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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: fungusmuncher]
    #23821929 - 11/11/16 04:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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fungusmuncher said:
I used to think Sheekle was a cool fellow until all this talk about blowing loads on his face and giving old dudes fellatio.



LOL, well said. I think he can be a funny guy alright, but when he said that BERZERK DESTROYER wasn't funny at all I had to call him out. BD's wit is so sharp I bet he could cause papercuts and possibly chop limes with it. Easily the member of the community that has left me in absolute stitches with his words the most times.


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23821938 - 11/11/16 05:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

No. He went on my ignore list a long time ago. I don't know what he was trying to do but it was like watching a 12 year old in angst do anything to get noticed by his peers. He is the very definition of shitposting.... it is literally shit. Some shitposters here are funny with style and wit but Sheekle.... :justno:  :ifindthisboring:


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23821979 - 11/11/16 05:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
So it's like a part time kinda wage for you, with the majority going to Ythan?




We're not that kind of organisation. The admins get a fair wage for the hours we put in doing administrative work. Since the Shroomery almost runs itself nobody's making close to a living out of it.

The Shroomery is very healthy. We are not the kinds of CEO's who rake in the money putting the business at risk or use it as our private piggybank. We're robust. We can handle a setback or a pair of extra hands on board.


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: daz01]
    #23821980 - 11/11/16 05:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sheekle is like :underage: Except he generally knows what he's talking about
and he's got a dead cat.  :sweetkitty:

Good feller though


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Asante]
    #23821986 - 11/11/16 05:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I see, so it's more like a hobby that pays a little than something which the staff/investors can use to support themselves on? I guess that means you guys have other jobs on the side then?

Man I'd fucking love to be involved in something like the running of this place (which I suppose I already am!). I've never known a website that brings together so many good people, and helps those people with advice and a fun place to relax and socialise.

God I don't half make it obvious how much I love this place sometimes don't I?


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23821995 - 11/11/16 05:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
I see, so it's more like a hobby that pays a little than something which the staff/investors can use to support themselves on? I guess that means you guys have other jobs on the side then?





Given what we on average make in a month and we don't live in Uganda, nope we can nowhere near support ourselves on what we make :sun:


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23822030 - 11/11/16 06:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

At least it's something to supplement your income, and something very special at that. I was having a chat with the cleaner in my office yesterday morning who's from Ghana, and the poor bastard has to get up at 2am every day and works 3 jobs, finishing between 7-9pm at night, just to survive in this city and support his family.

It was soul crushing to hear how little time he's able to spend with his boy in order to provide for him. I know what's like having an absent father.

I feel very uplifted by hearing how many I talk to lately seem to be noticing how unhealthy the trend of their work/life balance is and are making plans to change it so that they can spend more time on the important things; friends, family, oneself and love - even if it means sacrificing income.

I'd encourage anyone I care about to find ways of making money for themselves, without being employed by a company. It seems to me an immensely healthier option, all things considered.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23822052 - 11/11/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Apparently not.


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 3
    #23822200 - 11/11/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sheekles way more tolerable now that I understand his troll game a little more.

When I was first posting/lurking I fucking hated him. He's definitely a character


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23822209 - 11/11/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Goddamn JSB, you've warmed on me at least a little bit since I first started interacting with you, but sometimes you're a fucking cringe lord. This thread blows


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Webster10] * 2
    #23822239 - 11/11/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah he seems to think about sheekle a lot in his free time. :lol:


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23822430 - 11/11/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Penis in a bottle is a reference to that Christina Aguleria song from back in the day, "Genie in a Bottle"


Also:burke: at Jokeshop saying I think i'm the "master of comedy" :laugh2:




What a wasted opportunity. Weenie in a bottle would have been way better. You failed, Sheekle.


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Webster10]
    #23822451 - 11/11/16 09:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Webster10 said:
Goddamn JSB, you've warmed on me at least a little bit since I first started interacting with you, but sometimes you're a fucking cringe lord. This thread blows



I'm glad you feel that way. I feel this way about Sheekle:

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Sheekles way more tolerable now that I understand his troll game a little more.

When I was first posting/lurking I fucking hated him. He's definitely a character



(perfectly worded Malcom) - He's tolerable cause he's predictable, and much as he played with me in my novice days of the social internet, I now like playing the game back. It's fun.

Whereas you Webter are the most insufferably arrogant human I've ever had the misfortune of interacting with. Your ego is the size of a planet, and the way you scream from the rooftops about how great you are makes me want to vomit and feed my face into a belt sander at the same time.

Please don't warm to me. I might have to do something drastic if you ever repeat that sentiment, like self-immolate.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23822465 - 11/11/16 09:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Yeah he seems to think about sheekle a lot in his free time. :lol:



I really don't. Sheekle only exits between when fight club starts and when fight club ends.

I mostly spend my free time thinking about love, communing with god, and how pissed off I am at life that it's taken everything I love away from me. Especially sex and women. I'm like a pouty fucking schoolboy about that shit.

Sheekle doesn't stand a chance of a look in amongst such grave concerns.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23822560 - 11/11/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Damn Bruh Webster really has you butthurt.


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23822593 - 11/11/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Not really, I'm past being butthert by the goings on here. I'd be a fucking idiot if I still let it get to me like I did in my early mod days. I just find Webster to be one of the most foul humans I've come across in recent years. And that's saying something - of the hundreds of people I've met and had brief, but heart to heart interactions with over the past year, I've only met one IRL and one online I didn't like.

The IRL dude was some Irish fucker I spent a night on the streets with smoking crack and Heroin, and getting to know the hookers and other homeless guys on the streets of kings X after Notting Hill Carnival.

The online dude is Webster.

I don't resent anyone, but I see 2 people amongst hundreds I've loved that display what I feel are the worst characteristics of being human. Maybe I'm being a judgemental prick, I don't pretend to be better than anyone else. I just know when I see traits in others I don't like, and it happens so rarely that it's quite a blow when it does.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23822638 - 11/11/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

be a ganja farmer :bongload:


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23822759 - 11/11/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm gonna be a garlic farmer


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23822779 - 11/11/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sheekle is the single most annoying member on this forum by a wide margin.  Having him on ignore is the only way to make this forum palatable.


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Re: Do you get Sheekle's sense of humour? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23822815 - 11/11/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I wish I could bring myself to use the ignore feature at times, but for some reason it goes against my morals.


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