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InvisibleSporeDaddy
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Is it Just Me?
    #23839510 - 11/16/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Is it just more or do mushrooms and dicks have a little in common

:putin:

:flyagaric:

:trippy:


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Re: Is it Just Me? [Re: SporeDaddy]
    #23839554 - 11/16/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Probably explains why most users here are gay.


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Re: Is it Just Me? [Re: SporeDaddy] * 1
    #23839581 - 11/16/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hot dogs, Popsicles.

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.


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Re: Is it Just Me? [Re: shadyy]
    #23839594 - 11/16/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I mean but mushroom, made by nature. Man made by nature. Strange how man has mushroom shaped reproductive organ lol. Mushrooms must be our ancestors


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Re: Is it Just Me? [Re: SporeDaddy] * 1
    #23839647 - 11/16/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You didn't realize this when you were 12?


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Re: Is it Just Me? [Re: SporeDaddy]
    #23839668 - 11/16/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

There is in fact good reasoning behind our shroomy dicks:

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(...) only the human species has such a distinctive mushroom-capped glans(...) sculpted in such a way that the organ would effectively displace the semen of competitors from their partner’s vagina, a well-synchronized effect facilitated by the “upsuck” of thrusting during intercourse.

Specifically, the coronal ridge offers a special removal service by expunging foreign sperm. According to this analysis, the effect of thrusting would be to draw other men’s sperm away from the cervix and back around the glans, thus scooping out the semen deposited by a sexual rival.

(...)

Once ejaculation has occurred, men typically become flaccid fairly quickly, and further stimulation of the penis is even uncomfortable. This is important because continued thrusting would be self-defeating: the man would essentially be removing his own sperm at that point.



http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1642613
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Re: Is it Just Me? [Re: SporeDaddy] * 2
    #23839673 - 11/16/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nature is perverted.

And so are guys :datass:


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Re: Is it Just Me? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23839677 - 11/16/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Spoon pipes look like dick n ballz


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