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falsereality


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I just had sex! 1
#23827821 - 11/13/16 02:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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and it feels so good .
Post here every time you have sex, I'm wondering how often you guys get laid...
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Connoisseur

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i havent had sex in about 6 months 
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Cujllickduo


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Had sex last night an i slepped like a baby
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


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All right op! Consensual right? Were both of you concious?
Was there butt stuff?
I need details god damnit!
Don't be a dirty whore bulbasaur!
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SinSemilla
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dude I rarely get laid ... and I'm not ugly but I look ugly as fuck on pictures so I had this selfie that kinda looked weird .. had it and never added new ones for about a year or two... then the other day I decided to change my profile picture To a picture of when I was removing a tree from a house , on one hand the Chainsaw and my free one holding a branch for balance , no harness at all . After changing my pictures all of a sudden I notice a shit ton of girls were viewing me and I was getting matches left and right ...I'm even having conversations with several girls now...and they are hot.. one called me her rubby ducky.. 27 yr old who's never had a gf. My picture in the tree it's about to get me my first gf
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Congratulations
on becoming TheMovement Jr.
At least you don't try to act like the whole point wasn't to brag that you just had sex.
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Edited by ruaware (12/06/16 03:14 AM)
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falsereality


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: ruaware]
#23827867 - 11/13/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I reject being associated with the rapist known as the movement. I just thought it would be cool to have a thread to post in. When a member gets laid.
Yes it was consenaual and i made her dinner, lol.
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falsereality


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Fuck yeah semilla, get on that shit bro. First time you have sex with a chick make sure it's phenomenal, so they'll hit you up again. Knowing how to find the g spot is a must and *do not* skip the foreplay.
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falsereality


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Also, lambskin condoms, worth it.
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KaptKid
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never skip the foreplay...
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OhMrJohnson
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One time I banged my ex so hard that she creamed all over my bed
That stain never did come out
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Jokeshopbeard
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Shroomslip said: At least you don't try to act like the whole point wasn't to brag that you just had sex.
Precisely, I like the theme, and wish I could add to the 1 sex = 1 post theme but I haven't had sex in 10 months, easily the longest time since my teens, and I don't know how long it's gonna be before I will again. I feel life has made it clear that I can't go looking for it right now, but fuck me it's fucking frustrating at times. Some days I feel a wild animal in me come rearing up with sexual aggression.
I guess I can say that the last girl I had sex with was the most physically compatible partner I've ever had, even though we had very little emotional connection. She was the first squirter I've been with (which loses its appeal very quickly IMO, too much soaking up to do), and I broke my personal record during one of our last sessions by bringing her to orgasm 20+ times. She was a lot of fun, and we had some great sessions on various 2C's, but without deep emotional connection, I used to end up feeling real hollow once I'd cum.
As someone here once said, post cum wisdom is a real thing.
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Jokeshopbeard
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falsereality said: First time you have sex with a chick make sure it's phenomenal
Is that even possible? I guess I was only 14 my first time, so that may have added to it; but the first time was a fucking disaster. Had noooo idea what I was doing.
I wouldn't say I was much good at sex at all until I was 18, and it wasn't until about 10 years after that that I felt confident enough to know that I was really very good at it. It's a fucking artform IMO, and it takes lots of practice and lots of subtle realisations to master it.
And then just to make things even more tricky (as a male) women vary so much in terms of compatibility.
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TheMovement
faeirie princess in training



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Shroomslip said: Congratulations
on becoming TheMovement Jr.
At least you don't try to act like the whole point wasn't to brag that you just had sex.
TeeHee 
Im like 9 days deep and so god damn horny, i even started tindering. Had to go to the rents for the night and have no partners here I've had sleepovers pretty much every day this past week so I havent had a chance to invite any of my intimate friends over, im going bonkers =/
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falsereality said: I reject being associated with the rapist known as the movement. I just thought it would be cool to have a thread to post in. When a member gets laid.
Yes it was consenaual and i made her dinner, lol.
There has been no point in my life where I ever raped someone. That is absurd and completely against my morals.
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Jokeshopbeard
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TheMovement said: There has been no point in my life where I ever raped someone. That is absurd and completely against my morals.
I have no opinion on what you've done sexually, and I despise the way that some members constantly attack you about this, but I have to say I feel some of your threads about sex have been pretty cringeworthy. Maybe something to consider in future.
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stzacrack
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No sex here, but def congrats man!
Awesome feeling when you are just glowing afterwards
Were u in a drought? Or was it with someone you had your heart set on?
Party on Garth
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stzacrack
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SinSemilla said: dude I rarely get laid ... and I'm not ugly but I look ugly as fuck on pictures so I had this selfie that kinda looked weird .. had it and never added new ones for about a year or two... then the other day I decided to change my profile picture To a picture of when I was removing a tree from a house , on one hand the Chainsaw and my free one holding a branch for balance , no harness at all . After changing my pictures all of a sudden I notice a shit ton of girls were viewing me and I was getting matches left and right ...I'm even having conversations with several girls now...and they are hot.. one called me her rubby ducky.. 27 yr old who's never had a gf. My picture in the tree it's about to get me my first gf
Us tree guys rule bro!
N yea climbing pictures definitely up the ante, nothin like being a bona fide badass
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mͯó



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I had the weirdest craziest non-penetration super high on mxe, & deschloro-ketamine, multiple continual cyclical tantric orgasm with both clothes on and off three some sexual experience a couple nights ago which I guess counts
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daz01
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TheMovement said:Im like 9 days deep and so god damn horny, i even started tindering. Had to go to the rents for the night and have no partners here I've had sleepovers pretty much every day this past week so I havent had a chance to invite any of my intimate friends over, im going bonkers =/
I went 29 days without an orgasm as I felt I was dependent on porn too much (I'd rather masturbate than have a guy or women come over), I ended it last week. For the first 3 weeks, it was great. I felt amazing and was exercising like a maniac and obsessed with nutrition. 4th week though, it seemed to have backfired and I was really depressed with uncontrollable irritability/anger. When it happened, biggest orgasm and load I've ever had. It was like a fountain. It lifted the depression almost instantly and I jogged to the shops for food 
I've not been interested in sex or people for 4+ years due to health problems and addiction but now I am free from both, it is one my biggest priorities. I'll be trying POF and OKC soon... I just need to learn how to take selfies and get some good photos. It sucks though, I live in a small town and the hookup sites are bare.... little choice for women. Imma be joining fitness classes soon anyways, yoga and a few others. Gonna be plenty of women there  I had a guy over last night and sure, it's fun but I just don't have the same physical or emotional attraction to guys as I do women
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I had sex like 12 times this weekend. I was up until 5am last night
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OP is literally 300+ pounds i bet the girl was too
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Sheekle]
#23828133 - 11/13/16 07:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe she was one of those giant scary Amazonian women
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Asante
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I just had sex!
OK I';m jealous, I wanna fuck so badly today.
Just had cybersex but that doesnt count
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante]
#23828163 - 11/13/16 07:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said:
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I just had sex!
OK I';m jealous, I wanna fuck so badly today.
Just had cybersex but that doesnt count 
how did you have cybersex?
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Asante
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Second Life.
Virtual world nookie between hot looking avs in combination with intensive textbased RP.
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daz01
Learning


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante] 1
#23828176 - 11/13/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said:
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I just had sex!
OK I';m jealous, I wanna fuck so badly today.
Just had cybersex but that doesnt count 
It's hard to find gay sex where you live? How about Craigslist? Not all people are weirdos on there, I met a few decent guys
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Asante
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01] 2
#23828181 - 11/13/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Daz - I really don't want to do sex with someone I 'm not in an intimate relationship with. I have never been one for casual sex, its just not me. Love or bust.
If I'm not in love I might as well jack off.
I'd much rather cuddle up with someone cute than have sex with them if I don't love them, seriously.
I was raped as a child. Sex without love is a huge turnoff for me.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante] 2
#23828197 - 11/13/16 08:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: I'd much rather cuddle up with someone cute than have sex with them if I don't love them, seriously.
This. Exactly this. I had a ton of sex with women I had little emotional bond with after my wife left, but it just felt so fucking hollow. Well, not during the sex, but straight after I came. It just felt like self abuse in the end - like I was breaking a little of my heart and soul each time for it. Hence why I stopped 10 months ago and intend to never get into sex with someone I don't have a deep love and bond with again.
Unfortunately I only have one female friend I can share a good long cuddle with, and thankfully we're going away next weekend, but I might have to start asking my other female friend too - good, long, comfortable laying down, snuggled up cuddles are in serious short supply in my life right now..
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Had sex 2 week ago. Didn't make thread about.
Because I NEVER make shit threads EVER!
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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I slay puss every day. I crush it in to oblivion.
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Cowb0yNeal00


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Pay ras back!
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante]
#23828362 - 11/13/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: Second Life.
Virtual world nookie between hot looking avs in combination with intensive textbased RP.
i have no idea what that means
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falsereality


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What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
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falsereality


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Cowb0yNeal00 said: Pay ras back! 
Im shipping him his laptop and 500 usd in hardware to make up for the delay on monday, stfu neal. This isn't between me and you.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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falsereality said:

What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
Ummm... Is that a jizz stain on your panties???
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Patlal]
#23828457 - 11/13/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I haven't had sex in a year and a bit... i'm 18. fml
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falsereality


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Patlal]
#23828507 - 11/13/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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falsereality said:

What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
Ummm... Is that a jizz stain on your panties???
Her panties. And idk, i shoved them in her mouth so i really couldn't tell you.
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Asante
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Asante said: Second Life.
Virtual world nookie between hot looking avs in combination with intensive textbased RP.
i have no idea what that means 
Second Life Is a free virtual world where you can create yourself in an image you prefer and explore a world full of activity. The place is like 200 square miles in size, theres around 10,000-40,000 people online any given time.
I have about a dozen identities there, one of them is this charming fellow:

The picture is taken in the temple he used to run there. I still have a small private temple there, created with sacred geometry.
Its not a game, its a world. You can chat, roleplay, do fun stuff, almost anything that a million members can think of.
One of the things one of my avatars (thats what you call a virtual person, he is an avatar of you) is into is pretty extreme virtual BDSM, thats an example of an adult activity I enjoy.
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Morel Guy
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falsereality said:
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Patlal said:
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falsereality said:

What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
Ummm... Is that a jizz stain on your panties???
Her panties. And idk, i shoved them in her mouth so i really couldn't tell you.
Is that a post op tranny?
Looks like a dudes ass.
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daz01
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falsereality said:
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Patlal said:
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falsereality said:

What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
Ummm... Is that a jizz stain on your panties???
Her panties. And idk, i shoved them in her mouth so i really couldn't tell you.
Her? I thought it was a guy. Maybe just an awkward angle
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PartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY



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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
#23828718 - 11/13/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I havent been laid in 3 months since I moved to Illinois to sober up and get my shit together. Funny how that works.
fml.
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pachoo
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That picture makes me have questions.
Is that a veiny elbow at the top? What is that?
Why are those panties dirty?!
But mainly tell me what that thing is at the top!! It's freaking me out man.
Oh and I had sex on wed. My favorite day of the week.
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PartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY



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falsereality said:

What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
This chic has the curves and the ass of a nine year old boy. Less not even get into that jizz and poop smear.
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PartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY



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#23828728 - 11/13/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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pachoo said:
But mainly tell me what that thing is at the top!! It's freaking me out man.
LOL! It does look like a veiny elbow, but my guess is it's a pillow she's resting on.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Oh shit lol I didn't see the smear 
Shit's down down.
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ohcrapitsnico
The Other One


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Looks like theres skidmarks on that underwear too.
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koods
Ribbit



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#23828744 - 11/13/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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falsereality said:

What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
Ummm... Is that a jizz stain on your panties???
That's not him. There aren't enough pixels on your screen to show a picture of his ass.
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CookieCrumbs
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God this is why I don't read comments with porn. Why do you have to point out the flaws in everything??????????
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pachoo
Witchakookoo


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It could be.. but now all I see is a weird off color veiny elbow. I'm stuck on it now.
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#23828764 - 11/13/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am too. Now
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I mean this isn't like a pimple on her butt.
She sharted and he's bragging.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: koods]
#23828780 - 11/13/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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To the two posters that said 'fml' - I just looked it up, does it stand for 'fuck my life'?
If so, why guys?? It's easier that it's ever been throughout human history to go and get laid. Maybe you got a lot of other shit going on which is why you said that, but since this is a thread about having sex, and that's the first time I've seen that said, I'm assuming it's in relation to the fact you're not having enough sex...
@all the people harshly criticizing the pic that was added - I suggest you all get out there and have sex asap - I think you need a good, long, hard, sweaty and filthy session. Connect with your inner animal and I guarantee you'll be giving not one fuck about the state of knickers any more.
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CookieCrumbs said: God this is why I don't read comments with porn. Why do you have to point out the flaws in everything??????????
Yup!
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I got laid the other day for one of my best friends phone numbers.
Shes my ex. Asked for my friends number, I said no. She says I'll fuck you for it....I say ok.......I couldn't finish so I after we got dressed I was like tough luck, I can't give you his number.
Called him asked if it was ok to give his number out. He's like wtf? What kind of person does that? No she can't have my number. When she met him it was at his house with me. She was checking out a wire wrap he had for sale. When I told him about her fucking me for his number he was just like here I got you birthday present.

It was really weird sex. Like I haven't had sex in months and this is how I break that? It was like fasting and then eating a taco from tacobell.
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That wire wrap is bad ass! Your friend fucked you for a chance to buy a wire wrap? I need better friends!
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
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vandago said: I mean this isn't like a pimple on her butt.
She sharted and he's bragging.
I think he gave her panties a dirty sanchez after grueling butt sex. I mean he gave him a sanchez.
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PartoftheSource said: That wire wrap is bad ass! Your friend fucked you for a chance to buy a wire wrap? I need better friends!
No my ex fucked me for my best friends phone number, and since I didn't give it to her he gave me the wrap as props.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
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vandago said: He's like wtf? What kind of person does that?
Yeah that's fucking bizarre man. I'm not even sure I'd take a girl up on that, sounds like something someone who probably hates themselves would say. Why couldn't you finish, drugs or weird vibes from this chick?
EDIT: Oh she's an ex? I missed that part. Forget the bizzare part. Still an interesting offer though, you sure she didn't just wanna fuck you anyway?
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i want asante to jizz down my throat
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Sheekle]
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He can blow it down your esophagus and tap your anus with MXE at the same time. It's basically DP but one end takes a while to feel good.
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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vandago said: He's like wtf? What kind of person does that?
Yeah that's fucking bizarre man. I'm not even sure I'd take a girl up on that, sounds like something someone who probably hates themselves would say. Why couldn't you finish, drugs or weird vibes from this chick?
EDIT: Oh she's an ex? I missed that part. Forget the bizzare part. Still an interesting offer though, you sure she didn't just wanna fuck you anyway?
Combo of drugs and awkwardness. Like after 25 minutes of fucking it wasn't really worth the effort in my mind. She's really attractive.
She wasn't all that pissed she didn't get my friends number. I dunno, I did mostly out of boredom and the fact I have nothing else going on......but it was so empty I was like meh.
We have been friends for like 8 years. We sorta dated like 2 years ago. By dated I mean we ate a lot of drugs and fucked. We didn't like go out in public or anything. She was banging too many dudes to go out with them and fuck her game up.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
#23828919 - 11/13/16 12:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sloppy 15ths?
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I wrote a song about her cumming out of her ass on me when we were fucking.
I made a girl cum out her ass I called that girl a whore she said no baby please dont stop I've never done that before and as the cum dripped down her thighs it puddled to the floor I said "shut up you stupid bitch, that's another guys cum for sure!"
She. Is. Nuts. Girls can't cum out their butts. I.May. Be a putz. But I will tell you whut....
I KNOW IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO CUM OUT YOUR FILTHY BUTTHOLE WHAT KIND OF SHIT YOU TRYING TO PULL YOU FUCKING DOUBLE DIPPED YOU HO!!!!!
So she turned and looked at me, Said "baby what is wrong?......I never let my fiance in there, his dick is WAY too long......your dick, it's the perfect size! That's why I let YOU in! And baby, you made me cum out my ass! So baby! YOU! WIN!
She. Is. Nuts. Girls can't cum out their butts. I.May. Be a putz. But I will tell you whut....
I KNOW IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO CUM OUT YOUR FILTHY BUTTHOLE WHAT KIND OF SHIT YOU TRYING TO PULL YOU FUCKING DOUBLE DIPPED YOU HO!!!!!
So I tucked my dick away I hung my head in shame She could have used an enema That shit was really lame Now I'm covered in testosterone Another males juice but all of this explains just why her.ass.was.so.damn.loose
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I have a problem with sex where If my partner is not extremely hot, then I lose the allure with them after several times and it becomes difficult for me to keep doing it with them. Even when they are really hot... Makes me feel so shallow. My dicks got its own mind and it always needs a new partner. Theres a name for this phenomenon that is seen in lab animals. It's caused me to avoid sex lately because I feel like I usually end up hurting my partners feels by stopping sex with them. I'm such a loser
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
#23828937 - 11/13/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Have I seen this song before? I think I remember it.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
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You're a poet, vadangle.
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Ya I have posted it in romp and the music section a few times.
Its the only song I actually perform. It goes over really well on stage.
Around christmas I sing it acapella, kinda zappa esq vocals.
It's never going to get me laid, but it gets me laughs.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: trees]
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trees said: I have a problem with sex where If my partner is not extremely hot, then I lose the allure with them after several times and it becomes difficult for me to keep doing it with them. Even when they are really hot... Makes me feel so shallow. My dicks got its own mind and it always needs a new partner. Theres a name for this phenomenon that is seen in lab animals. It's caused me to avoid sex lately because I feel like I usually end up hurting my partners feels by stopping sex with them. I'm such a loser 
That's called maturity.
It's just smart to avoid the girls that aren't hot to start with. Ugly girls are easy tho so it's tricky!
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: trees]
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trees said: I have a problem with sex where If my partner is not extremely hot, then I lose the allure with them after several times and it becomes difficult for me to keep doing it with them. Even when they are really hot... Makes me feel so shallow. My dicks got its own mind and it always needs a new partner. Theres a name for this phenomenon that is seen in lab animals. It's caused me to avoid sex lately because I feel like I usually end up hurting my partners feels by stopping sex with them. I'm such a loser 
You're a loser? LOL Fuck dude, chill. Sounds like you're looking for a connection. Sounds like the type of thing the right girl is gonna melt over, in more way than one.
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To the two posters that said 'fml' - I just looked it up, does it stand for 'fuck my life'?
If so, why guys?? It's easier that it's ever been throughout human history to go and get laid. Maybe you got a lot of other shit going on which is why you said that, but since this is a thread about having sex, and that's the first time I've seen that said, I'm assuming it's in relation to the fact you're not having enough sex...
oh man i was just kidding, people say fml in a kidding tone for the most part, I am living in a very repressed part of the world where it is sort of hard to have sex but will be returning to california in 6 months. It is what it is, i'm not too worried
and yeah I realize that I could if I tried, I will try and have more sex soon hopefully
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Connoisseur said: i havent had sex in about 6 months  
Shit...
...I'm getting close to making it all the way through my 20s with out having sex once . (last time for me was when I was around 20, and turning 30 in a few months)
Haven't even been on a date as a 20-something year old either.
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openmind said:
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Connoisseur said: i havent had sex in about 6 months  
Shit...
...I'm getting close to making it all the way through my 20s with out having sex once . (last time for me was when I was around 20, and turning 30 in a few months)
Haven't even been on a date as a 20-something year old either.
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Fuuuuck. Thanks for putting my woes-is-mes into perspective, bro.
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I havent had sex in two years last time it was with a 18 year old whore/peice of ass but it felt so good but I couldn't bang her anymore before that it was 6 years I've basically only had sex once per year If I holler at a 20 year old at school(27) I don't even know what my life would entail I don't have any money in the bank or a social life and if she broke up with me in the not to distant future I would feel screwed
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sorry i called u fat OP i was trying to start a weight war i dont actually care how big someone is
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Gosh Sheekle, you are so rude.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: pachoo]
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He's fat shaming me... FAT SHAMING. FAT SHAMING.
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Had sex twice last night, and three times this morning/throughout day.
Probably will be having more sex in a few hours..
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: sorry i called u fat OP i was trying to start a weight war i dont actually care how big someone is
Its very important for calculating orbits and escape velocities.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
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vandago said: I wrote a song about her cumming out of her ass on me when we were fucking.
I made a girl cum out her ass I called that girl a whore she said no baby please dont stop I've never done that before and as the cum dripped down her thighs it puddled to the floor I said "shut up you stupid bitch, that's another guys cum for sure!"
She. Is. Nuts. Girls can't cum out their butts. I.May. Be a putz. But I will tell you whut....
I KNOW IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO CUM OUT YOUR FILTHY BUTTHOLE WHAT KIND OF SHIT YOU TRYING TO PULL YOU FUCKING DOUBLE DIPPED YOU HO!!!!!
So she turned and looked at me, Said "baby what is wrong?......I never let my fiance in there, his dick is WAY too long......your dick, it's the perfect size! That's why I let YOU in! And baby, you made me cum out my ass! So baby! YOU! WIN!
She. Is. Nuts. Girls can't cum out their butts. I.May. Be a putz. But I will tell you whut....
I KNOW IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO CUM OUT YOUR FILTHY BUTTHOLE WHAT KIND OF SHIT YOU TRYING TO PULL YOU FUCKING DOUBLE DIPPED YOU HO!!!!!
So I tucked my dick away I hung my head in shame She could have used an enema That shit was really lame Now I'm covered in testosterone Another males juice but all of this explains just why her.ass.was.so.damn.loose
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ruaware said: i haven't had sex in 19 years
GTFO!

I had sex about 3 days ago or so. Ive been waiting for a long time, like months.
But 19 years......daaaaaaaaaaamn.
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ruaware said: i haven't had sex in 19 years
Please brother, for the love of christ find yourself a good brothel or independent 'escort'. If it's not financially possible, perhaps a sister of mercy from the shroomery can come forth and be of service (no pre-op trannies tho )
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: crackbaby] 4
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Sisters of Mercy.
Sounds like a real group
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HEY NOW! had sex on Friday eve, and just a few hours ago, probably about 2-5 times a week. Glad you are having a good time FR!
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Hey he wrapped it, got to give props for that no matter what!
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante]
#23831491 - 11/14/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sex is overrated. Me and my fiance havent had sex in 2 years. We are trying to save it for marriage and for now focus on our relationship and the little things
plus we are both on methadone so that takes away sex drive
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Good God man. You'd think you would be in a hurry to get married if that's the case.
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We kiss and give back rubs.
Sex just isnt really a priority. We used to have sex all the time
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My sex drive has definitely decreased. I can see once becoming content with another person that it would be less of a priority, and really just more of a risk of virus ( child ).
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
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yeah we also have a crazy 4 year old to deal with so sex is far down on the list
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Did you steal it, or buy it? Congrats!
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Bill_Oreilly said: plus we are both on methadone so that takes away sex drive
Of course sex is overrated when you're a opioid addict.
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Hey guys lol goin in for round 3 after this smoke
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I hate sex (especially the after cumming feeling) and now i an asexual, last time i had sex was from 3 years ago.
My life is waaaaaay better without sex.
And i think sex is overrated too (even when i used to get laid), people would hurt, kill, lie and do lots of bad things to have sex and its euphoria ain't that great, hell a joint of weed for ME is more euphoric than sex.
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Our society has distorted what sex is and means. It should be making love - bodies and souls connecting for eternity. Instead, we fuck each like rabbits because our society as a whole makes us unhappy and our life's unsatisfactory - we fuck each other to temporary fill a hole in our life and then we accidentally spawn more bastard, horrid children.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
#24438749 - 06/27/17 09:09 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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i think you got it backwards
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#24438756 - 06/27/17 09:12 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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this is a high quality thread. its what a high quality thread is. it defines "quality" & this thread is synonymous with the word quality. it has quality written all over it.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01] 1
#24438778 - 06/27/17 09:25 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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daz01 said: It should be making love - bodies and souls connecting for eternity
-------------------- channel your inner Larry David
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: demiu5]
#24438789 - 06/27/17 09:30 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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For eternity was a bit too much.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
#24438793 - 06/27/17 09:31 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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daz01 said:
For eternity was a bit too much.
every post of yours i've had the displeasure of reading has been "a bit too much"
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: demiu5]
#24438806 - 06/27/17 09:36 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey bro, please. I looked at the OTD for the first time in years and seen your mean posts. What a coincidence now I see you trying to bully me. Please be nice.
-------------------- Pain is temporary. It may last for a minute or an hour or a day or even a year but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it will last forever.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
#24438858 - 06/27/17 09:54 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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people often confuse honesty and meanness/rudeness
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
#24438865 - 06/27/17 09:57 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh dont mind him. he's just a bitter betty negative nancy. bicker bicker bicker makes old men age quicker.
come to sprinkles. I will love you up with all the lovey words you'll ever need. love love love love love
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sprinkles said: oh dont mind him. he's just a bitter betty negative nancy. bicker bicker bicker makes old men age quicker.
I know
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
#24440115 - 06/27/17 05:34 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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daz01 said: Our society has distorted what sex is and means. It should be making love - bodies and souls connecting for eternity. Instead, we fuck each like rabbits because our society as a whole makes us unhappy and our life's unsatisfactory - we fuck each other to temporary fill a hole in our life and then we accidentally spawn more bastard, horrid children.
this and then people tell you your open relationship is just as bad as their empty monogamous relationship
like wtf there are no rules to sex, man descended from apes not the other way around
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: sprinkles] 1
#24440181 - 06/27/17 05:54 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: oh dont mind him. he's just a bitter betty negative nancy. bicker bicker bicker makes old men age quicker.
come to sprinkles. I will love you up with all the lovey words you'll ever need. love love love love love
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: twighead]
#24440246 - 06/27/17 06:19 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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pretty sure im about to sleep with my ex in the next 3 days. give or take.
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Had sex about a week ago bout a week ago
was hollow meaningless sex
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: SunnyD]
#24441006 - 06/27/17 10:49 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: SunnyD]
#24441007 - 06/27/17 10:49 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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That sucks, but honestly, it's only your fault in the end - sex has whatever meaning you want to apply to it.
For me, I'm one of the last of a dying breed of highly evolved cognisant starfaring vines manipulating the genetics of one of the native species to produce hybrid offspring.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: twighead]
#24441015 - 06/27/17 10:56 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sex has one meaning: pleasure
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And pleasure can be amplified by your perceptions... if your story is love - and you believe it... that will be a lot more pleasurable than you living the role of some hedonistic nihilistic sloth!
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: twighead]
#24441081 - 06/27/17 11:36 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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twighead said: That sucks, but honestly, it's only your fault in the end - sex has whatever meaning you want to apply to it.
For me, I'm one of the last of a dying breed of highly evolved cognisant starfaring vines manipulating the genetics of one of the native species to produce hybrid offspring.
Is your breed truly dying or in a lull? My kin, never shall be culled
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Fucked 2 nights ago, creampied the vagina
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
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twighead said: That sucks, but honestly, it's only your fault in the end - sex has whatever meaning you want to apply to it.
For me, I'm one of the last of a dying breed of highly evolved cognisant starfaring vines manipulating the genetics of one of the native species to produce hybrid offspring.
Is your breed truly dying or in a lull? My kin, never shall be culled
The species forgets such pursuits, as reproduction for long periods of time, this last cycle lasted 1500000 years approximately, over which the course of many of our bretheren were lost to the depths of space.
However now the calling returns to our mind, we have found a planet and species suitable to our needs. Let the copulation commence!
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: twighead]
#24441321 - 06/28/17 03:26 AM (6 years, 6 months ago) |
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twighead said: I had the weirdest craziest non-penetration super high on mxe, & deschloro-ketamine, multiple continual cyclical tantric orgasm with both clothes on and off three some sexual experience a couple nights ago which I guess counts 
muh dick
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said:
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twighead said: I had the weirdest craziest non-penetration super high on mxe, & deschloro-ketamine, multiple continual cyclical tantric orgasm with both clothes on and off three some sexual experience a couple nights ago which I guess counts 
muh dick
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