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InvisibleKush_Zombie
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    #23840410 - 11/16/16 11:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Before I say anything, I want to thank the shroomery for absolutely everything. I've made a lot of friends on here (although I don't keep in touch with any of you, your words come across my mind often) and more importantly, the knowledge I've gathered from here is priceless and has been engraved into my mind with the intention of helping others.
Again, before I begin, I'd like to give a special thanks to Pastywhyte for teaching me about agar amongst MANY other things, Inocuole for teaching meany things even though I argued with him a lot, Jokeshopbeard for just being a cool friend as well as helping me with my grows, EvilMushroom666 for teaching me how to prepare my grains, and many others whom I'm too drunk to mention at the moment (sorry, but I promise you, you mean just as much to me as the names I've mentioned)... You have no idea how much your knowledge/teks has helped me out in life.

So I'm basically going to skim through what's been going on the past year. I had a friend who works as a prison guard hit me up out of nowhere at the very beginning of the year because he heard that I knew how to extract DMT. I told him that if he ordered the root bark for me that I'd do an extraction for him forstartedHe ordered the root bark and while we were waiting I mentioned to him that I knew the basics to growing mushrooms. He was down with the idea so before I knew it I was moving into a prison guards house to extract some DMT and grow some mushrooms. At that time I had only done the brf/pf tel for personal grows (which got me over my chronic depression of 8 years I might add). When I moved in with the prison guard (who was also my friend from highschool) I started my first bulk grow. My bulk grow turned out beautiful and I also extracted DMT for my friend. He (and his girlfriend) got to try both DMT and psilocybin mushrooms for his first time.

Eventually him and his girlfriend got married and it was time for us to part ways (on very good terms). By this time I had worked out something withmy weed dealer and we decided me moving in was a good decision. What I didn't realize is that my room was up for rent (because they rent by the room at these apartments..so the next thing we knew, management had gone into my room and saw My bulk grow of mushrooms... But they were really cool about it and basically told me to get myself and my shit out by the next day, which I did.

I moved back in with grandma and got rid of mybecause It was a really depressing time. I went back to being jobless and selling weed. I loaned a friend who was gang affiliated a good sum of money and when it came time for him to pay me he bullshitted
I went to his house to see what was up and when he lied to me to my face I told him to just fucking keep it and when I walked away they jumped me. Some of you remember that post and picture but I'll post a pic of all of that (along with some of my grows) in the comments because I have to get them off of my other phone.

I was too depressed and fucked up to sell anymore weed so I just smoked and sat on what I had for a couple weeks after. After I recovered a little from getting jumped I counted out what I had and realized I had about $500 worth of bud left. I sold what I had and dumped nearly every dime into a bulk grow. I knew I had finally had enough of my bullshit town so I was ready to do whatever it took to get away. When I had everything I needed, I started another bulk grow in my grandma's house (I know morally I shouldn't have but it had to be done at the time). I finished that grow and when everything was done I had over 2 pounds of dried shrooms. I threw them all into a backpack and had $50 in cash which I took with me to a much bigger city and thought I'd be homeless for about a month. I bought a month membership at planet fitness witht the $50 I had to use their lockers and showers 24/7...however what ended up happening when I got to the city of my choice is that I found a place to live on the first day. I traded an ounce of dried shrooms to crash on this chicks couch for a week. Before the week was up I had enough cash to pay her for the next month. Before that month was up I had enough cash to  pay for the month of September. Before the month of September was up, I had enough cash to move in with way chiller roommates in a better neighborhood.

Now I have the rest of the year's rent covered along with $50 down on utilities for each month. I have a steady job and I'm getting started on another bulk grow (just waiting for my MS to start it's cultures on new agar plates.
I'll post pics to the comments tomorrow because I'm admittedly too drunk to mess with my other phone tonight. But I wanted to let you guys know that I'm more than okay and that I'm still making shit happen.
Thank you again to everyone who's helped me make it this far. Sorry if all of this is a bit scattered. This whole year is almost like a blur. It feels like it's been 5 years but it hasn't even been a full year yet. So much has happened and I'm thankful for every moment of it.

This may seem odd to some, but one of my best friends, my cat named Kurt, whom has been with me through my chronic depression, my conquering of my depression, me getting jumped, my grows, and my only sign of comfort for a time, has passed away within the month. It was a slow death for him and he was a big part of my life..I just wouldn't feel right if I didn't mention him in all of this. He gave me a lot of comfort and motivation.

So that's about all I feel like covering tonight. Sorry I haven't been on a lot lately, I hope you guys understand. Thank you all again. Your knowledge has taken me to heights in life I didn't think were possible. I've also gotten some new tattoos recently that I'll post tomorrow.


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How to get started in bulk:
Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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OfflineWhyDidiDoThis
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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23840421 - 11/16/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

you moved alot of shrooms. You just make friends at bars or hang out at smokeshops..? i dont get it.


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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23840428 - 11/16/16 11:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

interesting story...glad to hear you landed on your feet!


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InvisibleKush_Zombie
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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
    #23840434 - 11/16/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

WhyDidiDoThis said:
you moved alot of shrooms. You just make friends at bars or hang out at smokeshops..? i dont get it.




Honestly, the way I did it is considered risky on here, but I didn't know anyone when I first moved to this city so I just started out each conversion with random strangers on the street with "hey, are you 420 friendly? And if they said yes then I'd ask them if they also got into shrooms. I had one guy get a quarter pound off of me a couple days after I gave him my number. What can I say? Shrooms sell themselves.


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How to get started in bulk:
Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23840443 - 11/17/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It sounds like you're in a good position with rent covered and all that, I would take advantage of that and stop tempting the fates by doing shady shit / associating with shady people.

Good luck in any case


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23840524 - 11/17/16 01:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

A true hustler. :ooo:
Way to much fucking drama for me. Holy fuck.


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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23840564 - 11/17/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Whattup Kushy Tushy.  I remember all that going down, glad to hear it worked out.  Don't remember the pictures.  TBH that's what you get being a nice guy in the game.  That's the main reason I don't sell drugs, I'm not a heartless cunt.  Always want to cut breaks and trust people, and you just can't be like that these days.  Even with friends it is a risk.  I could count on one hand the number of people I really trust and that isn't just because I like them, but because they have done things for me expecting nothing in return.

One friend actually has owed me money for 6 months now, but he has done so much for me I would give him more if he needed it.


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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23840566 - 11/17/16 01:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hello you are handsom you will kiss my family? :frown:


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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23840710 - 11/17/16 04:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Welcome back kush
i almost read the whole OP but i was a lil too long for me.


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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: twighead] * 1
    #23841025 - 11/17/16 09:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Hello you are handsom you will kiss my family? :frown:




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Re: haven't been on in a while [Re: dixienormous]
    #23841227 - 11/17/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Damn it man, sorry to hear about your friend  :feelssadman:


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