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OfflineWebster10
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23828106 - 11/13/16 07:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I had sex like 12 times this weekend. I was up until 5am last night :awehigh:


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23828107 - 11/13/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

OP is literally 300+ pounds i bet the girl was too


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Sheekle]
    #23828133 - 11/13/16 07:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe she was one of those giant scary Amazonian women




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InvisibleAsante
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality]
    #23828160 - 11/13/16 07:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

I just had sex!





OK I';m jealous, I wanna fuck so badly today.

Just had cybersex but that doesnt count :naughty:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante]
    #23828163 - 11/13/16 07:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

I just had sex!





OK I';m jealous, I wanna fuck so badly today.

Just had cybersex but that doesnt count :naughty:





how did you have cybersex?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23828175 - 11/13/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Second Life.

Virtual world nookie between hot looking avs in combination with intensive textbased RP.


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Offlinedaz01
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23828176 - 11/13/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)




Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

I just had sex!





OK I';m jealous, I wanna fuck so badly today.

Just had cybersex but that doesnt count :naughty:




It's hard to find gay sex where you live? How about Craigslist? Not all people are weirdos on there, I met a few decent guys :super:


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: daz01] * 2
    #23828181 - 11/13/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Daz - I really don't want to do sex with someone I
'm not in an intimate relationship with. I have never been one for casual sex, its just not me. Love or bust.

If I'm not in love I might as well jack off.

I'd much rather cuddle up with someone cute than have sex with them if I don't love them, seriously.

I was raped as a child. Sex without love is a huge turnoff for me.


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23828197 - 11/13/16 08:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
I'd much rather cuddle up with someone cute than have sex with them if I don't love them, seriously.



This. Exactly this. I had a ton of sex with women I had little emotional bond with after my wife left, but it just felt so fucking hollow. Well, not during the sex, but straight after I came. It just felt like self abuse in the end - like I was breaking a little of my heart and soul each time for it. Hence why I stopped 10 months ago and intend to never get into sex with someone I don't have a deep love and bond with again.

Unfortunately I only have one female friend I can share a good long cuddle with, and thankfully we're going away next weekend, but I might have to start asking my other female friend too - good, long, comfortable laying down, snuggled up cuddles are in serious short supply in my life right now..


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23828272 - 11/13/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Had sex 2 week ago. Didn't make thread about.

Because I NEVER make shit threads EVER!


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23828292 - 11/13/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I slay puss every day. I crush it in to oblivion.


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InvisibleCowb0yNeal00
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality] * 2
    #23828295 - 11/13/16 08:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Pay ras back! :oldman:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Asante]
    #23828362 - 11/13/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Second Life.

Virtual world nookie between hot looking avs in combination with intensive textbased RP.





i have no idea what that means :lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Invisiblefalsereality


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #23828398 - 11/13/16 09:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



What can i say, I'm brand-loyal :wink:.


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Invisiblefalsereality


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23828402 - 11/13/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Pay ras back! :oldman:



Im shipping him his laptop and 500 usd in hardware to make up for the delay on monday, stfu neal. This isn't between me and you.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality]
    #23828437 - 11/13/16 09:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

falsereality said:


What can i say, I'm brand-loyal :wink:.




Ummm... Is that a  jizz stain on your panties???


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Offlineergoticmandala
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Patlal]
    #23828457 - 11/13/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I haven't had sex in a year and a bit... i'm 18. fml


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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Patlal]
    #23828507 - 11/13/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

falsereality said:


What can i say, I'm brand-loyal :wink:.




Ummm... Is that a  jizz stain on your panties???




Her panties. And idk, i shoved them in her mouth so i really couldn't tell you.


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23828518 - 11/13/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Asante said:
Second Life.

Virtual world nookie between hot looking avs in combination with intensive textbased RP.





i have no idea what that means :lol:





Second Life Is a free virtual world where you can create yourself in an image you prefer and explore a world full of activity. The place is like 200 square miles in size, theres around 10,000-40,000 people online any given time.

I have about a dozen identities there, one of them is this charming fellow:



The picture is taken in the temple he used to run there. I still have a small private temple there, created with sacred geometry.

Its not a game, its a world. You can chat, roleplay, do fun stuff, almost anything that a million members can think of.

One of the things one of my avatars (thats what you call a virtual person, he is an avatar of you) is into is pretty extreme virtual BDSM, thats an example of an adult activity I enjoy.


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OfflineMorel Guy
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: falsereality] * 2
    #23828548 - 11/13/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

falsereality said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

falsereality said:


What can i say, I'm brand-loyal :wink:.




Ummm... Is that a  jizz stain on your panties???




Her panties. And idk, i shoved them in her mouth so i really couldn't tell you.




Is that a post op tranny?

Looks like a dudes ass.


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