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Sheekle
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Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before?
#23838708 - 11/16/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If so please tell the story, thank you in advance.
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Sheekle]
#23838713 - 11/16/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I didn't fall into one, but I had a dumbass knock one over with a forklift while I was in there. Needless to say, I went home from work for the day to shower and change.
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Sheekle] 5
#23838717 - 11/16/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If by Porta potty, you mean your threads, then yes.
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Shiithead] 3
#23838784 - 11/16/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No, but once after Tipper I've walked into an unlocked porta potty containing a fully nude dude who was eating spaghetti out of a bowl with his hands.  Shit you only see at festivals and can not unsee.
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: SARAtonin]
#23838797 - 11/16/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was drinking all night one time many years ago
Fucked one up in the street smashed it over on its side broke the door
Edited by watermelon mon (11/16/16 01:19 PM)
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: watermelon mon] 2
#23838833 - 11/16/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Last time I tried to use a porter potty it was dark and I was trying to do the hover thing. Of course I fucking slipped and reached back to not fall into the toilet and my hand landed in a big puddle of piss.
I don't think I've ever been so grateful for hand sanitizer.
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Sheekle
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23838868 - 11/16/16 01:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ew hand sanitizer isn't gonna wash it off though you needa run some water on that sheeeiitt
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23838919 - 11/16/16 02:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've done the opposite.. Refused to sit down in one. My 1st night at Burning Man, about 2 hours after arrival I go in and they must not have started the daily pumping of them because it was full of shit to the brim... So I really had to shit, but didn't wanna risk sitting in someone's shit, so I hover-pooped the 1st and only time ever (in a PP, pooped in the woods a bunch).. Ended up shitting all over the back of the toilet seat. 
Felt like a dick, so I took the TP and tried knocking it down in the hole, but just ended up smearing it pretty bad. Still feel bad about that. I saw the next day they hose em out 1st thing in the morning, so it wasn't all bad, but I'll never forget that moment. Mixture of sheer excitement for having finally arrived at what I had built up in my mind to be my Mecca, mixed with having to shit terribly and then the guilt for doing what I did.
Figured I'd share.
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Sheekle]
#23838987 - 11/16/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Ew hand sanitizer isn't gonna wash it off though you needa run some water on that sheeeiitt
I made do with what I had man. Was getting ready to leave, had drank all the water at that point, and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna fight my way back among 50,000 people to buy some... Did stop at the first fast food place on the road for a proper wash though. Still didn't feel remotely clean until I got a shower.
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: SARAtonin]
#23839175 - 11/16/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I haven't....
But this did happen to a friend of a friend .
She was high on acid at a small festival and went to use the porta potty. I think she was trying to sit up on and squat and hover above the toilet hole so she didn't have to sit on the actual seat. Well she ended up slipping or something while trying to hover and she slipped into the hole, I think it was just one of her legs (and maybe her arm) that went into it....but still .
Needless to say, I guess she went into a full on melt down/freak out and had to have someone come pick her up from the festival (I don't know how the story went beyond that, how she got cleaned up before getting picked up, etc...).
I can't imagine being in that situation though...Not only that, but while being high on acid, and at a festival where there's usually not a place to conveniently wash. I don't know what I'd do.
Poor girl.
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SARAtonin said: No, but once after Tipper I've walked into an unlocked porta potty containing a fully nude dude who was eating spaghetti out of a bowl with his hands.  Shit you only see at festivals and can not unsee.

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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: openmind]
#23839319 - 11/16/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I met a guy nicknamed duker because someone locked him in a PP and tipped it
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: musiclover420]
#23839701 - 11/16/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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musiclover420 said: I met a guy nicknamed duker because someone locked him in a PP and tipped it 
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Dawks]
#23839712 - 11/16/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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He was a pretty rowdy guy too so I can see why someone did that too him 
I was doing some work with him in Cali one time with some friends and he casually joked to one of us about how he has been "painting his tent white" every night
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Sheekle]
#23839895 - 11/16/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Porta pottys are disgusting, don't have any exciting stories about one thank the lawd
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23839901 - 11/16/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have heard some stories about peopling hiding in porta potties to sneak into festivals
Not sure if anyone is that desperate but I wouldn't be too surprised if at least some people are...
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: musiclover420]
#23839903 - 11/16/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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At an old warehouse job we only had porta pottys, most people would wait till lunch to use the bathroom and make a big line outside the latrines. Can't imagine how weird it is to take a shit in a latrine with all your coworkers waiting silently 2 feet away.
Especially when you can just go 20min before lunch and avoid all that...
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: thebug76]
#23839928 - 11/16/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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thebug76 said: I didn't fall into one, but I had a dumbass knock one over with a forklift while I was in there. Needless to say, I went home from work for the day to shower and change.
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Niffla] 1
#23839933 - 11/16/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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man walks out of a porta potty and washes his hands in a piss filled urinal, then goes back into the porta poty to die
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: trees]
#23840165 - 11/16/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I worked a job site that had 2 porta pottys side by side filled to the brim with shit. The shit was piled up forming a mound. Appeared that people were planting their feet on either side of the bowl to do a hover shit maneuver. The flies....the flies...
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Re: Anyone ever fall into a porta potty before? [Re: Astral Pain]
#23840362 - 11/16/16 11:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well this is a weird coincidence here.. I was browsing Facebook and saw an article about weird shit that's happened to animals and stuff and read about all these blackbirds that fell dead from the sky on not 1, but 2 New Years Days in a row in the same town.
Then I come here and see the related threads... Crazy
(and PS.. My screen is red because of my blue light filter installed that turns on at 7pm to help me sleep)
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