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Patlal
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa]
#23847803 - 11/19/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thanks for the tip, but I will play the way I want to play
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23847813 - 11/19/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's your dime.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal] 2
#23847882 - 11/19/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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you will play the way I tell you to play patlal
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Patlal
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Moonshoe]
#23847901 - 11/19/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: you will play the way I tell you to play patlal
Yes master.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23847910 - 11/19/16 09:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: koods]
#23848836 - 11/19/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Honestly I got introduced to it about 2 years ago, probably a little more, and found that I had an affinity towards it. Got a lot of free time on my hands so I played a lot of online play chip games then switched to cash games along with inviting over fools with way too much money to give me theirs.
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Middleman

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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: TheMovement]
#23849021 - 11/19/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do any of you guys know of US poker sites with free rolls? Merge/Carbon used to have them but switched to points requirement...
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Middleman]
#23849039 - 11/19/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Try Seals With Clubs. It's a bitcoin host. I haven't used it in a long time though, things may have changed. They used to have tons of free rolls though. Instant payouts. Good host.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#23849130 - 11/19/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: Don't short yourself on ammunition. It's one of the biggest mistakes people make. Always buy in for the maximum.
Yep. You want as many chips as possible to ensure you have the max amount for when you do get paid. Only got half well half is all your going to get when you hit the nuts.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Middleman]
#23849137 - 11/19/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Middleman said: Do any of you guys know of US poker sites with free rolls? Merge/Carbon used to have them but switched to points requirement...
Online is banned in the US. It's what ultimately made me stop playing. There's a few but they will just take your money and you will never get paid off them.
Too much money going to European countries as the big ones like PokerStars and fulfilt are there. Just like cocaine government doesn't really care until too much of our money is going to another country and not paying their taxes.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23861634 - 11/23/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What's up? How's the poker going? Still in the black?
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Patlal
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa]
#23861681 - 11/23/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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still in the black
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23861691 - 11/23/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I see a red door and I want to paint a hairless pussy on it.
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Patlal
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23861695 - 11/23/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: I see a red door and I want to paint a hairless pussy on it.
You have weird fantasies.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23861696 - 11/23/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: I see a red door and I want to paint a hairless pussy on it.
that would have been a more interesting song.
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa]
#23861867 - 11/23/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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especially to make that sound good... seems like it wouldn't really be in 4/4 anymore. More of a 'zappaesque' approach to lyrics, you're onto something!
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: ballsalsa]
#23861877 - 11/23/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No colors anymore, I want them to turn into hairless pussies.
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koods
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Patlal]
#23861987 - 11/23/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: still in the black
I'm bored. Where can we play head to head poker to the death?
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Middleman

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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: koods]
#23862002 - 11/23/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I sure miss online poker, but goddam it was a time-waster. Up to $500 down to $100 back up to $500 back down to $100...
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Re: Well this is it! I have reconsidered poker as a career. [Re: Middleman]
#23862036 - 11/23/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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As stated earlier in the thread...
> come up with a way to stream data into this bot: http://poker.srv.ualberta.ca/
> have it play for you
> make a fuck ton of money 
statistically the bot plays a perfect game of poker 
It was trained using more poker games than the entire human race has played in its existence.
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