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daz01
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falsereality said:
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Patlal said:
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falsereality said:

What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
Ummm... Is that a jizz stain on your panties???
Her panties. And idk, i shoved them in her mouth so i really couldn't tell you.
Her? I thought it was a guy. Maybe just an awkward angle
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01]
#23828718 - 11/13/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I havent been laid in 3 months since I moved to Illinois to sober up and get my shit together. Funny how that works.
fml.
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pachoo
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That picture makes me have questions.
Is that a veiny elbow at the top? What is that?
Why are those panties dirty?!
But mainly tell me what that thing is at the top!! It's freaking me out man.
Oh and I had sex on wed. My favorite day of the week.
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What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
This chic has the curves and the ass of a nine year old boy. Less not even get into that jizz and poop smear.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: pachoo] 1
#23828728 - 11/13/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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But mainly tell me what that thing is at the top!! It's freaking me out man.
LOL! It does look like a veiny elbow, but my guess is it's a pillow she's resting on.
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larry.fisherman
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Oh shit lol I didn't see the smear 
Shit's down down.
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ohcrapitsnico
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Looks like theres skidmarks on that underwear too.
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koods
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Patlal] 2
#23828744 - 11/13/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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What can i say, I'm brand-loyal .
Ummm... Is that a jizz stain on your panties???
That's not him. There aren't enough pixels on your screen to show a picture of his ass.
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CookieCrumbs
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God this is why I don't read comments with porn. Why do you have to point out the flaws in everything??????????
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pachoo
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It could be.. but now all I see is a weird off color veiny elbow. I'm stuck on it now.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: pachoo] 1
#23828764 - 11/13/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am too. Now
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I mean this isn't like a pimple on her butt.
She sharted and he's bragging.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: koods]
#23828780 - 11/13/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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To the two posters that said 'fml' - I just looked it up, does it stand for 'fuck my life'?
If so, why guys?? It's easier that it's ever been throughout human history to go and get laid. Maybe you got a lot of other shit going on which is why you said that, but since this is a thread about having sex, and that's the first time I've seen that said, I'm assuming it's in relation to the fact you're not having enough sex...
@all the people harshly criticizing the pic that was added - I suggest you all get out there and have sex asap - I think you need a good, long, hard, sweaty and filthy session. Connect with your inner animal and I guarantee you'll be giving not one fuck about the state of knickers any more.
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CookieCrumbs said: God this is why I don't read comments with porn. Why do you have to point out the flaws in everything??????????
Yup!
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vandago



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I got laid the other day for one of my best friends phone numbers.
Shes my ex. Asked for my friends number, I said no. She says I'll fuck you for it....I say ok.......I couldn't finish so I after we got dressed I was like tough luck, I can't give you his number.
Called him asked if it was ok to give his number out. He's like wtf? What kind of person does that? No she can't have my number. When she met him it was at his house with me. She was checking out a wire wrap he had for sale. When I told him about her fucking me for his number he was just like here I got you birthday present.

It was really weird sex. Like I haven't had sex in months and this is how I break that? It was like fasting and then eating a taco from tacobell.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
#23828812 - 11/13/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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That wire wrap is bad ass! Your friend fucked you for a chance to buy a wire wrap? I need better friends!
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
#23828813 - 11/13/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago said: I mean this isn't like a pimple on her butt.
She sharted and he's bragging.
I think he gave her panties a dirty sanchez after grueling butt sex. I mean he gave him a sanchez.
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PartoftheSource said: That wire wrap is bad ass! Your friend fucked you for a chance to buy a wire wrap? I need better friends!
No my ex fucked me for my best friends phone number, and since I didn't give it to her he gave me the wrap as props.
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: vandago]
#23828834 - 11/13/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago said: He's like wtf? What kind of person does that?
Yeah that's fucking bizarre man. I'm not even sure I'd take a girl up on that, sounds like something someone who probably hates themselves would say. Why couldn't you finish, drugs or weird vibes from this chick?
EDIT: Oh she's an ex? I missed that part. Forget the bizzare part. Still an interesting offer though, you sure she didn't just wanna fuck you anyway?
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Sheekle
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i want asante to jizz down my throat
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Sheekle]
#23828877 - 11/13/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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He can blow it down your esophagus and tap your anus with MXE at the same time. It's basically DP but one end takes a while to feel good.
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