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Crystal G



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Most Useless Inventions 2
#23824928 - 11/12/16 05:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I received an ad for this device, the Kulerpro, which is essentially an extravagant machine that..... cools down your food.
Yes folks, it's an electronic machine and its sole purpose is to cool down your food that is too hot for immediate consumption.
This is such a useless and garbage product, why would anybody bother even designing or engineering such a thing... I mean first off, food is much better piping hot than it is cooled down.
And I've never bit into a piece of steak or pasta and thought, "This is way too hot." The only time I could even see this being useful is for soups and fried foods, but even then, I would prefer hot over cool. And seriously, waiting for something to cool down doesn't take that long. Why is this product even necessary?
This is their promo video and link: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/kulerpro-food-cooking--2#/
Feel free to add to the thread with other useless inventions.
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JonBongGroovy


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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: Crystal G] 6
#23824931 - 11/12/16 05:23 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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My refrigerator does the same thing
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Crystal G



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You know what a spoiled nation we are when we have devices made available to us so that we don't have to unnecessarily suffer by waiting for food to cool down.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23824946 - 11/12/16 05:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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There was either a kickstarter crap or indienogo on Idubbbz channel that was a lady who made an apron you wear in the shower to keep your hair from falling out and entering your ass crack
Here I found it:
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T-Rex




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We westerns love our instant gratification. Oh the ingenuity that comes with that.
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JonBongGroovy


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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23824954 - 11/12/16 05:43 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crystal G said: You know what a spoiled nation we are when we have devices made available to us so that we don't have to unnecessarily suffer by waiting for food to cool down. 
Most people would rather burning their mouth then wait
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Crystal G



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Quote:
moonrockmushy said: There was either a kickstarter crap or indienogo on Idubbbz channel that was a lady who made an apron you wear in the shower to keep your hair from falling out and entering your ass crack
Here I found it:
Hahahahahhahhahahahaha dude what the hell, I've never once gotten hair stuck in my asscrack in the shower 
HAH, I just found the original kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/showerapron/the-shower-apron
What the fucking hell, these people have the nerve to charge $50 for one of those shower apron things? With only a 3 month warranty? Those fucking scam artists!
Then, strangely, if you want 2 aprons, with a 1 year warranty, it costs triple at $150. Whoever was the CFO needs to be fired immediately.
Goddamn, I would love to see this lady go on an episode of Shark Tank and get ripped to shreds.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23824973 - 11/12/16 06:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Most of my inventions are poop related. They include:
The Airnema. The world's first pneumatic water-less enema. CO2 cartridges not included.
No More Dingleberries. Basically a teflon coated plastic funnel that you insert the wide end into the anus which means that poop does not make contact with the outer anus and you'll never have to wipe again.
Dry Shit Out Yo' Poop Box. A semi-permanent mechanical device which is inserted into the colon that automatically wraps all outgoing turds in a thin film of plastic so that you are able to just pick it up with your hands and throw it in the trash. No muss No fuss. Great for homelessness, the office, and sports games alike.
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Eminence



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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: Crystal G]
#23824975 - 11/12/16 06:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lame. That's worse than my battery powered spaghetti-twirling fork idea..that I found out was already invented
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JonBongGroovy


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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: Crystal G] 3
#23824990 - 11/12/16 06:20 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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TNK
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The tuna strainer.
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Eminence



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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: TNK] 2
#23825013 - 11/12/16 06:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I eat tuna almost everyday..that's actually something I'd consider buying
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T-Rex




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Quote:
GetFuckingWierd said:

Does it come with the cancer?
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JonBongGroovy


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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: T-Rex]
#23825035 - 11/12/16 06:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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T-Rex said:
Quote:
GetFuckingWierd said:

Does it come with the cancer?
Of course, there is a waiting period though.
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ZacksJourney
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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: Eminence]
#23825045 - 11/12/16 06:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Highway tray
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Patlal
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Crystal G



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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: Eminence]
#23825090 - 11/12/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eminence said: I eat tuna almost everyday..that's actually something I'd consider buying 
You eat tuna almost every day? You've never gotten mercury poisoning?
What's the point of buying that strainer though, you can simply strain the juices out by pressing the lid of the can against the tuna while holding the can upside-down, works just as well and nothing falls out.
I personally drink the juice that comes out.
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Crystal G



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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: T-Rex]
#23825093 - 11/12/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ZacksJourney said: Highway tray
Seems dangerous if you were to get into an accident, but as somebody who multitasks and eats on the go all the time, I would totally use that if it came already installed in my car.
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T-Rex said: Does it come with the cancer?
Took me a moment to realize that it cooks through the gas exhaust. That seems uh...... toxic.
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weirdguy32
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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: Crystal G]
#23825095 - 11/12/16 07:36 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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my penis
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ZacksJourney
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Re: Most Useless Inventions [Re: weirdguy32]
#23825109 - 11/12/16 07:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Seems dangerous if you were to get into an accident, but as somebody who multitasks and eats on the go all the time, I would totally use that if it came already installed in my car.
And how would u make turns ?
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