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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01] * 1
    #24438778 - 06/27/17 09:25 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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daz01 said:
It should be making love - bodies and souls connecting for eternity






:archiebunker:


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: demiu5]
    #24438789 - 06/27/17 09:30 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh: For eternity was a bit too much.


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
    #24438793 - 06/27/17 09:31 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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daz01 said:
:canthelpbutlaugh: For eternity was a bit too much.






every post of yours i've had the displeasure of reading has been "a bit too much"


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: demiu5]
    #24438806 - 06/27/17 09:36 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Hey bro, please. I looked at the OTD for the first time in years and seen your mean posts.  What a coincidence now I see you trying to bully me. Please be nice.














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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
    #24438858 - 06/27/17 09:54 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

people often confuse honesty and meanness/rudeness


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
    #24438865 - 06/27/17 09:57 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

oh dont mind him. he's just a bitter betty negative nancy.  bicker bicker bicker makes old men age quicker.


come to sprinkles.  I will love you up with all the lovey words you'll ever need.    love love love love love


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: sprinkles]
    #24438883 - 06/27/17 10:03 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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sprinkles said:
oh dont mind him. he's just a bitter betty negative nancy.  bicker bicker bicker makes old men age quicker.






I know :puppydogeyes:


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
    #24440115 - 06/27/17 05:34 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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daz01 said:
Our society has distorted what sex is and means. It should be making love - bodies and souls connecting for eternity. Instead, we fuck each like rabbits because our society as a whole makes us unhappy and our life's unsatisfactory - we fuck each other to temporary fill a hole in our life and then we accidentally spawn more bastard, horrid children.




this and then people tell you your open relationship is just as bad as their empty monogamous relationship

like wtf there are no rules to sex, man descended from apes not the other way around


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #24440181 - 06/27/17 05:54 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sprinkles said:
oh dont mind him. he's just a bitter betty negative nancy.  bicker bicker bicker makes old men age quicker.


come to sprinkles.  I will love you up with all the lovey words you'll ever need.    love love love love love




Yummy



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Re: I just had sex! [Re: twighead]
    #24440246 - 06/27/17 06:19 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

pretty sure im about to sleep with my ex in the next 3 days. give or take.


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality]
    #24440991 - 06/27/17 10:40 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Had sex about a week ago bout a week ago


was hollow meaningless sex


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: SunnyD]
    #24441006 - 06/27/17 10:49 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Posting for tomorrow :vibin::highfive1::ruggedwink::kaneclap::asianofapproval:


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: SunnyD]
    #24441007 - 06/27/17 10:49 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

That sucks, but honestly, it's only your fault in the end - sex has whatever meaning you want to apply to it.

For me, I'm one of the last of a dying breed of highly evolved cognisant starfaring vines manipulating the genetics of one of the native species to produce hybrid offspring.


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: twighead]
    #24441015 - 06/27/17 10:56 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Sex has one meaning: pleasure


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24441030 - 06/27/17 11:05 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

And pleasure can be amplified by your perceptions... if your story is love - and you believe it... that will be a lot more pleasurable than you living the role of some hedonistic nihilistic sloth!


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: twighead]
    #24441081 - 06/27/17 11:36 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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twighead said:
That sucks, but honestly, it's only your fault in the end - sex has whatever meaning you want to apply to it.

For me, I'm one of the last of a dying breed of highly evolved cognisant starfaring vines manipulating the genetics of one of the native species to produce hybrid offspring.




Is your breed truly dying or in a lull?
My kin, never shall be culled


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24441164 - 06/28/17 12:23 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Fucked 2 nights ago, creampied the vagina


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24441255 - 06/28/17 02:11 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

twighead said:
That sucks, but honestly, it's only your fault in the end - sex has whatever meaning you want to apply to it.

For me, I'm one of the last of a dying breed of highly evolved cognisant starfaring vines manipulating the genetics of one of the native species to produce hybrid offspring.




Is your breed truly dying or in a lull?
My kin, never shall be culled



The species forgets such pursuits, as reproduction for long periods of time, this last cycle lasted 1500000 years approximately, over which the course of many of our bretheren were lost to the depths of space.

However now the calling returns to our mind, we have found a planet and species suitable to our needs. Let the copulation commence!


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: twighead]
    #24441321 - 06/28/17 03:26 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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twighead said:
I had the weirdest craziest non-penetration super high on mxe, & deschloro-ketamine, multiple continual cyclical tantric orgasm with both clothes on and off three some sexual experience a couple nights ago which I guess counts :wink:




muh dick


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #24442635 - 06/28/17 04:50 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

twighead said:
I had the weirdest craziest non-penetration super high on mxe, & deschloro-ketamine, multiple continual cyclical tantric orgasm with both clothes on and off three some sexual experience a couple nights ago which I guess counts :wink:




muh dick





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