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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them?
    #23837630 - 11/16/16 03:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Question in the title. Say your best friend was in a coma the last two years.how would you explain recent events to them?


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23837631 - 11/16/16 03:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

ALLAH ACKBAR


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23837632 - 11/16/16 03:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

"sorry man, you woke up in the wrong parallel universe."


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Asante]
    #23837646 - 11/16/16 03:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
"sorry man, you woke up in the wrong parallel universe."





yeah, just like that... ya know


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23837651 - 11/16/16 03:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just go back to sleep. Trust me, you'll be happier that way.


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23837673 - 11/16/16 04:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

sleep, xxzzzzz, well uh, doesn't matter uh, gotta lotta awesome stuff to do.]

ohj hyeah, that would be a good idea, those coma patients actually have a good old time in that place, nkcmlds  ounmmm..

yeha, crazy shit you know. That'[s pretty much what Iwould say to them.


youknow. maybe I'd be like, ya get you blowjob bro. Maybe that'[s wat he wants to here or aybe hear.

ya know. grammar and intelligence..@ alisonwonderlan d oh shit she wdodes,... oh ooh boy

can't wait to see her


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23837676 - 11/16/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

ignorance is bliss


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23837728 - 11/16/16 05:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

na  nah, I know a lot of shit man, I'm like the root of david, shit, like for real.

didn't believe but now you will  fo ohsho


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23848130 - 11/19/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The past is repeating itself, we didnt learn much from WW2


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: morpheus85]
    #23848154 - 11/19/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

its all fucked up.. here have some booze you are going to need it.


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: rackem]
    #23848194 - 11/19/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Umm I hate to break it to you but lil missy Fortuna hasnt been much of herself lately.



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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Asante]
    #23848217 - 11/19/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



***:popcorn:


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: morpheus85]
    #23849488 - 11/19/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

morpheus85 said:
The past is repeating itself, we didnt learn much from WW2





Yeah, it was a complicated, war.. kinda still going on. We must undersand things first, but it is difficult.

Can't wait for the world to be saved, hopefull it doesn't take too long!


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23849531 - 11/19/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The corporate elite ran business as usual, while an exciting puppet show went on in the streets below, to tears and raucous applause
aaaaand ...overseas a bunch of people kept bombing one another as the result of actions directed by said corporate elite to pursue profit and control


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Re: If someone was in a coma for the last two years how would you explain recent events to them? [Re: Ezuma] * 1
    #23849871 - 11/19/16 08:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I would apologize for waking them up, but their insurance is about to be repealed and they need to find someplace else to be a vegetable.


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