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Invisiblecrackbaby
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23830873 - 11/13/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)


Quote:

ruaware said:
i haven't had sex in 19 years




Please brother, for the love of christ find yourself a good brothel or independent 'escort'.  If it's not financially possible, perhaps a sister of mercy from the shroomery can come forth and be of service (no pre-op trannies tho :crankey:)


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OnlineLogicaL ChaosM
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: crackbaby] * 4
    #23830918 - 11/14/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sisters of Mercy.

Sounds like a real group :lol:


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality]
    #23830919 - 11/14/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

HEY NOW! had sex on Friday eve, and just a few hours ago, probably about 2-5 times a week.:grin: Glad you are having a good time FR!


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23830945 - 11/14/16 12:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

don't tell him that he's obv a virgen or something
all whores carry herpes they just don't shed it visibly and it's hard to catch
once chicks find out what sex feels like they want to bang


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #23830956 - 11/14/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hey he wrapped it, got to give props for that no matter what! :grin:


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23831101 - 11/14/16 03:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Quote:

falsereality said:


What can i say, I'm brand-loyal :wink:.




This chic has the curves and the ass of a nine year old boy.
Less not even get into that jizz and poop smear.






Its the Stan Marsh hat undies :lol:


Seriously is that a cum stain?


This is a work of azz art because it gives more questions than answers.

Girl with 9yo boy curves
Stan Marsh hat undies
Cum stain in undies
Shroomery written on her




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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante]
    #23831491 - 11/14/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sex is overrated. Me and my fiance havent had sex in 2 years. We are trying to save it for marriage and for now focus on our relationship and the little things

plus we are both on methadone so that takes away sex drive


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All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #23831509 - 11/14/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

"We are trying to focus on the little things. Like dope."


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #23831527 - 11/14/16 08:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Good God man. You'd think you would be in a hurry to get married if that's the case. :lol:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23831568 - 11/14/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

We kiss and give back rubs.

Sex just isnt really a priority. We used to have sex all the time


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23831574 - 11/14/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My sex drive has definitely decreased. I can see once becoming content with another person that it would be less of a priority, and really just more of a risk of virus ( child ).


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
    #23831582 - 11/14/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

yeah we also have a crazy 4 year old to deal with so sex is far down on the list


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #23831591 - 11/14/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Did you steal it, or buy it?  Congrats!


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Offlinedaz01
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23832369 - 11/14/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
plus we are both on methadone so that takes away sex drive




:hahthatsrich: Of course sex is overrated when you're a opioid addict.


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality]
    #24433764 - 06/25/17 08:03 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Hey guys lol goin in for round 3 after this smoke


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
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Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #24433939 - 06/25/17 09:37 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

:sad:


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Cujllickduo] * 3
    #24438627 - 06/27/17 07:42 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I hate sex (especially the after cumming feeling) and now i an asexual, last time i had sex was from 3 years ago.

My life is waaaaaay better without sex.

And i think sex is overrated too (even when i used to get laid), people would hurt, kill, lie and do lots of bad things to have sex and its euphoria ain't that great, hell a joint of weed for ME is more euphoric than sex.


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Offlinedaz01
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: oontribe] * 1
    #24438741 - 06/27/17 09:05 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Our society has distorted what sex is and means. It should be making love - bodies and souls connecting for eternity. Instead, we fuck each like rabbits because our society as a whole makes us unhappy and our life's unsatisfactory - we fuck each other to temporary fill a hole in our life and then we accidentally spawn more bastard, horrid children.


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Edited by daz01 (06/27/17 09:06 AM)


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
    #24438749 - 06/27/17 09:09 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

i think you got it backwards


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
    #24438756 - 06/27/17 09:12 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

this is a high quality thread.  its what a high quality thread is.  it defines "quality" & this thread is synonymous with the word quality.  it has quality written all over it.


:pleasetellmemore:


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