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Shiithead
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Dangerous Quotes 1
#23826581 - 11/12/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Shiithead] 3
#23826594 - 11/12/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"I voted for Trump"
***trump voters
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Shiithead] 2
#23826595 - 11/12/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shiithead said:

Quote:
Alan Watts Quote: If you are not sophisticated theologically, you may of course run screaming into the streets and say that you are god. In a way that’s what happened to Jesus, because he wasn’t sophisticated theologically. He only had old testament biblical theology behind him. If he had Hindu theology, he could have put it more subtly. But it was only the rather primitive theology of the old testament. And that was the conception of god as a monarchical boss. And you can’t go around saying that I’m the boss’s son.
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Shiithead] 1
#23826597 - 11/12/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Kill me you pussy"
"I just fucked your wife, and she said your dick was way smaller"
"Mom I have a shroomery account."
"Excuse me officer, I was just happening to be black in your neighborhood and I was wondering....."
"I do"
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: vandago]
#23826608 - 11/12/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Shiithead]
#23826676 - 11/12/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"I'll take care of it later."
"I promise."
"I'll be happy when things are better."
"I'll eventually feel better."
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Tmethyl]
#23826707 - 11/12/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tmethyl said: "I'll take care of it later"
if that isnt the mother of all lies we tell ourselves i dont know what is.
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Faustoid]
#23826716 - 11/12/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not I, I am a man of action
"Candy man, candy man, candy man"
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Repertoire89]
#23827164 - 11/12/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Do you trust me?"
"I'll only put the head in"
"It'll only hurt for a minute"
"you've got mail"
"You won't jump, pussy"
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic]
#23827170 - 11/12/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
kenetic said: "Do you trust me?"
"I'll only put the head in"
Been there.
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23827220 - 11/12/16 08:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is that why your farts are silent?
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic] 1
#23827241 - 11/12/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My butthole is so tight that I shit subatomic particles. My farts are like a blast of cosmic energy.
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23827258 - 11/12/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My ass is so tight it's waterproof.
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: larry.fisherman] 4
#23827262 - 11/12/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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this is one of the most important things the shroomery has taught me--
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: crackbaby]
#23827272 - 11/12/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I could tell by your rating (until you opted out, that is). Probably for the best
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic] 2
#23827311 - 11/12/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic]
#23827360 - 11/12/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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kenetic said: I could tell by your rating (until you opted out, that is). Probably for the best
if i were to take offense to your comment and get in an argument with you, i think i would be going against Mark's advice
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: crackbaby]
#23827378 - 11/12/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No offence meant. just sarcasm......however, if you can take a dick, you can take a joke lol.
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic]
#23827407 - 11/12/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What if that dick is no joke bruh?
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Kenetic
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23827416 - 11/12/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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funny to me at least, because I get it.
No pun intended
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic]
#23827420 - 11/12/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You get the dick? But I thought you said you called it Mjolnir because only Thor can lift your hammer? Chris Hemsworth is gonna be hella devastated.
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#23827423 - 11/12/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"i'm trying help"
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic]
#23827463 - 11/12/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
kenetic said: No offence meant. just sarcasm......however, if you can take a dick, you can take a joke lol.
*offense
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kenetic said: funny to me at least, because I get it.
No pun intended
freudian slip, perhaps?
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Srirachi]
#23827525 - 11/12/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Free time is the only time
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Shiithead] 2
#23827698 - 11/13/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Shiithead]
#23838478 - 11/16/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Shiithead] 1
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: PatrickKn]
#23838527 - 11/16/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure that was fee that said that.
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Shiithead
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It was definitely sheekle.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Shiithead]
#23838561 - 11/16/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No he said anyone. Very similar statements yet quite distinct.
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“'Utterly superficial nonpersons and group-people' feel such a meager need for solitude that, like lovebirds, they promptly die the moment they have to be alone. Just as a little child has to be lulled to sleep, so these people need the soothing lullaby of social life in order to be able to eat, drink, sleep, fall in love, etc.”- Madonna.
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: EllisDSox]
#23838690 - 11/16/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Shiithead] 1
#23838707 - 11/16/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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-------------------- Favorite entheogen experiences in descending order: 1)Combo of oral DMT + smoked Bufotenine 2)Amanita (urine drank twice) 3)Mushrooms > Achuma 16"+cid(still need higher dose Achuma)> Cid (still need high dose) 4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators) 5)Salvia (need to try quid)
All readable matter in the above post is ficticious... any similarities to real life are purely coincidental. Blessing.
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Shiithead]
#23839449 - 11/16/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Shiithead]
#23839974 - 11/16/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shiithead said:

true dat...usually the lion has gotten his support by lyin'
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: crackbaby]
#23839982 - 11/16/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Alexander got it by killing a bunch of people.
"Ruba tub tub, thanks for the grub" ~ Carl Sagan
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: crackbaby]
#23839995 - 11/16/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: crackbaby]
#23839999 - 11/16/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"You don't need a weatherman to know that Bob Dylan should be dead and Leonard Cohen should have had the Nobel Prize."- Jesus.
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: EllisDSox]
#23847723 - 11/19/16 08:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure it's unplugged.
Remember when I told you I was single?
If you have any kind of heart condition, my posts are not for you. You could literally die from reading the first couple of words in any one of them. Scroll down the page, live your life and prosper, but don't read my posts because your heart will probably explode. I am not joking.
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Srirachi]
#23847936 - 11/19/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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" Im gonna build a wall "
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: crackbaby] 2
#23848112 - 11/19/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Make America Great Again
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Patlal]
#23848854 - 11/19/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Make America Great Again
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Tmethyl] 1
#23989265 - 01/07/17 11:28 AM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: crackbaby]
#23989371 - 01/07/17 12:02 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Quote:
crackbaby said: this is one of the most important things the shroomery has taught me--

that quote essentially insinuates that everyone, on some level, is stupid. oh joy.
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Re: Dangerous Quotes [Re: Shiithead]
#24521802 - 07/31/17 10:54 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Anything that you can think of, it's out there and it's being traded."
-Blake Lively
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