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Gotta vent here
    #23834642 - 11/15/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So there is this spider in my fireplace. Pretty big nasty fucker. Anyways, I don't have the heart to kill it. After research I discovered it was a female and didn't tell my woman because they make babies and that would stress the fuck out of her. When we first saw the spider it was being chased by another big fucker, a male. Now the big problem comes to life. There is literally a way to cock block this spider and I thought I did a good job... Well, turns out, I found the male. On the floor drained of all its insides covered in the unique web that the southern house spider makes. Much like the preying mantis, Spiders also participate in the killing of the males after they do the doo. So now I haven't seen it in a couple of days and usually I can see her every night. I'm really intimidated at the fact that she could be laying eggs right now. The reality that I have to take care of the situation soon sucks. That is all. Feedback is welcome.


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Re: Gotta vent here [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23834649 - 11/15/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Big deal, think of all the spider eggs that have hatched in your house without you even knowing.

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Re: Gotta vent here [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23834660 - 11/15/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's true, but definitely not this kind. It's  like a mini, velvety, tarantula and coming from an animal enthusiast, that motherfucker creeps me out. I think I would be uncomfortable if there was another mini tarantula(s) in this dwelling. Other spiders, no biggie but damn.


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Re: Gotta vent here [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23834670 - 11/15/16 08:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



Would you be ok with More than one of those beasts in your house?


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Re: Gotta vent here [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23834674 - 11/15/16 08:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Burn it with fire. :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Gotta vent here [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23834698 - 11/15/16 08:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lots of people have said that very thing.


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Re: Gotta vent here [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23835055 - 11/15/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

that's a pretty big fucking spider...even compared to the ones i see in hawaii (cane spiders)

here's a video of one of em (the guy filming it is kind of a douche)



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Re: Gotta vent here [Re: crackbaby]
    #23835249 - 11/15/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That looks very similar to the males of this species. The Google Gods tell me this type can get up to almost 3 inches. But those cane spiders can get up to 7 inches.


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Re: Gotta vent here [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23835496 - 11/15/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ill give you 5 :mushroom2: if you take a pic of you holding it :awehigh:


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Re: Gotta vent here [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23835618 - 11/15/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Although the rating would be welcomed, I haven't come up with a way to flush it out of its home in the bricks. Apparently they rarely come out.


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