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SporeDaddy
Daddy to my Spores



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Is it Just Me?
#23839510 - 11/16/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is it just more or do mushrooms and dicks have a little in common

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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Probably explains why most users here are gay.
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shadyy
aHhahhHA


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Hot dogs, Popsicles.
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
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SporeDaddy
Daddy to my Spores



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Re: Is it Just Me? [Re: shadyy]
#23839594 - 11/16/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I mean but mushroom, made by nature. Man made by nature. Strange how man has mushroom shaped reproductive organ lol. Mushrooms must be our ancestors
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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You didn't realize this when you were 12?
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flickedbic
Sojourner



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There is in fact good reasoning behind our shroomy dicks:
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(...) only the human species has such a distinctive mushroom-capped glans(...) sculpted in such a way that the organ would effectively displace the semen of competitors from their partner’s vagina, a well-synchronized effect facilitated by the “upsuck” of thrusting during intercourse.
Specifically, the coronal ridge offers a special removal service by expunging foreign sperm. According to this analysis, the effect of thrusting would be to draw other men’s sperm away from the cervix and back around the glans, thus scooping out the semen deposited by a sexual rival.
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Once ejaculation has occurred, men typically become flaccid fairly quickly, and further stimulation of the penis is even uncomfortable. This is important because continued thrusting would be self-defeating: the man would essentially be removing his own sperm at that point.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1642613
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All readable matter in the above post is ficticious... any similarities to real life are purely coincidental. Blessing.
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Nature is perverted.
And so are guys
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Spoon pipes look like dick n ballz
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