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shadyy
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What did you wake up to today? -emc-
#23847615 - 11/19/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I woke up to two fruit flies fucking in my kitchen.
I told them to cut that sit out or they gots to go.
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WeAreMushroom
Ask Me About Bigfoot



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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23847619 - 11/19/16 07:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mornin yo. I woke up to my wife, my cat, and a large headache that I'm trying to cure with gratuitous amounts of dabs and some of Hofmann's famous miracle brain-tonic.
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shadyy
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: WeAreMushroom]
#23847637 - 11/19/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cats are pretty chill.
I want one that talks, like Binx from Hocus Pocus.
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WeAreMushroom
Ask Me About Bigfoot



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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23847655 - 11/19/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My cat talks but I have to get a couple tabs in before she gets polysyllabic on me. Mostly she can only say words that begin with M.
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psilly the kid
Hedge wizard/ Cultist



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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23847665 - 11/19/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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woke up to my mini pit whining to be let out and the intense need to go "out" myself. then bowl o nuggety goodness and fresh out the oven chocolate chip and pecan cookies. my cat hates everything
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Lucis
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23847674 - 11/19/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I woke up to cacti starting to etiolate.
Just starting, so can be fixed.
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Gotlib


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: WeAreMushroom]
#23847679 - 11/19/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Beurk, had to wake up at 0600 to get to some training for work. Abandon ship and firefighting for the next 5 days.
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mt cleverest
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
#23847682 - 11/19/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My cat woke me up around 5 am, licking my face and standing on my head.
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shadyy
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: mt cleverest]
#23847712 - 11/19/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lots of cat things going on this morning.
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weirdguy32
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23847717 - 11/19/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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the rifleman on tv
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psilly the kid
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23847744 - 11/19/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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the cats are our overlords. hail Skaten.
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shadyy
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
#23847751 - 11/19/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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yogabunny
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23847752 - 11/19/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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woke up to oatmeal and coffee
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A.RichardTrickle
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
#23847758 - 11/19/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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A nice warm ass pressed up against me and boobies in my hands!
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shadyy
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Your cat has boobs?
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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation? MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13
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hex_enduction
satta massa gana



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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23847766 - 11/19/16 08:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My landlord and my roommate both bitchin at me via text about a house showing that's supposed to happen today (not happening)
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psilly the kid
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
#23847922 - 11/19/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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if there is nipples there is titties
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moonrockmushy
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
#23847948 - 11/19/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Two eggs on toast, coffee, and the last surviving beer from last night.
Actually I woke up to the cold, didn't get out of bed for a couple hours just stayed under the blankets and watched youtube videos.
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rackem



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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23847971 - 11/19/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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woke to the same damned thing i always wake up to on saturday am. the fucking recycle people coming and taking all the neighborhoods bottles. :
its better than folgers.
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Gotlib


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: rackem]
#23847974 - 11/19/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Folgers tastes like cat piss
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