talking about it makes me want some. I grind my beans fresh each morning & French press it. More prep/clean up time, but it's worth it.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23849666 - 11/19/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Woke up shivering, it's cold in my car in the mornings. Bought a better sleeping bag today.


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    #23849751 - 11/19/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Maxwell sucks too. Y'all are drinking some custie ass coffee. I woke up to my alarm, drank a smoothie, coffee, took a bunch of supplements & hit the gym. Then went to the farmers market & ate breakfast.



damn what coffee you drinkin there boys and girls I like mine from a stovetop, maxwell, or whatever I have around. serious caffeine addict here. or a couple of quad-shots of espresso with biscotti.mmmhmm delicious.




I mix it up. Right now it's la Colombe Monaco blend. La Colombe is the company of this guy that has a show either on TLC, or the Travel channel called Dangerous Grounds. It's him traveling to remote & dangerous locations around the world in search of the highest quality & rarest coffee beans. Just talking about it makes me want some. I grind my beans fresh each morning & French press it. More prep/clean up time, but it's worth it.



I wish I had that extra cheese.
I've seen that dude in the television once a blue moon ago.  I have not had cable in my house personally for 8 years, but I saw it somewhere.
Anyway, good stuff man, do you have a link to this dudes gear?
NFA
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23849759 - 11/19/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

extra cheese? yes please.


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    #23849773 - 11/19/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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    #23849777 - 11/19/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cheers
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23849788 - 11/19/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up to kratom then coffee and weed and BHO soon after.


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