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Invisibleshadyy
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What did you wake up to today? -emc-
    #23847615 - 11/19/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up to two fruit flies fucking in my kitchen.

I told them to cut that sit out or they gots to go.


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13


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OfflineWeAreMushroom
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847619 - 11/19/16 07:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Mornin yo. I woke up to my wife, my cat, and a large headache that I'm trying to cure with gratuitous amounts of dabs and some of Hofmann's famous miracle brain-tonic.

:aweyeah:


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: WeAreMushroom]
    #23847637 - 11/19/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cats are pretty chill.

I want one that talks, like Binx from Hocus Pocus.


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
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OfflineWeAreMushroom
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847655 - 11/19/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My cat talks but I have to get a couple tabs in before she gets polysyllabic on me. Mostly she can only say words that begin with M. :shrug:


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847665 - 11/19/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

woke up to my mini pit whining to be let out and the intense need to go "out" myself. then bowl o nuggety goodness and fresh out the oven chocolate chip and pecan cookies. :cookiemonster:  :cookiemonster:  :cookiemonster: my cat hates everything


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847674 - 11/19/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up to cacti starting to etiolate.:crankey:

Just starting, so can be fixed.


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InvisibleGotlib
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: WeAreMushroom]
    #23847679 - 11/19/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Beurk, had to wake up at 0600 to get to some training for work.
Abandon ship and firefighting for the next 5 days.


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Invisiblemt cleverest
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23847682 - 11/19/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My cat woke me up around 5 am, licking my face and standing on my head.


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23847712 - 11/19/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lots of cat things going on this morning.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847717 - 11/19/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

the rifleman on tv


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847744 - 11/19/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

the cats are our overlords. hail Skaten.


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23847751 - 11/19/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:snowcat:


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847752 - 11/19/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

woke up to oatmeal and coffee

:coffee:

:snowman:


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23847758 - 11/19/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

A nice warm ass pressed up against me and boobies in my hands!
:headboard:


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: A.RichardTrickle] * 1
    #23847762 - 11/19/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Your cat has boobs?


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847766 - 11/19/16 08:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My landlord and my roommate both bitchin at me via text about a house showing that's supposed to happen today (not happening)


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: shadyy]
    #23847922 - 11/19/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

if there is nipples there is titties


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: psilly the kid]
    #23847948 - 11/19/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Two eggs on toast, coffee, and the last surviving beer from last night. 

Actually I woke up to the cold, didn't get out of bed for a couple hours just stayed under the blankets and watched youtube videos.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23847971 - 11/19/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

woke to the same damned thing i always wake up to on saturday am. the fucking recycle people coming and taking all the neighborhoods bottles. ::thumbdown:

its better than folgers.


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Re: What did you wake up to today? -emc- [Re: rackem]
    #23847974 - 11/19/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Folgers tastes like cat piss


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