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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: twighead]
#23862373 - 11/24/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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twighead said: As stated earlier in the thread...
> come up with a way to stream data into this bot: http://poker.srv.ualberta.ca/
> have it play for you
> make a fuck ton of money 
statistically the bot plays a perfect game of poker 
It was trained using more poker games than the entire human race has played in its existence.
the bot is pretty good. smoked me bad on my first run through. I'm gonna try again when i have more time to pay attention.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa]
#23862480 - 11/24/16 02:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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still beat me by 35 bucks the second time
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa]
#23862508 - 11/24/16 03:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It makes some curious decisions sometimes in the short term- but it seems when you play it over the course of 75+ games it becomes nearly impossible to win.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: twighead]
#23862846 - 11/24/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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twighead said: As stated earlier in the thread...
> come up with a way to stream data into this bot: http://poker.srv.ualberta.ca/
> have it play for you
> make a fuck ton of money 
statistically the bot plays a perfect game of poker 
It was trained using more poker games than the entire human race has played in its existence.
Those canadians are bad at poker cause I beat the shit out of that computer after 100 hands.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: twighead]
#23863000 - 11/24/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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twighead said: It makes some curious decisions sometimes in the short term- but it seems when you play it over the course of 75+ games it becomes nearly impossible to win.
lol. i was up 350 on hand 94. still managed to lose by 35 bucks. 
the bot has pretty predictable play though (it never limps in to a hand, for instance). The mistake i made the first time through was giving the bot's raises too much respect.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#23869706 - 11/26/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Guys. I played for 4 hours today and I turned a $3 profit!
Hell yeah.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23870479 - 11/26/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Some days are gonna be like that, it's the nature of the game. Over all though, are you still meeting your minimum profit level?
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23870805 - 11/26/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Guys. I played for 4 hours today and I turned a $3 profit!
Hell yeah.
How much do you think went down the hole in that 4 hours? How much do you think you toked the dealer?
I think that's the most frustrating thing. that's why i like your 4 hour rule; the rake takes a lot out of you on a 12 or 16 hour run. It forces you to be too profitable over too long of a span to make up for it.
nothing quite like walking away even, when you know that you toked the dealers 300 that day
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa]
#23871217 - 11/27/16 06:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said:
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Patlal said: Guys. I played for 4 hours today and I turned a $3 profit!
Hell yeah.
How much do you think went down the hole in that 4 hours? How much do you think you toked the dealer?
I think that's the most frustrating thing. that's why i like your 4 hour rule; the rake takes a lot out of you on a 12 or 16 hour run. It forces you to be too profitable over too long of a span to make up for it.
nothing quite like walking away even, when you know that you toked the dealers 300 that day
If by toked you mean tipped, the answer is 0. I don't tip the dealers. They work at a high wage in a secure government protected job. I'm the one taking all the risk, the house takes a rake and I'm playing against good players. I'm not giving any of my winnings away ever. Forget that.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23871705 - 11/27/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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well, i don't know how it is in canada, but around here poker dealers only make about 20,000 in wages per year. They are paying their mortgages and feeding their kids with those tips. Also, when there is a dispute on the table and the floor manager gets called over, the dealer is going to remember the guy that never tips.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#23872183 - 11/27/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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$122 today! Played for an hour and 45 minutes
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23872545 - 11/27/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ya I usually play for a couple hours at the local bar. I tip out generally 40-80 bucks. But they aren't getting paid to deal they just volunteer to do it. Plus I'm usually so far ahead that it really doesn't matter to me.
If I drink all night for free. And walk out with 20 bucks in profit that's fine with me.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Enjoywho]
#23891583 - 12/03/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Here's an update.
November summary:
$511 in gains $335 in losses
Profit of $176.
Mediocre, but for my first 2 weeks, I won't complain
I'm having a horrible December thus far. I'm only $50 ahead now. I made 3 bad decisions and I've been rivered twice. I have a lot to learn but I'm still in the black! $50 is $50 lol.
But don't worry. I'm very determined. I will succeed at this. I promised myself.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23891608 - 12/03/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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too bad you don't play online so we could all see a graph you know
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: venetianblinds]
#23891617 - 12/03/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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venetianblinds said: too bad you don't play online so we could all see a graph you know
I play real world poker where dumb mistakes, string bets and accidental showed card preflop because the card hit the table weird and flipped up.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: venetianblinds]
#23891618 - 12/03/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chalk it up to a win either way. Gas money to and from the casino at least.
You're starting off pretty well considering.
You aren't drinking when you're playing or anything, are you?
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23891625 - 12/03/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PatrickKn said: Chalk it up to a win either way. Gas money to and from the casino at least.
You're starting off pretty well considering.
You aren't drinking when you're playing or anything, are you?
I never drink while playing poker. I drink too much already. I'm not adding to it.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23891631 - 12/03/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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venetianblinds said: too bad you don't play online so we could all see a graph you know
I play real world poker where dumb mistakes, string bets and accidental showed card preflop because the card hit the table weird and flipped up.
I was at a tourney once where I called a guys allin, put my cards on the table and he tabled his, I had the better hand. and what did the real world dealer do? threw my fucking cards in the muck. end of hand. I finished second to that fucker.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23891664 - 12/03/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PatrickKn said: Chalk it up to a win either way. Gas money to and from the casino at least.
You're starting off pretty well considering.
You aren't drinking when you're playing or anything, are you?
I never drink while playing poker. I drink too much already. I'm not adding to it.
Well that's no fun.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: venetianblinds]
#23891665 - 12/03/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said:
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venetianblinds said: too bad you don't play online so we could all see a graph you know
I play real world poker where dumb mistakes, string bets and accidental showed card preflop because the card hit the table weird and flipped up.
I was at a tourney once where I called a guys allin, put my cards on the table and he tabled his, I had the better hand. and what did the real world dealer do? threw my fucking cards in the muck. end of hand. I finished second to that fucker.
Rules are rules. You fucked up. You pay for your stupidity.
Poker is already hard enough, don't go and fuck yourself over on top of it.
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