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InvisibleModestMouse
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Mean things sheekle did 2 u * 3
    #23833783 - 11/14/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He fucking blew a load in my soup
He put the cream in cream of onion

So help me god ill track him down and fuckin teabag his sorry ass

What did he do to you


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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #23833813 - 11/14/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

creamed in my eye penis cock


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Invisibleohcrapitsnico
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #23833832 - 11/14/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

he pp n my diapie


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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: ohcrapitsnico] * 6
    #23833847 - 11/14/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and brought a plague unto our houses.

"he did?"

No, but are we just going to sit around waiting until he does? Lets get him boys!


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OfflinePartoftheSource
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23833851 - 11/14/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sheekle told me a reaaaally lame joke once. It was a side-effect of his innate homosexuality and permanent brain damage from boofing jenkem.


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OfflineThe Cheshire Cat
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #23833889 - 11/14/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He gave me nightmares...
:horrified:


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InvisibleSARAtonin
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: The Cheshire Cat] * 4
    #23834147 - 11/14/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He kicked my dog.


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OfflineCanadian Jesus
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: SARAtonin] * 2
    #23834159 - 11/14/16 10:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He molested my cat.


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Definitely have more respect for sheekle than I do for unjust laws


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OfflineA.RichardTrickle
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23834163 - 11/14/16 10:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lowered my dangerously low IQ by reading his posts.


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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23834199 - 11/14/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Generally sheekle has been very polite to me outside of the one isolated incident in which he sexually harassed me by fondling my unsuspecting genitalia.

The moment still haunts me at times.


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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: Niffla]
    #23834243 - 11/14/16 11:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

HI SHEEKLE. :wave:


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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: Magicman69]
    #23834250 - 11/14/16 11:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He nignored me so I did him back.

Honestly best decision ever.

So I can't even say it was mean of him.  Thank you.


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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: Enjoywho] * 8
    #23834293 - 11/15/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He turned me into a newt!



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OfflineSunnyD
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23834345 - 11/15/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He tells me to *stfu*
Then turns around and says just as putrid stuff

Very condensending that one


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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: SunnyD] * 2
    #23834508 - 11/15/16 05:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He once told me he'd give me a hard boiled egg, so I was waiting for this egg, but he never even put the water on, so I didn't get the egg.

:uhno:


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InvisibleSARAtonin
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23834573 - 11/15/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
He turned me into a newt!






:lol:


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OfflinePsilosopherr
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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23834596 - 11/15/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
He turned me into a newt!





congrats on making the one amusing post of the whole thread :whatyougonnado:

edit: except maybe turtletotems


Edited by Psilosopherr (11/15/16 07:19 AM)


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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23834723 - 11/15/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He ignored me because I told him he was an idiot for wanting to kill tigers or something. And then said I "bit the hand that feeds" :confused2:


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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23834780 - 11/15/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He told me he DIDN'T LOVE ME.
That I wasn't p0pular and gay enough for him

Then I cried all over D floor then sheekle told me to "stfu dz"






I thought this was:lol: funny:bonghit:


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Re: Mean things sheekle did 2 u [Re: ModestMouse] * 4
    #23834802 - 11/15/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

he stole my LNC

mocked my EMC

gave me cotton fever by selling me his cats ashes as heroin

he spanked my mother

drank my beers

and peed in my litter box!!!!!!!


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