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falsereality


Registered: 04/01/13
Posts: 4,112
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I just had sex! 1
#23827821 - 11/13/16 02:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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and it feels so good .
Post here every time you have sex, I'm wondering how often you guys get laid...
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Connoisseur

Registered: 05/13/11
Posts: 34,686
Last seen: 5 years, 2 months
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i havent had sex in about 6 months 
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Cujllickduo


Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Had sex last night an i slepped like a baby
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 8,298
Loc: Tacos
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All right op! Consensual right? Were both of you concious?
Was there butt stuff?
I need details god damnit!
Don't be a dirty whore bulbasaur!
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SinSemilla
Stranger
Registered: 10/31/16
Posts: 51
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
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dude I rarely get laid ... and I'm not ugly but I look ugly as fuck on pictures so I had this selfie that kinda looked weird .. had it and never added new ones for about a year or two... then the other day I decided to change my profile picture To a picture of when I was removing a tree from a house , on one hand the Chainsaw and my free one holding a branch for balance , no harness at all . After changing my pictures all of a sudden I notice a shit ton of girls were viewing me and I was getting matches left and right ...I'm even having conversations with several girls now...and they are hot.. one called me her rubby ducky.. 27 yr old who's never had a gf. My picture in the tree it's about to get me my first gf
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Shroomslip
Architekt



Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 4 hours, 16 minutes
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Congratulations
on becoming TheMovement Jr.
At least you don't try to act like the whole point wasn't to brag that you just had sex.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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ruaware
Registered: 06/30/16
Posts: 383
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Edited by ruaware (12/06/16 03:14 AM)
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falsereality


Registered: 04/01/13
Posts: 4,112
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Re: I just had sex! [Re: ruaware]
#23827867 - 11/13/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I reject being associated with the rapist known as the movement. I just thought it would be cool to have a thread to post in. When a member gets laid.
Yes it was consenaual and i made her dinner, lol.
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falsereality


Registered: 04/01/13
Posts: 4,112
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Fuck yeah semilla, get on that shit bro. First time you have sex with a chick make sure it's phenomenal, so they'll hit you up again. Knowing how to find the g spot is a must and *do not* skip the foreplay.
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falsereality


Registered: 04/01/13
Posts: 4,112
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Also, lambskin condoms, worth it.
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KaptKid
Spaced Pirate



Registered: 12/11/03
Posts: 6,252
Loc: Bright Side of the Sun
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
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never skip the foreplay...
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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

Registered: 01/12/14
Posts: 17,544
Loc: Terra Incognita
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One time I banged my ex so hard that she creamed all over my bed
That stain never did come out
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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace.. Once and for all!
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: At least you don't try to act like the whole point wasn't to brag that you just had sex.
Precisely, I like the theme, and wish I could add to the 1 sex = 1 post theme but I haven't had sex in 10 months, easily the longest time since my teens, and I don't know how long it's gonna be before I will again. I feel life has made it clear that I can't go looking for it right now, but fuck me it's fucking frustrating at times. Some days I feel a wild animal in me come rearing up with sexual aggression.
I guess I can say that the last girl I had sex with was the most physically compatible partner I've ever had, even though we had very little emotional connection. She was the first squirter I've been with (which loses its appeal very quickly IMO, too much soaking up to do), and I broke my personal record during one of our last sessions by bringing her to orgasm 20+ times. She was a lot of fun, and we had some great sessions on various 2C's, but without deep emotional connection, I used to end up feeling real hollow once I'd cum.
As someone here once said, post cum wisdom is a real thing.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
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falsereality said: First time you have sex with a chick make sure it's phenomenal
Is that even possible? I guess I was only 14 my first time, so that may have added to it; but the first time was a fucking disaster. Had noooo idea what I was doing.
I wouldn't say I was much good at sex at all until I was 18, and it wasn't until about 10 years after that that I felt confident enough to know that I was really very good at it. It's a fucking artform IMO, and it takes lots of practice and lots of subtle realisations to master it.
And then just to make things even more tricky (as a male) women vary so much in terms of compatibility.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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TheMovement
faeirie princess in training



Registered: 07/30/12
Posts: 6,781
Loc: Under your bed.
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: Congratulations
on becoming TheMovement Jr.
At least you don't try to act like the whole point wasn't to brag that you just had sex.
TeeHee 
Im like 9 days deep and so god damn horny, i even started tindering. Had to go to the rents for the night and have no partners here I've had sleepovers pretty much every day this past week so I havent had a chance to invite any of my intimate friends over, im going bonkers =/
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falsereality said: I reject being associated with the rapist known as the movement. I just thought it would be cool to have a thread to post in. When a member gets laid.
Yes it was consenaual and i made her dinner, lol.
There has been no point in my life where I ever raped someone. That is absurd and completely against my morals.
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
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TheMovement said: There has been no point in my life where I ever raped someone. That is absurd and completely against my morals.
I have no opinion on what you've done sexually, and I despise the way that some members constantly attack you about this, but I have to say I feel some of your threads about sex have been pretty cringeworthy. Maybe something to consider in future.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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stzacrack
Stranger


Registered: 05/07/05
Posts: 3,871
Loc: United States
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No sex here, but def congrats man!
Awesome feeling when you are just glowing afterwards
Were u in a drought? Or was it with someone you had your heart set on?
Party on Garth
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stzacrack
Stranger


Registered: 05/07/05
Posts: 3,871
Loc: United States
Last seen: 9 hours, 44 minutes
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Quote:
SinSemilla said: dude I rarely get laid ... and I'm not ugly but I look ugly as fuck on pictures so I had this selfie that kinda looked weird .. had it and never added new ones for about a year or two... then the other day I decided to change my profile picture To a picture of when I was removing a tree from a house , on one hand the Chainsaw and my free one holding a branch for balance , no harness at all . After changing my pictures all of a sudden I notice a shit ton of girls were viewing me and I was getting matches left and right ...I'm even having conversations with several girls now...and they are hot.. one called me her rubby ducky.. 27 yr old who's never had a gf. My picture in the tree it's about to get me my first gf
Us tree guys rule bro!
N yea climbing pictures definitely up the ante, nothin like being a bona fide badass
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
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I had the weirdest craziest non-penetration super high on mxe, & deschloro-ketamine, multiple continual cyclical tantric orgasm with both clothes on and off three some sexual experience a couple nights ago which I guess counts
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daz01
Learning


Registered: 09/30/10
Posts: 4,652
Loc: Scotland
Last seen: 15 hours, 22 minutes
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Quote:
TheMovement said:Im like 9 days deep and so god damn horny, i even started tindering. Had to go to the rents for the night and have no partners here I've had sleepovers pretty much every day this past week so I havent had a chance to invite any of my intimate friends over, im going bonkers =/
I went 29 days without an orgasm as I felt I was dependent on porn too much (I'd rather masturbate than have a guy or women come over), I ended it last week. For the first 3 weeks, it was great. I felt amazing and was exercising like a maniac and obsessed with nutrition. 4th week though, it seemed to have backfired and I was really depressed with uncontrollable irritability/anger. When it happened, biggest orgasm and load I've ever had. It was like a fountain. It lifted the depression almost instantly and I jogged to the shops for food 
I've not been interested in sex or people for 4+ years due to health problems and addiction but now I am free from both, it is one my biggest priorities. I'll be trying POF and OKC soon... I just need to learn how to take selfies and get some good photos. It sucks though, I live in a small town and the hookup sites are bare.... little choice for women. Imma be joining fitness classes soon anyways, yoga and a few others. Gonna be plenty of women there  I had a guy over last night and sure, it's fun but I just don't have the same physical or emotional attraction to guys as I do women
-------------------- Pain is temporary. It may last for a minute or an hour or a day or even a year but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it will last forever.
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