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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Crystal G]
    #23825486 - 11/12/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
How did you know it was Pris' birthday? Is there a place on the Shroomery where we can see member's birthdays?



Happy birthday Pris! I hope for your birthday somebody else cooks for you or you get to go out to eat somewhere nice.





I had a burger and a beer at jeffersons, one of the maintenance supervisors was
there, he hates me, always has. I dont think he even noticed


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: vandago]
    #23825491 - 11/12/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
no one told me there would be hookers





Don't worry. We didn't tell the hookers either. All's good.





they arent even hookers are they, prolly just some random women you threw in the trunk of the car


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23825498 - 11/12/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Happy belated birthday Prisoner#1  :hug:


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23825499 - 11/12/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

This thread has been viewed by me, and noted


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Asante]
    #23825502 - 11/12/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Happy belated birthday Prisoner#1  :hug:





you should have been the first but you let sheekle make this thread,
forgiveness will not come easy for you, I demand a shrubbery!

thanks brother


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: imachavel]
    #23825508 - 11/12/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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imachavel said:
This thread has been viewed by me, and noted





you noting has been noted


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23825540 - 11/12/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
How did you know it was Pris' birthday? Is there a place on the Shroomery where we can see member's birthdays?



Happy birthday Pris! I hope for your birthday somebody else cooks for you or you get to go out to eat somewhere nice.





I had a burger and a beer at jeffersons, one of the maintenance supervisors was
there, he hates me, always has. I dont think he even noticed




Why? what did you do to him?

Or is he a liberal? flowstone:


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Crystal G]
    #23825576 - 11/12/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
How did you know it was Pris' birthday? Is there a place on the Shroomery where we can see member's birthdays?



Happy birthday Pris! I hope for your birthday somebody else cooks for you or you get to go out to eat somewhere nice.





I had a burger and a beer at jeffersons, one of the maintenance supervisors was
there, he hates me, always has. I dont think he even noticed




Why? what did you do to him?

Or is he a liberal? flowstone:




I failed to kiss his ass and show him the respect he believes he deserves

I guess that makes him a liberal


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23825579 - 11/12/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Crystal G]
    #23825613 - 11/12/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lol sheekle constantly harassing JSB


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #23825627 - 11/12/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

vandago said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
no one told me there would be hookers





Don't worry. We didn't tell the hookers either. All's good.





they arent even hookers are they, prolly just some random women you threw in the trunk of the car





Don't talk about my sister and mom like that.


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: vandago]
    #23825638 - 11/12/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

did you at least chloroform them first?


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23825648 - 11/12/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Planned on it. 


Ran out before yesterday.

Long story......


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23825663 - 11/12/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Lol sheekle constantly harassing JSB



how will JSB ever sleep after i framed him as saying happy birthday


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: vandago]
    #23825664 - 11/12/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

you've been roofiing yourself again havent you, I know I hit the bottle pretty well when I'm out of my gourd too


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23825665 - 11/12/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

sheekle why r u mean?


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle - JSB [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23825700 - 11/12/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
you've been roofiing yourself again havent you, I know I hit the bottle pretty well when I'm out of my gourd too





It reminds me of being born. That sweet hospital smell and lack of senses.  So close to a vagina.


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle [Re: Sheekle]
    #23825881 - 11/12/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

ModestMouse said:
Lol sheekle constantly harassing JSB



how will JSB ever sleep after i framed him as saying happy birthday



Easy, I've edited your OP and 2nd P. I'm gonna go to bed shortly.

But if I see you using my, or any other members name again, it's gonna be some ban time for you. That falls under mods discretion in the rules if you wanna check. Impersonation aint ok, regardless of how obvious it is.


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23825893 - 11/12/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

"But if I see you using my, or any other members name again, it's gonna be some ban time for you. That falls under mods discretion in the rules if you wanna check. Impersonation aint ok, regardless of how obvious it is." - JSB


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Re: Prisoner 1 happy birthday ur a penis in a bottle [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23825895 - 11/12/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

"I fully understand Sheekles humor" - Jokeshopbeard


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