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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Dangerous Quotes 1
#23826581 - 11/12/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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hostileuniverse
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Shiithead] 3
#23826594 - 11/12/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"I voted for Trump"
***trump voters
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PatrickKn


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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Shiithead] 2
#23826595 - 11/12/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shiithead said:

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Alan Watts Quote: If you are not sophisticated theologically, you may of course run screaming into the streets and say that you are god. In a way that’s what happened to Jesus, because he wasn’t sophisticated theologically. He only had old testament biblical theology behind him. If he had Hindu theology, he could have put it more subtly. But it was only the rather primitive theology of the old testament. And that was the conception of god as a monarchical boss. And you can’t go around saying that I’m the boss’s son.
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vandago



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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Shiithead] 1
#23826597 - 11/12/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Kill me you pussy"
"I just fucked your wife, and she said your dick was way smaller"
"Mom I have a shroomery account."
"Excuse me officer, I was just happening to be black in your neighborhood and I was wondering....."
"I do"
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: vandago]
#23826608 - 11/12/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Tmethyl
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Shiithead]
#23826676 - 11/12/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"I'll take care of it later."
"I promise."
"I'll be happy when things are better."
"I'll eventually feel better."
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Faustoid
समन



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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Tmethyl]
#23826707 - 11/12/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tmethyl said: "I'll take care of it later"
if that isnt the mother of all lies we tell ourselves i dont know what is.
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Repertoire89
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Faustoid]
#23826716 - 11/12/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not I, I am a man of action
"Candy man, candy man, candy man"
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Kenetic
Nam Sayin



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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Repertoire89]
#23827164 - 11/12/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Do you trust me?"
"I'll only put the head in"
"It'll only hurt for a minute"
"you've got mail"
"You won't jump, pussy"
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic]
#23827170 - 11/12/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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kenetic said: "Do you trust me?"
"I'll only put the head in"
Been there.
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Kenetic
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23827220 - 11/12/16 08:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is that why your farts are silent?
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic] 1
#23827241 - 11/12/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My butthole is so tight that I shit subatomic particles. My farts are like a blast of cosmic energy.
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Kenetic
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23827258 - 11/12/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My ass is so tight it's waterproof.
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: larry.fisherman] 4
#23827262 - 11/12/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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this is one of the most important things the shroomery has taught me--
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Kenetic
Nam Sayin



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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: crackbaby]
#23827272 - 11/12/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I could tell by your rating (until you opted out, that is). Probably for the best
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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Srirachi
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic] 2
#23827311 - 11/12/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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crackbaby
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic]
#23827360 - 11/12/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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kenetic said: I could tell by your rating (until you opted out, that is). Probably for the best
if i were to take offense to your comment and get in an argument with you, i think i would be going against Mark's advice
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Kenetic
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: crackbaby]
#23827378 - 11/12/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No offence meant. just sarcasm......however, if you can take a dick, you can take a joke lol.
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: Kenetic]
#23827407 - 11/12/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What if that dick is no joke bruh?
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Kenetic
Nam Sayin



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Re: Things people say that could get them killed. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23827416 - 11/12/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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funny to me at least, because I get it.
No pun intended
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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