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OfflineConnoisseur

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captain cons narrow escape * 13
    #23820973 - 11/10/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

last night me and my friend went to go score some heroin in brooklyn.
on our way back we got pulled over two blocks from my house.

i had a needle in my ass crack and 3 bags shoved up my rectum.
they took me and my friend out of the car and since he had the bags in his sock and his needle in his ass crack they found all his shit and placed him under arrest.

they took me out of the car and asked me if i had a needle also in my crack so i told them yes. i took the needle out and pushed the bags up my rectum at the same time.

they cuffed me and made me sit down while they searched my pockets.
they found my needle exchange card in my wallet which legally allows me to posses syringes and told me as a result i was not under arrest.

they gave me the needle back and i walked home with 3 bags up my rectum and the needle in my pocket.

captain con lives to see another day as a free man.

thought yall would be proud of me.

needle exchange members ftw!


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 8
    #23820989 - 11/10/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus christ


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23820996 - 11/10/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

needle exchange saves lives


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23820999 - 11/10/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Connoisseur said:
last night me and my friend went to go score some heroin in brooklyn.
on our way back we got pulled over two blocks from my house.

i had a needle in my ass crack and 3 bags shoved up my rectum.
they took me and my friend out of the car and since he had the bags in his sock and his needle in his ass crack they found all his shit and placed him under arrest.

they took me out of the car and asked me if i had a needle also in my crack so i told them yes. i took the needle out and pushed the bags up my rectum at the same time.

they cuffed me and made me sit down while they searched my pockets.
they found my needle exchange card in my wallet which legally allows me to posses syringes and told me as a result i was not under arrest.

they gave me the needle back and i walked home with 3 bags up my rectum and the needle in my pocket.

captain con lives to see another day as a free man.

thought yall would be proud of me.

needle exchange members ftw!





how exactly is it a narrow escape if you have 3 bags of dope stuffed in the dumper
and you're going to shoot them with your butt crack needle, probably from 'water'
gleaned from some guy's piss jug


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 15
    #23821005 - 11/10/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

And no lessons were learned that day :cookiemonster:


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 10
    #23821016 - 11/10/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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needle exchange saves lives






not being a junkie saves lives


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #23821019 - 11/10/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Thats an awesome story. Im glad you made it out. It would suck to have been caught right after you got off of probation.

But why did you get pulled over? Speeding? Missing tail light?

Dont drive wrecklessly with heroin in your ass lol. And make sure you arent in a car with a wreckless driver either.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23821021 - 11/10/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

im not off probation yet thats the thing


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23821076 - 11/10/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Oh shit


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 2
    #23821133 - 11/10/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's some crazy shit there Conn.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: T-Rex]
    #23821156 - 11/10/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

damn dude.  did they ask if you were on probation? that might fuck yer shit up...


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23821157 - 11/10/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

no they didnt know THANK GOD


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #23821222 - 11/10/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Take this close call as a warning, you got lucky but came dangerously close to majorly screwing yourself...

As has been pointed out using H in general seems like an easy way to majorly screw yourself but hey, people get to live how they want to a reasonable extent :shrug:

Seriously though I hope this makes you think about things. Much better to play it safe until you are in the clear then further jeopardize your freedom.

I have seen really smart and stupid people succumb to heroin addiction and it alone can ruin your life, let alone fucking up on probation and getting further screwed.

Anyways I am glad you are alright at least and I hope you stay free/ safe :cheers:


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 4
    #23821225 - 11/10/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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no they didnt know THANK SATAN




fixed it for ya, bud.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23821226 - 11/10/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

love u bud


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23821232 - 11/10/16 09:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:douchewink:


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23821255 - 11/10/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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how exactly is it a narrow escape if you have 3 bags of dope stuffed in the dumper
and you're going to shoot them with your butt crack needle, probably from 'water'
gleaned from some guy's piss jug




:ilold:


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Repertoire89] * 3
    #23821283 - 11/10/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

For whatever reasons, the choice of saying "gleaned" really tied that whole post together for me.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23821291 - 11/10/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Connoisseur said:
last night me and my friend went to go score some heroin in brooklyn.
on our way back we got pulled over two blocks from my house.

i had a needle in my ass crack and 3 bags shoved up my rectum.
they took me and my friend out of the car and since he had the bags in his sock and his needle in his ass crack they found all his shit and placed him under arrest.

they took me out of the car and asked me if i had a needle also in my crack so i told them yes. i took the needle out and pushed the bags up my rectum at the same time.

they cuffed me and made me sit down while they searched my pockets.
they found my needle exchange card in my wallet which legally allows me to posses syringes and told me as a result i was not under arrest.

they gave me the needle back and i walked home with 3 bags up my rectum and the needle in my pocket.

captain con lives to see another day as a free man.

thought yall would be proud of me.

needle exchange members ftw!





how exactly is it a narrow escape if you have 3 bags of dope stuffed in the dumper
and you're going to shoot them with your butt crack needle, probably from 'water'
gleaned from some guy's piss jug




the second i got inside i pulled out the bags and shot them like a good lil junkie


can u blame me? it was one of the best shots i ever did in my whole life.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 9
    #23821300 - 11/10/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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captain con lives to see another day as a free man.



You're not free if you're a junky. Far from it actually. :tard:


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: azur]
    #23821303 - 11/10/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

ok thanks buddy


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23821304 - 11/10/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just sayin


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23821306 - 11/10/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23821324 - 11/10/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Glad I'm not into the dope scene

I feel for your friend,  you don't seem to mind he was arrested, so I assume hew as just a drug buddy

Glad y'a didn't get fucked over Conn

But you seem disturbingly  non chalant About it


I would do some reflecting
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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: SunnyD]
    #23821331 - 11/10/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

im very upset he was arrested but im not upset he chose not to listen to me after literally hundreds of times i told him if we get pulled over u either swallow the stash or put it in ur poop chute.

i even said it when we were driving on the way home, poor bastard didnt wanna listen, they still woulda gotten him on the needle anyway that was pretty much unavoidable.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23821346 - 11/10/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

FUCK HEROIN


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: A.RichardTrickle] * 3
    #23821347 - 11/10/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

who are you again?


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: A.RichardTrickle] * 3
    #23821355 - 11/10/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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FUCK HEROIN



Heroin is a great drug. It's the weak minded junkies that give it a bad name.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: azur]
    #23822273 - 11/11/16 08:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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azur said:
Quote:

A.RichardTrickle said:
FUCK HEROIN



Heroin is a great drug. It's the weak minded junkies that give it a bad name.



NO.
I've lost far to many friends to accidentals to believe that.  No buzz is worth losing someone you love.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: azur]
    #23822274 - 11/11/16 08:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That is a damn close one man. What'd they pull you over for that gave them the right to search you?


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23822308 - 11/11/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

In reality they just pulled us over cause the cops know me and my friend, they really had no legal reason


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23822372 - 11/11/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's pretty shitty man, legally you wouldn't have had to consent to a search or anything if they didn't have probable cause of a warrant


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23822375 - 11/11/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

U r correct but my friend was too stupid to know that and it was his car


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23822387 - 11/11/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ah shit, I feel that

I try to do all the talking in situations like that since my friends typically don't know the laws as well as I do (not that I'm an expert)


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23822392 - 11/11/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's a great fucking story

:leocheers:


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23822441 - 11/11/16 09:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Are you gonna bail your buddy out of jail?


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #23822507 - 11/11/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I think maybe OP should perhaps consider to get clean... I mean, you're down to shoving needle up your ass bro. What will take for you to realize that this isn't normal.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23822626 - 11/11/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The needle was between his ass cheeks


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23822637 - 11/11/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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The needle was between his ass cheeks




And that's normal to you?


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23822659 - 11/11/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Not if the needle was in syringe and open, but I doubt that was the case because he didn't mention getting punctured during this ass-syringe ordeal. He also put it in his pocked after the cops seeing it, so I imagine it had some sorta cap on the needle.

In which case, seems like as good a place as any to hide an empty and closed syringe from the cops

It really doesn't sound like he did much wrong in this situation. He got pulled over for no fault of his own, the cops searched them because his friend made the mistake of letting them, he had dope which he precautionarily hid well enough to get away from cops searching him, and he had a permit to carry the paraphernalia.

I'm not saying shooting dope is a good thing to do, but this incident doesn't seem as much about use of dope as much as getting into a close call with cops searching for drugs/paraphernalia.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #23822930 - 11/11/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Are you gonna bail your buddy out of jail?




I didnt have to he bailed himself out


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23824691 - 11/12/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Bummer. Yeah man, you and I both know Mukes is a nice dude, but a terrrrrrible person to run with. Was he shaking when they stopped you?


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #23824713 - 11/12/16 01:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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And no lessons were learned that day :cookiemonster:




so true. Another great day lol


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Etherealfeeling]
    #23825170 - 11/12/16 08:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Bummer. Yeah man, you and I both know Mukes is a nice dude, but a terrrrrrible person to run with. Was he shaking when they stopped you?




practically dude, he was really fucking scared but he had plenty of time to get rid of the bags


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23825590 - 11/12/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

ONE OZ SLUG said:
Are you gonna bail your buddy out of jail?




I didnt have to he bailed himself out



But if he hadn't, would you have?


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 2
    #23825630 - 11/12/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I was going to say that if you used that needle afterwards you're more of a guttersnipe than I ever was, then I remembered one time I banged some dope and coke that my boy swallowed and shat out :ahahaha: I got a nip of 100 proof smirnoff and used that instead of water for safety's sake.

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    #23825690 - 11/12/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Are you gonna bail your buddy out of jail?




I didnt have to he bailed himself out



But if he hadn't, would you have?




i didnt have the money at the time, if i did and he needed me to i would have without a question.

this was the same friend i that i literally held his hand and nursed him back to health in my living room when he got cotton fever a few weeks ago.

i love the kid.

@moon that song was really cool! never heard it before!


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #23825985 - 11/12/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Glad you liked it.  I had almost forgot getting popped with needles after some homeless dude knocked on my window and asked for a dollar.  They thought they had me but actually I was still waiting :lol: one time I was glad they took forever.

My friend meets the dude and I pick him up and immediately the same cops were all over us so he swallows the bags.  Apparently they were following me or just really bad luck.  I think they might have tracked me on camera through the city or something they were really sneaky about it.

Really pissed off they take all my plungers and break them, take my friend in for a soda cap with some residue on it.  I pick him up in a couple hours and we go back to his apartment where he ends up chugging a bunch of shampoo because someone told him that is an old prison trick to retrieve things you swallow. 

After watching him wretch bubbles into bathtub for an hour or so I decide I need to get to work, sick or no, where luckily some lowlife that later ripped me off gave me a tiny chunk of a sub.

My boy calls me two days later and tells me he got one brown and one white.  I was kinda touched on some level he could have just said he lost them all but that was the most degrading speedbalcohol in my life.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23827824 - 11/13/16 02:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

wow so i woke up sick a few hours ago after taking a nap and only had like 2-3g of kratom left and i took it and right after i found a full bag from that night i escaped on the floor in the hallway....i cant even believe my luck.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23827939 - 11/13/16 04:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Connoisseur said:
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Are you gonna bail your buddy out of jail?




I didnt have to he bailed himself out



But if he hadn't, would you have?




i didnt have the money at the time, if i did and he needed me to i would have without a question.

this was the same friend i that i literally held his hand and nursed him back to health in my living room when he got cotton fever a few weeks ago.

i love the kid.

@moon that song was really cool! never heard it before!




Cotton fever....'shudders feverishly at that thought'


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: stzacrack] * 2
    #23828276 - 11/13/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

some epic wisdom in this thread.

Well done y'all :thumbup:


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #23828280 - 11/13/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cotton fever is my nightmare


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23828290 - 11/13/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I never once got cotton fever in years and years of use, and I am utterly filthy and reckless.  I always wondered why.  Never had an abscess either.


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    #23828915 - 11/13/16 12:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Cotton fever is my nightmare




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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23831909 - 11/14/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

POINT OF THE THREAD:

cotton fever sux


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23831959 - 11/14/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I never once got cotton fever in years and years of use, and I am utterly filthy and reckless.  I always wondered why.  Never had an abscess either.



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I never once got cotton fever in years and years of use, and I am utterly filthy and reckless.  I always wondered why.  Never had an abscess either.




I got it one early morning around 430am, took a shot, felt my rush, but soon after the most horrific thing I have ever felt commensed

I ran to the shower and Sat on the toilet as the steam filled the bathroom

My mother and father were so confused, and my state lent them a feeling of pity instead of resentment towards obvious drug use

It lasted an hour or two and it was one of the worst experiences of my life

Apparently I woke up and grabbed the first water bottle I could find, which turned out to be one that I had tossed plenty of old dirty cottons into numerous times

The bacteria is what gives you the cotton fever, not actual cotton slipping through the needle, that's impossible, it's the bacteria built-in up over time on used cottons that gets put into your bloodstream that causes 'cotton fever'

Glad that life is behind me


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: stzacrack]
    #23832331 - 11/14/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I shot cottons all the time, but usually the would dry out not be wet if I didn't do a wash right away.  Still tho.  Guess it is just luck or something.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23832547 - 11/14/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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last night me and my friend went to go score some heroin in brooklyn.
on our way back we got pulled over two blocks from my house.

i had a needle in my ass crack and 3 bags shoved up my rectum.
they took me and my friend out of the car and since he had the bags in his sock and his needle in his ass crack they found all his shit and placed him under arrest.

they took me out of the car and asked me if i had a needle also in my crack so i told them yes. i took the needle out and pushed the bags up my rectum at the same time.

they cuffed me and made me sit down while they searched my pockets.
they found my needle exchange card in my wallet which legally allows me to posses syringes and told me as a result i was not under arrest.

they gave me the needle back and i walked home with 3 bags up my rectum and the needle in my pocket.

captain con lives to see another day as a free man.

thought yall would be proud of me.

needle exchange members ftw!



Its total bullshit you need a needle exchange card or have to turn them in one for one on the east coast.

I cant stand the hostility towards giving out clean syringes and making it as painless as possible.

Here in SF they will give you as many as you need (generally 20 to a max of 60), all accessories and sharps disposal containers completely for free. They expect and appreciate when you either return them one for one or hell get rid of them at a local pharmacy as long as it gets to the right place.


Studies have shown that these policies dont result in any more dirty needles left on the street or in dangerous places and makes sure people dont get hiv or aids.

When i go to buy them legit at a pharmacy 3 out of 5 stores will turn me down and it almost makes me wanna yell at the pharmacists "thanks for spreading AIDS YOU ASSHOLE".

congrats though conniseure that was a close call.

I have yet to get really hassled by the cops but for the most part from what ive heard they just make you get rid of the dope.

its a total waste of the cops time to bother with detaining arresting and booking people over such petty shit. I mean how can you justify to your boss or the public tax payer that you got paid 4+ hours of overtime at $100 an hour to get $10 to $20 worth of dope off the street.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: chulutu] * 2
    #23833434 - 11/14/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That sig!!!


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    #23834433 - 11/15/16 03:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

RIP Eric the Actor


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    #23834534 - 11/15/16 06:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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RIP Eric the Actor



I still miss his martian apearance and the ACK ACK sound they used to play. the stern show has gone down hill quite a bit since artie and etm left.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23834718 - 11/15/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hey Conn...

Your welcome :wizard:  :trustme:


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    #23834794 - 11/15/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:billymaythumbup:


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    #23835574 - 11/15/16 01:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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RIP Eric the Actor



I still miss his martian apearance and the ACK ACK sound they used to play. the stern show has gone down hill quite a bit since artie and etm left.



Yeah thats when it really lost it's appeal to me.  Now it is all celebrity plugging gossip and shit.  Sometimes I listen to Artie's podcast but he too kinda lost his edge when he was booted from Stern.

These days I get my raunchy laughs off of youtube.  It is a different form of media but there's alot of talent on there if you ask me.  Still listen to old stern shows there too.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23835603 - 11/15/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Stop shooting hayron OP. You'll find that you'll hardly ever have to shove something up your ass.


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    #23835611 - 11/15/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Plus you'll never have to live through the horror of sticking your fingers in there to pull out a poop.


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    #23835623 - 11/15/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

my backdoor is all pleasure , no business.


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    #23835692 - 11/15/16 02:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Plus you'll never have to live through the horror of sticking your fingers in there to pull out a poop.



Ive been lucky, never had to do that durring my extensive opiate career. Yucky I just would eat a bunch of gassy stuff and my butt would become a potato gun essentially.

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Yucky! Your backdoor is only meant to be a needle receptacle.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23835702 - 11/15/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

yes, a meaty cum needle receptacle


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23835709 - 11/15/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yet...  you just wait.  It gets better.  I used to say never me, 10 years later I'm gloving up and going in.  It's either that or rupture an intestine.


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