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crackbaby
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ruaware said: i haven't had sex in 19 years
Please brother, for the love of christ find yourself a good brothel or independent 'escort'. If it's not financially possible, perhaps a sister of mercy from the shroomery can come forth and be of service (no pre-op trannies tho )
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: crackbaby] 4
#23830918 - 11/14/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sisters of Mercy.
Sounds like a real group
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tyrannicalrex
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HEY NOW! had sex on Friday eve, and just a few hours ago, probably about 2-5 times a week. Glad you are having a good time FR!
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Konyap

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don't tell him that he's obv a virgen or something all whores carry herpes they just don't shed it visibly and it's hard to catch once chicks find out what sex feels like they want to bang
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Konyap] 1
#23830956 - 11/14/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hey he wrapped it, got to give props for that no matter what!
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Asante
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante]
#23831491 - 11/14/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sex is overrated. Me and my fiance havent had sex in 2 years. We are trying to save it for marriage and for now focus on our relationship and the little things
plus we are both on methadone so that takes away sex drive
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"We are trying to focus on the little things. Like dope."
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larry.fisherman
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Good God man. You'd think you would be in a hurry to get married if that's the case.
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Bill_Oreilly
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We kiss and give back rubs.
Sex just isnt really a priority. We used to have sex all the time
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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My sex drive has definitely decreased. I can see once becoming content with another person that it would be less of a priority, and really just more of a risk of virus ( child ).
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
#23831582 - 11/14/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah we also have a crazy 4 year old to deal with so sex is far down on the list
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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vandago



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Did you steal it, or buy it? Congrats!
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daz01
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Bill_Oreilly said: plus we are both on methadone so that takes away sex drive
Of course sex is overrated when you're a opioid addict.
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Hey guys lol goin in for round 3 after this smoke
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Shiithead] 1
#24433939 - 06/25/17 09:37 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hate sex (especially the after cumming feeling) and now i an asexual, last time i had sex was from 3 years ago.
My life is waaaaaay better without sex.
And i think sex is overrated too (even when i used to get laid), people would hurt, kill, lie and do lots of bad things to have sex and its euphoria ain't that great, hell a joint of weed for ME is more euphoric than sex.
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daz01
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: oontribe] 1
#24438741 - 06/27/17 09:05 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Our society has distorted what sex is and means. It should be making love - bodies and souls connecting for eternity. Instead, we fuck each like rabbits because our society as a whole makes us unhappy and our life's unsatisfactory - we fuck each other to temporary fill a hole in our life and then we accidentally spawn more bastard, horrid children.
-------------------- Pain is temporary. It may last for a minute or an hour or a day or even a year but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it will last forever.
Edited by daz01 (06/27/17 09:06 AM)
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wrestler_az
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
#24438749 - 06/27/17 09:09 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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i think you got it backwards
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Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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sprinkles
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
#24438756 - 06/27/17 09:12 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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this is a high quality thread. its what a high quality thread is. it defines "quality" & this thread is synonymous with the word quality. it has quality written all over it.
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