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Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story
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Oh, never mind.
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Did you lurkers really want me to elucidate on all of the nonsense? Do you not already know why it is silly?
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: TFI]
#23844862 - 11/18/16 10:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No!
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Hahahaha ahhhh mannnnn
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: TFI]
#23844906 - 11/18/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Please tell me you don't swallow that swill.
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Everything to an extent. I believe the world did flood, two of every animal not so much.
Reason i believe it flooded is the way the earth is shaped (to an extent). I grew up bassfishing and watching floods and droughts have assured me that points and breaks little slopes and hill rises move constantly.
Fishing the rivers especially, five years can go by watching the same point/bluff and in under a week that same bluff was gone, all the different colors of sediment that have setteled threwout the years gone. So i look at other formations mountains, vast valleys, huge trenches ect ect. Its not to hard to see a flood creating these things
But even that comes with question, tectonic plates moving. Volcanoes, these things still form mountains and valleys as well
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: TFI]
#23845212 - 11/18/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Your pointing out flaws in an allegorical story? How naive and misguided.
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Isn't it based on another story which predates it? Gilgamesh maybe?
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: Lucis]
#23845233 - 11/18/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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They are similar. Some do think that. But they are both allegorical myth stories. You dont pick a bone with a thing like that the way you would say a historical piece filled with inaccuracies.
lol
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Obviously it's time to post this wonderful link again enjoy
images from web search for: "noah's ark kentucky"
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=noah%27s%20ark%20kentucky&FORM=BILH1
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: laughingdog]
#23845595 - 11/18/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What is humorous (I don't have the facts in front of me), but the crew that built the imitation ark was in the hundreds (if not thousands) and even using modern tools, took longer than the non-carpenter Noah and his handful of kin with an ax and a hand saw.
The man-hour numbers and skill levels don't even remotely match up.
It is like building a Cheops pyramid with cranes & bulldozers and such.
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: non-carpenter Noah and his handful of kin with an ax and a hand saw.
those were the days of real men!!
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: TFI]
#23845968 - 11/18/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
TFI said: Everything to an extent. I believe the world did flood, two of every animal not so much.
Reason i believe it flooded is the way the earth is shaped (to an extent). I grew up bassfishing and watching floods and droughts have assured me that points and breaks little slopes and hill rises move constantly.
Fishing the rivers especially, five years can go by watching the same point/bluff and in under a week that same bluff was gone, all the different colors of sediment that have setteled threwout the years gone. So i look at other formations mountains, vast valleys, huge trenches ect ect. Its not to hard to see a flood creating these things
But even that comes with question, tectonic plates moving. Volcanoes, these things still form mountains and valleys as well
The Grand Canyon was formed by River erosion but not mountains.

Continental plates collide together to form mountains.

Mountains are then eroded over millions of years by the water cycle.
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: What is humorous (I don't have the facts in front of me), but the crew that built the imitation ark was in the hundreds (if not thousands) and even using modern tools, took longer than the non-carpenter Noah and his handful of kin with an ax and a hand saw.
The man-hour numbers and skill levels don't even remotely match up.
It is like building a Cheops pyramid with cranes & bulldozers and such.
Didn't Noah live like 500 years or was that Moses?
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: LunarEclipse]
#23846275 - 11/18/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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LunarEclipse said:
Didn't Noah live like 500 years or was that Moses?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+long+did+noah+live&t=hs&ia=web
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: laughingdog]
#23846341 - 11/18/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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aliens gave Noah some plans and a chainsaw and a Makita LXT239 18-Volt LXT Lithium-Ion Brushless Cordless Drill and a bit of gas and stuff, ya know uh...
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: redgreenvines]
#23852093 - 11/20/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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All boats have floors, otherwise they would sink.
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: wolfiewolfie] 1
#23852185 - 11/20/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If taken literally, it sure seems like drowning the world and repopulating it with people who didn't suck didn't pan out so well.....
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Re: Flaws in the Noah's Ark / Great Flood story [Re: CosmicJoke] 1
#23852654 - 11/20/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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lmao. who takes allegorical and mythological stories literally now a days?
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