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vandago



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Not if you tell them to eat a lot of pineapples.
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hostileuniverse
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago] 1
#23848559 - 11/19/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Please watch the road for turtles, and don't be afraid to make someone late for work for helping one cross the street.
Thank you
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: PatrickKn]
#23848584 - 11/19/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: Hey Kidw/theFace, what happened with your court case? Last one was your final judgement, right?
Last night I watched Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Really solid movie. If you're a Harry Potter fan, definitely watch it. If you're not a Harry Potter fan, you can still watch it without problems, the stories don't inter-lap or anything, and this movie has some decently funny parts to it. There is supposed to be a sequel in the works too.
I thought they did a really great job with the movie. Couple forgivable plot holes, but still good.
It got postponed. The cop didn't show.
And I'm really excited for that movie. I'm a huge Harry Potter fan. Glad to onow you liked it.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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moonrockmushy
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
#23848768 - 11/19/16 02:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago said: They both slept in the bed with her.
I'm at depression level "Wreck your car into a tree in your front lawn"
Yikes man. I hope you pull out of that funk, depression blows. I'm bored. Let's see who can drink into coma first, it IS Saturday. Ready Set.....
I got Resin. 9.1%. What're you drinking on?
I got half of fifth of wild turkey left. Probably go get some beer to go with it and some disgusting food so I can really hate myself with a passion in the morning.
I think I have an answer to your problem. You want to get an erection and smack it repeatedly into the snorer's face. When they wake up and indignantly ask what you're doing (they always do) say, "don't worry, I'm just sleep cocking."
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Moonshoe
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23848779 - 11/19/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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today I woke up to my alarm clock , my gorgeous naked wife and the warm, itchy glow of a staph infection.
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vandago



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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#23848783 - 11/19/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago said: They both slept in the bed with her.
I'm at depression level "Wreck your car into a tree in your front lawn"
Yikes man. I hope you pull out of that funk, depression blows. I'm bored. Let's see who can drink into coma first, it IS Saturday. Ready Set.....
I got Resin. 9.1%. What're you drinking on?
I got half of fifth of wild turkey left. Probably go get some beer to go with it and some disgusting food so I can really hate myself with a passion in the morning.
I think I have an answer to your problem. You want to get an erection and smack it repeatedly into the snorer's face. When they wake up and indignantly ask what you're doing (they always do) say, "don't worry, I'm just sleep cocking."
That woman begs for the sleep cock. You give her an inch and she tries to take all 5 though.
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PartoftheSource
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
#23848797 - 11/19/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm headed to see Fantastic Beasts bitches.
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vandago



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I'm gonna masturbate and eat spaghetti. Maybe even at the same time.
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Boomer The Great

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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
#23848814 - 11/19/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yo...Im thinking about eye balling some 2cb later i dont have a milligram scale.
What yall think?
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Cowb0yNeal00


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do it
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vandago



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I think if it's good solid fluff just fill a small capsule about 1/3 of the way up or a bigger capsule 1/4th of the way and trip sacks.
2c-b is so forgiving and beautiful. Though it has brought me to my knees puking before.
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Boomer The Great

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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
#23848857 - 11/19/16 02:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: do it
I think i will
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vandago said: I think if it's good solid fluff just fill a small capsule about 1/3 of the way up or a bigger capsule 1/4th of the way and trip sacks.
2c-b is so forgiving and beautiful. Though it has brought me to my knees puking before.
I got plenty of weed for any potential nausea.
I have 300mg to play with.
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A.RichardTrickle
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago] 1
#23848861 - 11/19/16 02:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I may need to incorporate more hard liquor into the day. Wife is out till 1030 or so and new WWII Netflix stuff looks decent. Have not seen 2 cb in a fortsnight. Have fun. Dick
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vandago



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I watched zootopia last night.
It made me racist af.
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A.RichardTrickle
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: vandago]
#23848949 - 11/19/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I saw that on the list.... Looks ok if I get the bong roaring later, I am already racist after living right outside ferguson, so no worries there. Dick
-------------------- "When eating shit, it is best not to nibble. Bite, Chew. Swallow. Repeat." "If you're making love to your old lady, someone else is fucking her" "Douchebags are children who never grew up, like Sheeklette, we should pity them." [quote]Niffla said: [quote]A.RichardTrickle said: Dick[/quote] http://www.youtube.com/v/kbwNUOUy-3c[/quote]
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vandago



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It deals with the trials and tribulations of being a female of other species in a workforce, and deals with issues such as gender roles, mental conditioning, conspiracies, and it's just down right giggles n shit.
3/10
Wasn't all that great IMO.
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Moonshoe
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I would if I was you
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zZZz
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy] 1
#23849591 - 11/19/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I woke up to barking dogs, pretty much like every morning, I wake up in agony, screaming at the top of my lungs, asking myself what my purpose is on this planet, or if there is even a purpose to begin with. I get over it real fast tho.
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Moonshoe
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: zZZz]
#23849594 - 11/19/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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do you really scream when you wake up?
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zZZz
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: Moonshoe]
#23849598 - 11/19/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nah, everything I post here is fiction brah..
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